The Chump Line 3-25-09

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" He's referring to the to the topic yesterday in the poll question about the these sheriff's deputies in Florida the want to send out. Letters to the wives of every John that's arrested soliciting prostitution. In their -- I predict that program will never. Get started the are you watching fox and there. No I'm watching channel five fox Fox News Channel I ask because has become -- Daniel Hannan channel. Hewitt he's been on every shot -- this afternoon now is now in -- back. Yeah you know a great big -- he got to watch this video if you haven't seen it this guy Hamdan. Is the guys in the European Parliament easily he's elected. End Gordon Brown came to speak to them and this guy just what he must be conservative obviously at Torrey -- he just pour into the -- other devalued prime minister at a -- government. That's the very end of it though he goes on for three minutes. City just would be -- I before we play a little bit of it. I should point out that this guy is steaming up there unlike Barack Obama there is no teleprompter. In the area it was very impressive. It was extra worrying -- impressive. There was not a single not a single army he keep putting in. The right adjectives to modify their right now owns it was eighty. Brilliant. Performance was just to get a little bit of it will play a little bit of it."

" Prime minister right see you already must it be essential -- of the European politician. Namely the ability to say one thing in this chamber and a very different things your home electorate. You've spoken air about free trade and comments about. Who would have guessed this thing you just now that you with the author of the phrase British jobs for British workers and that you have subsidized where you have not nationalized how -- slaves of our economy including the car industry and many of the banks. Perhaps you would have more moral authority in this house. If your actions match Joe works perhaps you would have more legitimacy in the councils of the world if the United Kingdom are not going into this recession. In the worst condition of any G twenty countries. The truth prime minister is that you have run out all the ala money. The country as a whole is now in negative equity. Every British child is born -- around 20000 pounds. Servicing the interest on that that is going to cost more than educating the trial. Now once again today you try to spread the blame around you spoke about an international recession international crisis well. It is true. That we all old sailing together been to the school listen this is not every vessel in the convoy is in the same dilapidated condition. Other ships used the good years to -- battles and clear their reading in other words to pay off day. That you used the good years to raise borrowing yet further. As a consequence I'm Leo captaincy. How -- is pressed deep into the water line under the accumulated weight. But -- we are now running a deficit that -- 10% of GDP in almost unbelievable picked. Small little packets on more than Hungary countries where the IMF has already been cold and it's not. They -- not apologizing like everyone else I belong to accept -- pathologically incapable of accepting responsibility for these things -- carrying Norman who willfully. Lessening our situation once and only spending what little we have left. Lost yet in the last twelve months a 100000 private sector jobs that being lost and yet you've created 30000 public sector jobs. Prime minister that you cannot carry only -- squeezing the productive they -- the economy. In order to fund an unprecedented endorsement all of the unproductive this. Out of recession and -- borrow your way out of debt and when you repeat do not wooden and perfunctory way. But I'll situation is better than others that well well placed to weather the storm I have to tell you sound like depression era apparatchiks giving the party line you know. And we know and you never that we know this nonsense. Everyone knows that Christian is worse off than any other countries we go into these hard times -- and episodes. The European Commission has cents a the market successor which is why our currency has devalued by 30% and soon the -- to we'll get that chance to say says. They can see what the markets have already seen that you other devalued prime minister. Other devalued government. Yeah."

" Wow. I wish I could talk like that."

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" You don't really need to have them on using the play that over and over again and then -- everything that he says is about Gordon Brown. You don't just. Mega -- goes for Barack Obama. "

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