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Chumpline on 4/3/09
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Chumpline on 4/3/09

Published:Fri, 3 Apr 2009
Description:This is the chumpline from Friday, April 3rd, 2009.
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" This was actually a bit Obama did they can give -- a lot like Obama you folks who give a -- be present what I want you to when he opened in the paper candidate here. Else."

" Oddly I don't get invited to secret -- anymore. Hopefully the last -- secret chimp I would I was invited to I was leery gave way the -- but the Barbra Streisand to paperback biography that she stole from somebody else's. Trash can down the -- I don't think stealing from trash Kansas the press stealing music I. I worry gift that it that's what I prefer something he has to be given that first before you can give -- God proved that trash -- for mixing and the god moves in mysterious ways."

" Everything it'd be easy to negotiate why someone like we forgot what trickle. Like he has that kind of -- elect. They don't came from the teleprompter and besides who didn't -- there won't be any affirmative action."

" I like -- he was discussing brandy I don't think I don't think brandy was what do you like about these is the meetings between Churchill and Roosevelt."

" It was just Roosevelt -- Georgia -- room. With a branding. They are that's. That's easier negotiation -- forget the branded. Roosevelt was small going to GM that's other world we live and."

" That's what he's thinking of these Leo wouldn't it be nice -- you just go somewhere and that be an ash tray there. So I can just put the ashtray almighty I might allow for my knee I can have a smoke in peace and nobody would be staring at me."

" Stay within -- cigarette tax blown up black. I want to have it available Obama -- John Logan act as a --"

" Yeah how -- seek how does the Secret Service expense that. How would that do they had that they Hawaiian item were there just is it is there just sort of a slush fund for buying Obama's cigarettes. I know we don't smoke any more -- he has an occasional -- I'm guessing he has about fifteen to twenty slips that day."

" What movies are Emanuel correctly okay half really there -- Billions."

" This -- he says we I have to do you mass. --"

" Hey handy. If I didn't know you could well I know you I know where you've got saying no information LA. Boo boy you just leave my lonely weekend a lot of yeah -- if you then create --"

" You have a thing going for Megyn Kelly. "

" I would say I like meg and Kelly and that she is perfect example that beautiful and can be smarts. And you can very smart woman and still get the eye candy quotient in their unlike you know you just care if she's got it lags. I prefer it if the women of fox tires were also smarts."

" You know one of the things that gives channel 25 an advantage over channel seven in the upcoming 10 o'clock wore Maria. Yes in the fact that they've studied how properly. To show off some of Maria's assets -- Lawrence -- short skirts I do wide shots. Yes they issued from the site to win if she's not a short skirt she's in boots and some might well he -- so I only noticed because the first question you would always ask Beriault whenever she can minus. He removed it."

" And I."

" So what's the number one new station in town mouse in the and -- married session."

" CNN. YouTube -- Cancun. He brought the move. And in doing --"

" Well is so good this says something -- beating Carolina I know of course what bingo for what tell me."

" Yeah look ahead to advance and the -- that will advance."

" That's not bad I like that I don't agree but it's good good stuff."

" A lot of those curfews will be opened up our own fault it was nothing --"

" Yet overly was a peak of his career that was the show I watch it right to the very end they kept they kept me in suspense all throw it. I like an empty bottle and they -- on the very disappointing they opened Al Capone secret vault -- there was yet there was one night MP. Bottle there was covered with dust that was at."

" Clock is hiring Geraldo Rivera. -- my -- degrees when they try and roll -- fifty I don't whales back into the third effectively beat themselves."

" I I think you know they they would've if they what is needed to lasers to keep Geraldo off to assess. Once we got the bullets and about the the -- shootings in Binghamton -- there was no way they were keeping him off."

" girls basketball coach -- he's accused of ripping whose teenage girls on the basketball team. Did your wife -- that -- that good looking guy couldn't get flags."

" One thing I bet that guys saw his picture that -- should he's guilty. He's he's horrible he became a point the point is if he was if submit our -- thought that he was handsome yes -- be fair to say innocent. Now there's a double standard Harris."

" How would Barack Obama spoke to the American public so heated days is in the direction when he does the you don't -- Our way our body you come from being -- Receiving a lot of -- boys busy."

" That's right. Yes I will have some more roll sons bring them over here and I'll take true and it'll save you a true."

" Make -- last jump line message thank you for calling out because you."

" one Charlotte played so good wanting to put 21 Charlotte York played its. Okay that's it for the -- blood today the true blood is the recorded voicemail message service -- leave -- any -- of the day -- including weekends. The jump when number feels like to leave such a message is 61777934. 69 we may or may not play your message at this time each weekday. Today's -- one was brought you by lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection. In the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home in contractor needs or log -- to lumber liquidators dot com."

" CPM through June and we can't feel he brought the move and -- England and yeah look ahead -- and the team that will advance."

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