Police Blotter Friday on 3/20/09

" at this time every Friday afternoon GBM leukemia before we cannot speculate whether the suspect is linked to similar incidents reported on what college campus. Oh my goodness. Crime in Wellesley roper at the college all right anyway. At this time every Friday afternoon. We have to do police blotter facts Friday all week long we ask you descended funny items from your local daily or weekly newspaper the police -- of the police water can be standalone stories. -- Massa into our fax number 6177793467617779346. Or you can email to media. How we car at WR KL dot com. At this time each Friday we read what we consider the funniest ones and given -- cries out for two top interest. -- what -- the prizes this week."

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" I do they did not win the Marconi olive oil the first one is from the New York Post. Is that a gun in your pants are you just happy to seen me and I -- man was arrested in a Brisbane club. After. Stopping -- pistol down his pants and asking to women to feel -- big awesome thing in his trousers. Funny thing is thanks clusters -- was involved in the census funny thing is it worked for a little while at least one woman was so impressed she climbed up on his lap. Her friend however told bouncer. This is from Sweden a hunter from western Sweden has been indicted on charges of endangering human life. After accidentally shooting a toilet seat rather -- so which he had taken aim. There's 37 year old was out hunting in the village of -- crown when he spotted -- by the lakeside when the hunter missed his target the bullet traveled. One point six kilometers over the lake past a couple of cottage owners and their guest. And straight into the toilet shaken by the proximity of the -- the homeowners went inside the balcony to assess the damage. They broken toilet seat for a witness to the -- poor marksmanship. We're reminds me -- old saying. Don't worry about the border with your may well -- warning about the one that says student whom it may concern. But field remain as Sunday afternoon motorcycle ride to shake off winter's cabin fever took a serious turn for Hartford writer. After he was knocked off his bike by a wild Turkey. Geoffrey Russell was being treated for a fractured collarbone as central Maine Medical Center he was traveling with a friend. On route 117 between south Harrison but field. When a wild Turkey flew directly into his chest knocking him back. How many of mall Vista SP got office -- sake motorcycle under rendering him unconscious that's like hitting a bowling ball forty miles per hour. Said the trooper she was wearing a helmet which saved his life. What's the guy's name. Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey. I just want to tell you I'm gonna have some Turkey right now yeah. As -- to avenge -- your project for all of long Michael give me the Turkey is really wild Turkey cold cuts yes it's -- okay this is from England a burglar with a cold was caught after -- broke into a house and Portsmouth because he dropped his pinky. Timothy McLeod got away with a television set and a jacket the left hand keep the scene when he got it out to blow his nose. The serial -- was -- by police after they examine the handkerchief and found traces of his DNK. He's a multiple offender so he got a lot of time. This is from Thailand monkey kills owner with coconuts. No the my I don't see how -- all -- this break up how many more of these pull Wright made scored just slot -- while this case a coconut collector that was his job. Was killed after his favorite monkey dropped to coconut on to his head. He was hired a could have been an accident well he was tarred -- neighbor to collect -- using your -- third degree -- their rubber -- for this -- using is trained funny how activists beat it out of them. When a monkey and up the trajectory tree he threw dance and coconuts one of the having ads that mr. alert square and had knocking him unconscious. He never regained consciousness but here's the thing. He had I'm taking -- monkey cup coconut collecting every day to collect as many as 300 today was paid. Are pretty good slightly cutting his -- just today the monkey had dutifully -- pretty heavy with the first tree and got all the coconuts than any problem. But after coming back down he refused to go up the next -- So mr. -- hit the country before you go up to train off when he did finally motivate. It was clearly any -- tell our. Instead of twisting her biting off the coconuts one by one. He began to kick them off follow once until oneself on the -- attached. After the incident by the way the monkey would not leave his fallen owner and the owner's brother had to come eventually get the money they keeping the monkey because he's a very valuable trained commodity -- a coconut. Spyware them in a football helmet back. Actually that's that's what got near the tree again maybe a metal helmets actually. This is from -- the sex starved woman can be jailed after making 700 calls to the emergency services. Local army headquarters and the town council demanding demand for sacks. Hi how woes eniac she's 42 from central Poland -- for any reason -- would need to see your picture. After police traced to call back over there. She told him I was desperate for sexist pencil long -- I had someone in my bed. She's been charged -- wasting emergency services false and 11 she had telephone operators she would happily start a fire for men on -- for sex afterward. I suspect there was -- involved in this and so it's well speaking of vodka being involved this is from Saint Petersburg beach Florida. Authorities say a man trying to show woman afraid of heights and it was safe to lean over 64 hotel balcony. Turned out to be wrong. Police say 26 year old David senior of Joliet Illinois -- after calling for stories on to assess. -- concrete ledge Tuesday night. You don't make a good job today where Shaq I