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chump line 1/06/09
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chump line 1/06/09

Published:Tue, 6 Jan 2009
Description:The Chump Line from Monday 01/05/09
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" Was again best bulls did a bad rap. So waving that would block it's dark sort of brought about so called the dogs didn't have a week started -- because -- yeah how's it."

" Hello sayonara. But the the way that that was the problem. Be -- good boy you have to you should have to carry a pistol with you just in case the dog gets out of control thank god the pool was not seriously injured. Several what five people at the go to the hospital but the total just -- at home. Kinda like Apollo the German shepherd after his his mistress fell through the pond did the -- put all the numbers you most intelligent dog in the face of the earth announced. For a client number one the total number -- The message for the -- if -- were attacked by a pit -- don't expect me to follow -- you would be bitten in the back. You're on your old Pargo here's the thing she wasn't killed the total would have been killed says she she saved her dog from being killed. You wouldn't -- from until the price of a bite. CNB she's in the hospital. I didn't read you the whole story they're trying to raise money for because she has no insurance and she's going to be in the hospital for several weeks while."

" great. Don't think we've forgotten about that pour lonely Christmas tree -- collage quote what office -- in his veto. And another thing. They indicate when they cover up that creek which he began to walk before we get if you we've -- Abu Kamal."

" I was looking at that tree I was going to get something out of the garage and and I waved it to the trade seem very happy you know it's. What is it orthodox Christmas is Janine isn't -- where it's coming up it's still it's stole Christmas if your Greek orthodox I guess. Thanks into the trip for the winter solstice -- just saying I'm today you know as far as I'm concerned the tree is still there in a place of honor in the garage. He wants to watch the garage they could -- a Christmas tree. He wants to what their garage before the July they conceive that same Christmas tree in the exact same place what -- it's a place of honor. Next to the next to the spare refrigerator."

" It's take that enriches them it's thank you love me again has actually been a wake up what happened go to -- the best that -- They have that I cannot put the."

" I'm glad that -- brought that up I forgot all about that they did they didn't do everything but threaten Richardson. When he endorsed Obama and now guess what he's really -- idle threats apparently sleeps with a vicious."

" Every day we've been -- this goes into thousands of calls. We don't really -- awarded support sports game now we're very expensive Bennett who -- then cool written old. Goal of this. And with a bruised -- coming our way it is."

" You know somebody's somebody's. Web. The cash or web services like Comcast. You've read the headlines on Comcast Cindy how left wing they are. I have indeed at faction and a little disconcerting my friend I saw one yesterday it was saying that that concern rose override is civilian casualties and get gas. Well well well good concern for six months where there lobbing. Rockets into Israel I didn't see any headlines on Comcast dot net about that."

" And now daily affirmations. Of Stuart volleys I'm gonna do a really great -- days. And I couldn't help myself because I'm good enough. I'm -- smart and have a dog -- it I don't feel like there's."

" It comes down to open. Doggone it he has stolen election unless. Unless Coleman gets -- really Milwaukee in the courts."

" He gave orders clearly -- available to take the Olympic spot in the administration's."

" Well the CIA job disclose the big pick the National Security Adviser. So -- maybe -- that might be a good spot for sandy burglar and commerce."

" Carolina's death. -- like you feel what can beat the public dividends."

" I didn't come here to be made sport of again I never said they were going to be I never said there we're going to be undefeated this year you'd ever in every year the U word come out of my mouth. No number but it's what you say about the BC Eagles that makes this particularly enjoyable at least for me. By the way the football coach I don't know what he's gonna do the we have a meeting of the giants the jets jets side. No we -- Agassi's pondering whether to have the meeting what are the odds of him. They've apparently the athletic director has reportedly threatened to fire the coach of BC. I should know how to pronounce his name's sandy because I met the guy -- by and -- daughter went to the same schools my daughter or my youngest daughter last year but I commend him more than once he's in the hallway here any evening sometimes he has. Jagged I'll -- something like that."

