Police blotter Friday on 2/20/09

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" These are the runners up they do not. They do not win the the olive -- the first one is from. I'm sorry the first one is from all -- An all off man was charged today it would master -- in the twelve -- of a discount store. Lloyd Alexander faces a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior. Police that he master -- their front of being hot wheels display at the Wal-Mart. But stop the actress ever anybody walks in the year."

" How well he showed some degree of consideration you don't know what's more disturbing about that. -- is the fact that he picked deep discount store to do and I mean if you look at you're gonna go all out to be a lunatic what did you just you know go first rate."

" I attend degree yeah yeah you know how this is from and India and Indian courts and -- 75 year old doctor to jail for accepting. A dollar as a bribe nearly a quarter of a century ago. The federal court caught. Black or bend -- side excepting a dollar from a sweeper in 1985 for issuing. A fake medical certificate to case dragged on for years he was convicted 1992. When given a one year jail term he was freed as he appealed the sentence. -- He's got to go back now. How important what do you think he the the court would rule -- the case of Nancy Pelosi in my -- you want to in the rest of those spending 200000 dollars so Falwell a 150 years from now maybe they might get on my guess is lifetime if they -- in India. This is from China on 99 year old Chinese man has gone on trial in Beijing. Accused of swindling. Some 750000. You one which is a 200000 dollars from an American and the oldest criminal defendant ever in the city he was born in 1910. You claim to be a former provincial governor. You know it is pretty quick on the ball for guidance in nine years old I gotta say who would know that he's still has. He still has the wherewithal to -- somebody. He's not the same guy who drove into the storm Brookline disease. You know he might have found he might have been all right give him a -- like this sign out of -- London a British university has apologized to Ph.D. students for throwing away his treasured seven year old collection. -- Harden and it lizard -- the hi I'm sorry Sandi I thought you said blizzard done yes indeed -- Daniel Bennett has told the times higher education magazine that he had collected the done. In the Philippines while studying their rare boot time lizard a relative of the motor drive and material was to be studied is part of his doctoral research. These 77 pound bags runway but screeners at his lab. Can you imagine. How long does a -- hang in there 77 pounds. Of -- done why. I can't imagine I'd rather not. Springfield Massachusetts man. I -- and beaten with a large tree branch and -- in the downtown Thursday morning was taken to base state Medical Center telling the victim. When after a 39 year old West Springfield man with a knife. A -- and act guide -- double offense at that. And chased him down with a trip -- inflicting serious injuries never bring a knife to a tree branch fight -- Except with correct okay Pontiac Michigan when police stopped to help for people in need of gas money they found more than just weary travelers. Charles and a suppressed -- Wisconsin now faces misdemeanor charges for. Possessing drug paraphernalia and Canada us blue major Jim wolf Fred the Pontiac police said. In this is pants zipper was attached to a cloth sack containing hitter boxing. Eighteen grams of marijuana through grams of listeners and mushrooms and 88 grams of chocolate covered analysts and -- mushrooms. You're really pulled on the police when you've got that attached year's super on your pants I mean seriously but remember now he was probably had -- today discounts porn store to join the other guy. Hot you know at a point now -- Massachusetts and alleged lack of manners that a sandwich or a gas station little local man to beat another man with a golf clubs. Police officers were called the Hess station. Following an altercation between two customers the incident began with one man not saying thank you to another man as he held the door open for him. When he was -- the gas station a fifty for fifty year old East Falmouth man held the door open for Carlos Navarro. When Navarro failed to thank him. The fifty year old man -- or sarcastic thank you back Navarre told police believed he had been disparaged which led to a heated argument. He then went tourist car retreat they golf club it would by the way not an iron. And struck the alleged victim several times in the stomach and legs he's been charged assault battery. With a deadly weapon. And the lesson there are always say thank you. True I go to Miami always taught me that that's exactly -- MF -- check with my my brother in law to see if they -- would would have been a better choice era I'm not sure the winds of some sort of sand wedge you know Barrington nova Scotia granting Nickerson has one has warned. Women's undergarments at least once in his life he was really drunk when he did it. And he's kind of embarrassed by the halting it was a Saturday and the cape -- man was returning from a party somewhere when he got lost in the woods. And lost his trousers are relieving himself. He was and wander around when he came to a small home along a narrow dirt road he did know who live there. But he walked right -- and that's when he -- a pair of women's disposable undergarments. He put them on overs on underwear and then passed out on the floor. The 92 year old woman returned. She'd been elsewhere every night and they found she found him unconscious on her floor wearing depends. She once -- down the road to her neighbor who happens to be a foreign met and member of the legislature who heard her screams and drove back to investigate. Nickerson awoke staggered outside climbed into the legislators front seat and then soon the mounties appeared at the scene. He did not intend to harm anybody he said he just saw the diapers and decided to put them on the judge asked how's all this make you feel. The reply was an honorable he said that was the first time I touched alcohol in a law. Time. Sure hopes so I suspect that it'll be awhile before he does it again. And this is from Texas -- nasty Valentine's Day Craig's list prank could lead to the arrest of a Texas man on harassment charges according to police. A phony personal ad was placed on the popular classifieds site offering men's sexual favors. The ad placed on the site women seeking men section. Included a phone number and two photos of a woman named Jennifer who purportedly place the ads saying. That she could make you moan like Shamu. The phone number listed was out of Jennifer or 21 year old who called cops when she was bombarded with about a 150 text messages in fifty phone calls. For men who had seen the and I had apparently. This was all done by an ex co -- of hers at Sears who tried to ask her out several times and she had always said it now. I guess where he's going how are. Yeah he's going to really is going to wish that he knew sham with -- I think he has our idea the two winners they when the olive oil the first one is from Norris town of this is from the times herald in Pennsylvania and an investigation is continuing into an incident where -- mail allegedly offered a woman money. To eat food off his genitals in an Alley command described as African American standing. Five feet seven inches while weighing 300 plus pounds approached his female complainant. After she left the eight plus gas station the woman told police the man pulled out a block of cheese. And offer for thirty dollars to -- off his genitals. As the woman ran from the scene the man apparently upped his offer to forty dollars. So how did did did did they specify what kind of cheese I can shatter our our right I was think -- Swiss. Alitalia I don't know I don't know either. Cottage cheese I don't know all I have gone to I don't want to know all know I'll let you down you that you are down I'll didn't she and now we all went with yeah I did and I am so sorry I. I I just didn't want to be in -- dairy section are right what's what's the the other winner is from Washington State Monroe in a -- Correctional -- complex prisoner. With a history of mental illness you don't say yeah was rushed to the hospital after his second attempt to cut off his penis. The prisoner. Already had amputated much of his genital several years ago. On Thursday he used a razor blade to cut off what means. He was rushed by medics to the Medical Center with serious cuts to the grind prisoners are permitted basic necessities including raisers under state law. And prison officials didn't consider the man at risk to harm himself I don't know why that is since he tried it once before you by the way self administered penile reputations are dangerous and painful former self mutilation. An average about one year in Washington State you don't -- it. Typically caused by psychosis I'm not surprised that -- now you know you're -- that big give the -- she'd -- that's true and by the way the person who sent that in Patrice from Arlington used to send me her address okay so that we -- her her."

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