have to say he was taken to a nearby hospital where he was listed in fair condition police come from the balcony rail -- not broken. Family of alcohol might have been found -- these 36 foot office. And this one -- I liked to have his professor. Convicted for demanding sex for help on oral exam fold -- professor. Oh doctor that's. Can keep your hearts ideologues -- Was sentenced to ten months probation and find 8000 pounds for attempting to pressure -- female student into exchanging sex for better grades. According to the master's candidate involved then 34 year old woman the professor suggested sexist payment for raising the students marks on an oral exams. What kind of sex which. He's and they has going to give Mateen you can read -- I can't occupy a stock -- tips for getting here I'm going to Amazon or something now. For McCain it can distill it every -- that the prosecution accused the professor shattering trust in the integrity. Of these. College faculty might trust is shattered -- Alabama. An American couple turned the tables member of -- ransacking their home by dispensing their own summary justice. Without waiting for a lot to arrive the -- doled out their own punishment to the surprise criminal. They made him clean up the house at gunpoint feel lucky burglar was caught red handed when -- meaning Tiffany McKinnon a return to their house after a week away to the dismay. They discover their home and in plundered so after they found -- red handed her husband got out his gun instead pick it up. The man had the nerve to raise raise a ruckus about it to the police when they came recent your machine they didn't shoot you at that point is set get tram. He is now on. On trial -- thievery okay these are these are the winners. The first woman is from the Belmont citizen Harold. And Belmont resident came to the police station to check on his wife after she was arrested for operating a vehicle under the influence of alcohol. I was promptly arrested on the same charges is Belmont master Yasser police were alerted to an erratic driver and wonder how well selling his home. According to your door -- go through this kind of nonsense. The trooper followed a trail of debris on your collar -- and -- damaged mailboxes and one damaged business signs. He founded 2004 Volvo parked with two people sitting inside a front tire was flat. There was heavy damage the driver's side and there was a pool of oil spreading on the ground from underneath the car. The driver Jean Cheney. Supplied officers with her registration but said she may have forgotten who license at a bar. According to the police report she said she was aware she hit a mailbox and drove the truck and was very upset because nothing like that had ever happened to her before. She says she picked up her husband at Charlie's kitchen in Harvard Square and had several drinks during the evening I know Charlie's kitchen and only I just have the double cheeseburger when -- her husband a passenger by the way I was asleep and could change our -- drive. Well double cheeseburger from Charlie's kitchen -- do that again. She was arrested after she failed several field sobriety test now -- going had a couple of hours around 2 AM. The offices are leaving the police station in Concord after photographed the destroyed mailboxes. And some man driving to the side parking lot in 2002 Honda. The -- is identified as her husband Brett parker. Get asked him what he was doing in here replied that he was checking on his wife after her arrest he reportedly asked the officers to take its keys and that he would walk home. After failing field sobriety test -- party -- he too was arrested for operating under the influence of alcohol. So he's been watching this history books and Honda was towed with you when I was asleep in the car yes he was okay he was indeed. So she wasn't the issue and have some strange person that you picked up at -- Cape -- OK yeah now. No nano and the like -- she could tell parish went to pick not because he has too much to drink. And so she was doing the decent thing and driving him home but where she had a few -- before she left Charlie's kitchen which I'd never meant to by the -- just a nice spot. Okay this is from Cairo TV. Which is in is not in San Francisco I do believe is that all know Seattle Seattle wants us try to I should know that Seattle countries to be on on a -- All right -- shows how flammable adult diapers are. Oh my goodness yes cut our most vulnerable citizens being in danger for something many values this day. Well. Sharon Davis tells about her brother Jimmy who was partially paralyzed some of the adult care facility -- as a lifelong smoker. He used to take -- cigarettes and go out onto the balcony. To have a cigarette. And because the stroke Q it's using you know adult -- literally didn't have a -- purely nobody knew anything was wrong. -- all of a sudden a work in the basement -- drops a fire coming down from the deck where Jimmy had gone not to smoke. She saw molten pieces of diaper coming down in flaming -- shifts. Drops of the drops of fireworks from Wilson's disposable adult undergarments. Which along with his other clot clothing had caught fire and burned a new plastic was going to do this -- said I just never thought about the diapers. The diaper diaper had melted and dripped through the acting under garments made of petroleum product it's a manmade synthetic material that burns wouldn't."

" We need to make diapers that don't burn so that this kind of tragedy does not happen again they say okay senator -- some."

" Take a pint of gasoline and strap a TUN a solid state that's what it is Ford Jimmy can you imagine I mean. And he never think of at -- that it might and I'm gonna really."

" I ghosting my grandmothers have both gone now when when you gotta go you gotta get a few times up to us the way it is this nothing no no it's a diaper with your name on it okay right exactly. Okay so the -- okay one."