" Powers when both he says -- going to drain the wall if you include Chicago Illinois this blog called click it couldn't scandal. And just going to open up the problems. Thank you."

" Don't forget William Jefferson Democrat Louisiana. Do you stay he's still -- speaker he's still we representative from my New Orleans for a few more hours."

" Hey -- Colonel predicted you can get an operation here but who -- opinion -- and -- got involved benefit."

" I'm gonna be getting hip operation this year that's what he was talking about. He definitely going to -- IE I have to I have to see of the idea I went in on Friday when I got back. First I did my -- phone that density check for my osteoporosis. Though I went to this guy who work. We're supposedly he's in the hip -- finishing. Lisa I can't he said give the guy with -- osteoporosis is not a good candidate for every finishing in the showed me that they gimmick but. But how dance to your osteoporosis I mean really have at. You like an old woman are -- are. It doesn't have to be that'd be I mean I -- free finishing did that the votes have to be pretty strong the -- maxis helped a little bit but not very much. There may be asked me says what's up what this osteoporosis. -- yeah physician. What you are supposed to be ashamed of having a disease of postmenopausal women. These things happen. Okay what should try Sally Field medicine -- have to take a once a month guy you see the add up. Only about eight trillion times last week's your weekly -- made a monthly want to build you up for the re finishing. The the demo I think about. I think about four I was gonna go to a couple of that apparently everybody in the world is having these things cooler -- get a second opinion I went to this I called up this guy today. At the Mass. General he can't even see forget the operation he can't even see me for consultation until May. So that I had the name of another guy another doctor at Brigham and women's that I had -- get his name from somebody and to a doctor in Wellesley. I call him what he's not taken anybody till April. Fish summing up the football players that are running around here they can look after one of the patriots guys who could debt and our. Very very good."

" You're obesity I don't like to drop -- I don't like you want to know who I --"

" Well I'll just be -- you like to go under the radar nobody would recognize you I can it go going to the airport."

" And they're ready to upgrade he speaks as -- your -- are you --"

" Well let go through the airport this -- and -- chicken adhesion -- you have you have medical insurance it has -- Jamont that there -- no we larceny you're going to matter where you go."

" You would like it since India can give him until I can't -- get it don't make. Some lifting of have to go with this first guy that I saw -- that there's anything wrong with this first guy but he just doesn't he doesn't seem to be booked as heavily as the other guys it. In try to get on the arm did you know I did try to get him on the arm regulate you Sele got insurance."

" Hey Alan welcome home click get back. Stupid out of luck -- they're getting beaten by these days. But on the bright -- Detroit January. We've already -- eleventh dollars and vacation time. Gold -- in reality here."

" Pacino but how much vacation time I've taken well let's see if the -- you've been gone since the first so that's what is -- my -- Surmise from this. He doesn't have but he doesn't have any proof that you know the little garden fact -- vote no and it admissible in the court of law gives hearsay."

" Hours can you pick up -- political -- This guy is gonna have more -- than anybody before our inauguration. It is very."

" I wonder what kind of US attorney she's going to a point. Don't like -- wonder about this investigation of Bill Richardson would go away. On January 21. Does -- get rid of Patrick Fitzgerald. Asked why. Did the with the windy city. -- about the day I don't know I don't I don't know about New Mexico but I don't think -- get rid of Fitzgerald -- yet."

" That was your last -- line message thank you for calling out retired huge."

" Okay that's -- for the child wind today the jump point is the recorded voice mail message service of our car show. You call leave messages any hour of the day or night including weekends Joplin number if you like believes such a messages 6177793469. Today's -- line we may or may not play your message at this time each -- today's trump line was brought you -- lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. For 99 cents a square foot call 1800 hardwood today for all your home in contractor needs -- log on to lumber liquidators dot com."

" Take that enriches them it's thank you ground they can't even -- wake -- happened go to David Cook but that has they have that they cannot put those."

" The cable."

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