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Valentine's Day extortion
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Valentine's Day extortion

Published:Sat, 14 Feb 2009
Description:Howie talks about one of his least favorite holidays, Valentine's Day.
+Automatically Generated Transcript  (may not be 100% accurate)

" As you know I am mama I'm not a big Valentine's Day -- I'm. I don't I don't like being coerced into into buying stuff I don't like buying stuff generally speaking -- And I east particularly -- like this this pressure. You know. Given by a -- all the TV spots you know would not just four hours of the key in the habit that Teddy bear the what you -- I'm not somebody who's ever seen a lot of you know I've never said to myself man. I gotta have me that pinky -- You know I really I really need this this this 5000 dollar watch each. I'll look at this look at this diamond stick and why. I don't get that. I don't ask anybody to buy me jewelry -- why does somebody I what do I have to buy somebody jewelry. What do I married her why don't why have to buy anything on this day. That I don't that I don't want to and why isn't why is there this pressure on me. I don't like it not just because it brings a smile to the face of somebody that theoretically you love. It's it again CNB it's it becomes something that that they don't they did doesn't bring a smile to their face and beard. Whatever they get they're disappointed because they were expecting more. And I -- not for me oh it's just say it's just a way to war 22. Again and she got flowers for May -- and you know that."

" I understand -- one time now you want to be and and good with a lovely miss a scarf and he did did advocate god bless."

" Go with god however when you take extension I'd like to stop by her one freak and flour and -- to -- because that means you've thought about that you body yourself he handed it to work."

" It'll Gaudin really La. -- coalition government targets in me. Just look at that Dunkin' Donuts Chernoff found on the floor with a -- is on the stand. But there's a Dunkin' Donuts on the way back from my captain reverse. That is nice going to -- didn't go for a nice Valentine's Day after -- but that's not sure gift for her giver a flower it'll mean more on her I want you to take discard I thought -- you want to get discard. I found it on the floor. Once you go in and you get yourself from the age. Cappuccino. But don't. On the way back -- okay. If you need team that Duncan got a ticket for an on your pocket leave her outside the winning get as a she doesn't see the use McCarthy found on the floor. How she -- on the on the floor Summers spent time now because we just talked about it in front of I have main people 18774694322. I'll be on the plane in less than twelve hours GMT remember that Randy Barnes Randy you're next with Howie -- what do you think of Valentine's Day Randy."

" Howie I knew very early in life that Ballantine -- Sox. Second grade -- force this exchange -- together. Said that to myself what."

" Fellow. Watch just watch it there. 1877469432218774694322. That's a toll free number of the Howie -- show if you would like to join us here. On this very important I mean this is day heave in it is saint Valentine's Day by the way Jim Mir next with how we cargo ahead --"

" are real blast lawyer. Libya. What I really Ali -- firewire short -- the other side of the Europe but I. There's gotta go for a double warmer albeit a little different planet for me to get those one little -- she. If it I -- all put flowers. Polish you expect the a side -- probable. What she -- tell -- she route I have we get another job of all our. Any thing but any Hezbollah guerrillas backed Iraq are acting like I'm a big truck got. I feel most real liberal you know -- I thought this up all -- it anyway yes so -- dollar why in the world. -- one and in this country and our little bit spoiled all that city. -- look at the you'd order a very good good so have a good woman would understand but you don't -- ever you know we we over dramatize used all of -- Little. Holidays. And pitcher what do you think about that now."

" I agree I mean you know I'm glad that the I'm I'm glad we got a lot more ads on the radio station this week while not not not that glad about you have to say I'm glad that we got a lot more ads but. You know I have nothing against all of our sponsors -- put it that way. But. But again I mean why why do I have to come up with a lot of money why why do I have to what. Why they then you know there are all going to discuss women are going to discuss how disappointed they wore on Sunday morning right gem. In addition a Saudi you know he all he saw only took me out to this rest her you know admitted you just can't he can't --"

" We don't but -- never familiar I don't want to while we. Slowly slowly. Yeah they were treated -- whatever but we cannot."

" You buy him a forty dollar bottle of wine. There was an eighty dollar ball wide on that. That lit lists that wine list why didn't she get that when you cheap bastard who just -- you can't win. You cannot win. Thanks for the call Tom you're next with Howie -- go ahead Tom."

