Chump line for 12/02/08

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" You know it TV they always told us leave with your best video. I think that didn't radio you should lead with your best audio I hope. I trust that was not the best audio of the the afternoon on the truly don't have a choice of best audio leaving was because we gonna take -- the order of the common. Well maybe that would should -- that up on the cutting room floor that -- good sometimes. Today. He had an off day he was shelled in the first inning. Stable over the law."

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" I feel like Jack Webb you know these are called Jack Webb the creator of dragnet back before he became a big shots they said not -- Tom -- on the numbers and Jack Webb the man of a thousand Hillary don't -- Unfortunately they all sounded exactly the same it's back you know -- America all of them comes from -- amid the TV on your back. After all this time that's great. Fake fake fake whoa. Now they can take away the teletype machine. I won't be needing 3 copies of the evening globe tonight."

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" Yeah this Sunday the only I think he only has one agenda -- the kid's name is male. Hold the -- old."

" You don't Barack Obama cardinal back to the Clinton years and I'm ugly or maybe candidate secretariat based. I rest my case."

" You know Hillary may not be a beauty queen but -- you know. I really think you're being unkind they're comparing -- to Madeleine Albright come on. I think it's incumbent comparing anybody to -- them -- right. Blood Telecom. Non answer."

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" This will be an interest thing. Object lesson wanted to see how many. Of the networks how many of these liberal. Chattering skull programs on cable news will mention the fact that. Harry Reid said today that he's glad that they've opened the new capitol visitor center. Because that's Taurus will not offended many more with their body odor or their -- in the summer because of the heat and high humidity you could literally smell the -- coming into the capital. Again I'm afraid you know I. I wonder how Trent water bitch McConnell -- where they won't -- majority leader says Republicans. How would they have been treated -- they talked about the BO of avoid a war."

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" Mr. Emeril so you like the -- radio talk show host here at WRKO. Well you or your -- That's good that you never had a real job and that's that's. Imperative as well but. There's something missing from your resolute way. I don't see a felony conviction here. Come back when you straighten this matter out okay when you have didn't. Necessary experience. To be a talk show host here."

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" All live Saudi it was a -- got the beat in the secretary of state. But better mood and sound that Hillary would wear the crown and that her question was and it was based. And although this most -- cut him like some nights it's still not as bad as being a senator away along with fat boy in this --"

" You know there's there's there was a story in the barrel today that barely. John Kerry is angry. That he has been passed over. And for secretary of state and that the job is being given to Hillary Clinton. And of course the reason he endorsed Barack Obama was to get back to the clintons. Because they didn't back him up and they attacked him actually two years ago when he made the stupid botched joke. Remark about how you -- study -- with the but I Iraq. So I mean again this is how this is how life goes for live shot he endorses. -- rock to get back -- the clintons and then. Hillary Clinton gets the job he wanted in the Barack. Obama administration. Well over the fact that he says he's bored with being in the Senate. -- do you know how -- we are with you -- board. Has he been listening to his old speeches lately has -- been reading one of those crappy books that he writes that in the on the remainder table about two weeks after they've been enough published."

" And he whined about McDonald's yesterday this guy is excellent it's seven biggest biggest so let that apple but."

" Number one who says jamaicans seven figures number two it's the principle of the thing. They I went I went back there last night my daughter who was with me yes they want to go back for him to have dinner there as well -- watch. You should should they -- this the dollar menu used to have its old board. At the at the McDonald's like go to here in Brighton. Now what's that it's about the size of a postage thing comes from them and they don't even -- of -- that's a -- said no he made a maggot sounds. And Jack I would I've been known Jack Webb on the man of a thousand voices that's my Mac at what is the -- from heating up repeating a body hidden in Texas. They they don't even have a make double yet. I want at least like to have tried the -- double."

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" She didn't seem to lighten a bit. Okay that's it for the trouble I. That's a foot jump line today the child's play and is the recorded voice mail message service about Howie Carr street and called leave a message of any hour of the day or night including weekends the jump -- number. If you like believe such a messages. -- 617779346961777934. Six -- we may -- a clear message at this time each week day. Today's jump what I was -- do you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection. And the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your war for your -- contractor needs certain or log on to lumber liquidators dot com."

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