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The Chump Line 3-13-09
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The Chump Line 3-13-09

Published:Thu, 12 Mar 2009
Description:The Chump Line for March 13th, 2009.
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" She's not going to tell me anymore I'm I'm laying down the law."

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" The I agree but I would have even more important than bailing out the Muppets is bailing out that. -- payers of the Massachusetts turnpike authority. -- our hundred million dollars to make up for those stupid swapped shirts."

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" We have so many cynical people you know you what's wrong with giving 25 million dollars more to the Kennedy family."

" It's horrible people out of fifty billion dollars. Unfold in the corner and couldn't simply. What kind of the good scoring in the backward thing to spend more time NBA community. Don't we finish this."

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" Surely that's a rhetorical question Brian you do know the answer -- that I'm sure."

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" See earlier I think there is something has ever Obama Driscoll got home. I'm sure I felt myself being Turkoglu on."

" all of us can feel some comfort that. The state or municipality it's benefiting -- is doing so because it's gonna trickle down -- The people in that community when their private entities then and I believe may have to be evaluated moving higher level of scrutiny."

" But more giving it to -- say the Boston fire department -- the big day we can. Rest assured that that money will Monday squandered any anyway."

" That would scare last -- line message thank you for calling -- tired huge."

" Okay that's it for the Howard how we -- come flying today that trump alignment is the recorded voice mail message service of the how we are sure and call and leave a message at any hour of the day or night including weekends. The -- what numbers you like to leave such a message 6177793."

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