" Yeah I can say is if those if -- has cost -- Valentine's Day as reality itself out you know -- you know -- just you're just making excuses about a forty dollar you have to be eighty dollar bottle of the line you have the only as well women jewelry is here is something like that. And -- hey Daniel worried that you're not gonna get so we get that I get get you know but chauffeured limousine to get restaurant and I'm tomorrow. And -- now."

" I don't have to apply don't have -- resume item not take immature to want to that kind of restaurant power and."

" I have that resident reservation but he got play am telling you call -- you're gonna have to do it anyway and -- little excuse her staff about what you gotta -- what you're not gonna -- yeah about one step away from -- we gotta get -- democratic RBI."

" I didn't come here to be made sport of -- Hamas and yet -- You may be right about that -- 18774694322. -- your next with how we cargo ahead Joanne."

" Came roaring Leo -- among -- would. Not written to me you aren't journalist. You should be able to come up with something other than the materialistic. -- you could write it right why are you."

" As a -- and what women want the materialistic gaffes they don't want to. Our own -- apparently. Wait another -- is the mom does in the Papa is right more so -- won't get you where you want to go. Did you have -- than you must takers somewhere where she's never been before meaning a very expensive restaurant -- yards."

" Gary stopped folks he -- me nice place to keep tightening nice gift but you know why. If he would come around they'll write me a column I'd do something that was really thought all. That make me get that it had a lot of women repair the play. What about -- to let somebody make sure -- instead fight against don't make it very."

" A -- that's I don't mind that it but CI but I'm different then I'm different than the person that I would write the pole for."

" While I I think she could do you guys got it bad you make out today."

" No we're just victims that's all -- Big. Thanks and thanks Joanne 1877469432. To want you -- all the spots are written are written with this imply guilt. Where the fact that your gonna be yelled that if if you don't come through with the right stuff I mean that they they're about. That much sugar coating it in those adds the minute yelled at him through forget it -- if you don't come through the right stuff that's. Stefan emotion. And UB yelled UB yelled at if you don't give you -- the right stuff -- yell -- guitarist 1877. Gotten the wrong stuff so it's our nation 18774694322. Scott you're next with how we cargo ahead scoggin."

" I always. Thought there as. I got our local bread yourself all the last week. I spent 350. Dollars. And she says -- very ignoring your card and chocolates beloved --"

" I I don't know if they vote for me to say Scott does I know exactly what you're talking about I mean that's sums it all up right there."

" The -- that well honey I guess I have to now."

" then of course she's he owed when you said that."

" your and your being a jerk for reminding her even indirectly the new party bought her 88 nice guests for February."

" They're enormous contention cheap technology that I thought that's wall we've got our guys but of course I walk funny for you let me states. There are French government loans."

" To. See any farmer. A sampler. Thanks god to 18774694322. Rodney you're next with how we cargo ahead Rodney."

" They -- They I don't agree which you. I know I don't know what school alone would develop I think they're saying why why you -- over to look everyday."

" Because. They they have to compare notes. They have -- they have and then you know then they say -- some of the more having having. Dinners early lunches this weekend talking about what what -- you -- your urine behind the eight ball even before valentines that will what is what is Rodney do and for you know. And then they say they tell you that they say well -- these -- as much as heroes go so when you -- so then she comes home and she -- that you. Before. Hey I mean this isn't like dual process this is -- does they your guilty. Until you're proven innocent right."

" The right. So close so there we the -- should -- church 364 days you're."

" I have gray rod I agree I'd like he -- like to be a jerk 365. Days of the year. Then in 66 leap year."

" Going to stop there are they always they're out on the water adore their darker got to feel like a fifteen by well we're. Display of Valentine's Day yeah they can't get it Barcelona you -- little boy is right there."

" Okay -- let me give you some advice. Never say though it in -- it two year woman in the context of Valentine's Day I win in the Stop & Shop today. The familiar you're damn right I'm Lamar and and the the conversation begin this is. Let's say I want and I. And shrimp and lows. Are. Let's -- 1877469432. To stop I love Stop & Shop. I goal when it's right down the street -- go in there all the time. But it sends the wrong message for Valentine's Day take my word for aren't. Sara you're next with Howie -- go ahead Sarah."

" I highly. Take the telephone from Scott and the dug -- yeah. The relay I mean that's what. About the grade I think that's wonderful I'll have you -- that the telegram's online TV."

" Yes I have yes."

" Yeah. Kind of tacky and I don't think most people would really enjoyed -- much about those and yeah. And then there's something that."

" They say how to get hot but."

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