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Chump Line 03/23/09
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Chump Line 03/23/09

Published:Mon, 23 Mar 2009
Description:The Chump Line from Monday 03/23/09.
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" You just want to say the -- doing what's popular. And put money in the banks put. It's for the starting 18% -- The 76%. Against it's not a prime numbers to your senior year you are laughing about some of these problems are people going to look at this and say. Having -- they're just making jokes about money wouldn't. I mean do I mean way to explain a little while booting your lap remember there's -- Armstrong Miller and others have year old -- gallows humor but it's really good."

" No one -- all you can unemployed auto workers and to all the people connected to the auto industry's. -- Michigan and Ohio hold for instance -- hi Kerry both of those states. Now he's. He's a mule who's this -- does she would say. But you can goodfellas is why don't you lose you know -- the big -- problems a new you know mister president."

" Always good talking about the Fairfield Connecticut areas you go through granite no the live declared -- as -- said. But reminded you divide his time between well hopefully in Palm Beach. Six of BP."

" They sometimes they still look to Kennebunkport where used to live don't forget that. And that except for the fact you live in Palm Beach and in Wellesley. I am pointing out this alienating Cambridge and in New Hampshire. I just happened to pull myself up vitamin by the bootstraps that -- It does not mean that one cannot turn into a BP much as a caterpillar turns into a butterfly hell plane -- BP."

" How fear. These crops or couldn't believe it laughter -- really don't laugh everybody --"

" Let's these are yours again and you record about the differences. In coverage. George Bush they make up a fake story during the presidential campaign about George Bush to tried to. Deny him the presidency for. Barack Obama Steve croft approaches him wearing need to --"

" Well -- know about but they don't somebody is gonna put our."

" Punch drunk. I was little that wasn't a bad way to describe it."

" Cold weather outside is frightful but Al Gore was not contrite over. -- really think that will walk so we shuttle no shuttle no -- no."

" What does -- tell you about Al Gore even liberals are starting to catch on to this that he won't let reporters come to his speeches. They did they throw out the press before he before he begins speaking. Because he he does as the leader of a religious movement. He doesn't think that he should have to answer for anything because you know again US did. You have to suspend disbelief flaky white -- any religious. As he reached tax exempt status yeah I'm sure that's what he'll be going for next."

" If we can bag man -- cool -- until Palin has good I didn't lose. I do I -- I can I am pregnant everybody. Else."

" Isn't it funny how. All we interviews last week all leave. Tortured explanations. That Chris Dodd gave us is AIG behavior and he never once mentioned this -- his wife being on the board of them. AIG subsidiary."

" If the thank god bless America I don't know I'd say god. Hate America Barack Obama is not gonna let -- go and play him."

" Slim flam man god save the United States of America god save the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. His -- a phrase that -- beginnings or its origins in the 1930s depression just because it's but I think of I hear from -- I don't know I don't know the prior items out of us quite I don't know but mostly good about. I just show he has kind of a what was -- guys -- George C. Scott played what was Tuesday Mordechai Mordechai Jones it's the flam flam man under a still a great movie."

" After watching interview that -- would be quite often couldn't Obama. I would just love this could -- and completely different state I think these what do you think of this guy."

" Steve is the guy they put in there to do the puff piece -- remember another the year 2000 when. Bill Clinton was reeling in New Hampshire because of the Gennifer flower or. Revelations. In that he had been lying about that and he was -- saying that WB Italian American governor of New York sound like he was in the mafia. Who -- they bring to the Ritz Carlton in Boston to conduct the puff piece interview. That was not Ed Bradley -- put it that way it was not Mike Wallace it was not even Morley safer there was. His initials are SKF."

" Oracle -- A mode not don't play games so when things go wrong it's still okay so the way we. Boone drove swarmed through a burden kids. The books software assumes. What we've got no."

" The coffee with them but they have. He says I'll accept the blame that means -- forget about it nothing to see here folks keep moving."

" If you -- know how many states there -- union elk can probably know who the President Clinton."

" If you read this story."

" What is he."

" He's sent a letter Chirac saying I hope we can work well together as your president of your country and you know I mean mind that realizing that."

" Sarkozy is that a president of France. Did you miss -- somebody's name to."

" I know I can live with a misspelling as long as he gets the person right I would feel -- better yet she knew with the GA you know present it has the state where."

" CIA and even I didn't even read that. I I and I'm guessing once again made this only you know Johnny one note here but. What if George Bush had made that mistake do you think I would not have heard about it."

" have been trying to heal I guess it would Friday night rolls around I really need a break from this stuff at this point it just gives me a headache thinking about it."

" What does Barack Obama and Alfred B movies ever -- comments."

" Folks say what -- me worry."

" Both because effect but they look like. They're both fairly famous question what he wore it."

" I could feel that when house."

" the -- recall Deval recalled him well recalled --"

" I don't think we have a mechanism in the state constitution for calling the -- besides which the election is only about eighteen months away."

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