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chump line 11/14
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chump line 11/14

Published:Tue, 18 Nov 2008
Description:Here is the chump line from Friday 11/14/08
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" how we have the NL's Olympic team. Media broadcasting studio though Chicago last week you don't feel like get back to go to gremlins -- box the studio today. Ask us."

" He does a good way to put it that exist yet that's exactly the way I feel like you're gremlin. It's this is the -- weather radio stations. -- got Larry runs nodded to. The -- released at three off the tree this thing only has two gears."

" Don't always go to recommend the American security that is this is movement. I got an idea what I've got very different movement against the power of Barack Obama. At this."

" If you remember during one of those debates John McCain said. Barack Obama started his political career in the living room of Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorn. End Barack Obama would that when it was throwback to him immediately denied it. Exactly did Bill Ayers save -- day of Good Morning America -- she. Version of the story -- back -- the -- John McCain served his good now Morocco office version from. I believe he backed McCain's version. What is Senator Clinton said in her to make sure you we need to know the full extent of that relationship. -- he said he didn't he's not telling the truth I did not that I did not have a fund raiser for what damage the diet that's what Priscilla did not begin my career. So we see it's kind of like he's he's parsing words of the clintonian fashion maybe he had this baby Barack is telling us he had the second time. Fund raiser of his first campaign has dubbed a lawyer and Bill Ayers and Bernadine towards house."

" Forty years ago when I was eight years old are you engaged in -- despicable acts we're. A radical domestic group."

" Yeah when he was eight years old. How old were you when you have the fund raiser at his house. I believe you would media always your late thirties --"

" We're still pretty -- they would have a good day."

" How I wish I'd thought that I won a senate. Did it exactly we have those slightly -- isn't foods beef that if as you go through what I have looked for whatever you're goal. Keep your eyes aren't the go to. Did they arrived on the hole and keep reaching for the stars you can reason for this guards baby. People seven newspaper -- man. I'm radio throwing through I belong in the Hall of Fame bright and."

" everything else breaking down on this studio there. -- wanted to know if and when by with a couple of good candidate who brings Mike Obama and end. Begin going out on -- other skilled enough."

" Michael soul has already dozed off of the chair the chair is going well. We want to be immediately soup kids like he had just said the pigeons during the you're the break we're -- the pigeons out with the the -- blind to the western suburbs."

" How can I get a picture -- you want your web site holding today's newspaper. I don't know that comes flying in at 4 o'clock but I would just like sports coat got a walking out the door for the weekend my blunt political action out with Humana up my life."

" The city I knew that was going to happen. Beat by AA radio is is a habit and I'm out of the reasoning I'm glad to be a part of your rug daily routine and we just had some problems you know do there's an old saying it radio winner -- happens we did what we could impact yet."

" Some radio call up -- wives Betty Hester repeatedly explained you'll I'd introduce can't help but its earliest. Based farm -- with behavioral. And expected and oil --"

" I think anyway yeah. It was neither an alien or -- watch indebted to the studio today. Had to pour out everything and that's why we've had all these technical problems over the last couple of hours when he was mr. time. Mr. time by the way if you look at the picture of Meehan art bell at the radio Hall of Fame you may notice. That art bell has spent more than two hands. It was dark coincidence. They always start -- over exposure that far for our. Was their -- posted their world."

" How exactly and knowing let's talk radio what do you think of the Pope going up."

" I was irritated but you know bite my gear might -- your dropping of a bit of a proscribed word had more to do with technical difficulties than it did with the -- I was prepared. I was prepared for this day. Paul -- I was not prepared for technical difficulties."

" I got to do a really great today and I couldn't help myself. Because that is -- out. I hit the market out and got dotted I gripped the other collections they would not -- that five -- okay. -- good that -- who aren't without a job goddess I go to Illinois and."

" There really is outrageous what's going on out of Minnesota -- I mean there's another like it go but does -- you can do about it but. I sure as hell hope that norm Coleman has got together a good legal team and not only -- I hope -- prevent Al franken from stealing the election. I hope they sent some of these people that jail. Who were who were manufacturing. These in these new ballots that are mysteriously appearing. You know the odd thing about it is usually election -- stolen in the big cities. They're stealing it up in the in the borer. Works these these that tank counts of Minnesota. That's where these these ballots are mysteriously appearing. But this is this is a very serious matter if if this if they speak -- a -- the best thing about it is. Chuck Schumer is blaming the hard right he's saying the hard right is trying to steal the election wait a second. 500 -- votes ever appeared to for Al franken. Zero votes have appeared for norm Coleman now how hard right be stealing the election number one that the hard right. Does -- little like norm Coleman that much aches only if compared to Al frank -- It's just this is. I I hope it's not allowed to happen but I don't think I don't think -- steal the election and -- Alaska I just don't think they operate that way. But I could be wrong. We'll see how it works out of Alaska and plus it's kind of hard to defend Ted Stevens the only reason you want Ted Stevens the wind is that what he's finally expelled from the Senate which by the way it wasn't a Democrat who introduced -- motion to expel Ted Stevens from the Senate. It was -- Republicans it was jammed the event."

" I'd really like that in -- Cooper yesterday he -- really cool. -- moved out bulls --"

" Very funny. Very very funny. He's of course referring to Alice Cooper who is not to be confused with Al Cooper about Cooper -- quite a stir yesterday and its way out did you see what happened to the talk show -- next are walking down all of a sudden stop didn't Jackson."

" Point dental screenings fashion says the album import allied to run for the elevator and."

" I know was talking about those show after after we left those listen to a little but I have a driver and -- he was very. Adams was very excited about the appearance of Al Cooper he'll be upheld excitedly got to do what he returns in late January."

" I RA didn't and army suspended all classical. Wars days wasn't worldwide airlines they thought I finally did. I think -- And so. And sort it all then go."

" Something this -- then gives me much confidence because there's so that is."

" Doesn't have any comments -- spend a lot of nice things. -- those fans stayed in this whole."

" Awful. Do they have go."

" that last couple of stances but other than it was pretty good."

" They panties that -- from lol that is Germany's. Make me look like getting go. Say they have -- special."

" Customers -- makes most people look like an Angel. It's 24 hours later. And guess who is still drawing a paycheck. But just a pervert the Prius but also senator Dianne Wilkerson."

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" line message thank you for calling have a card you can."

" Okay that's it for the child boy today that your point is the recorded voice mail message service about how we are sure you can call leave a message in any hour of the day or night including weekends the -- flight number feel like to -- such a messages. 6177793469. That's 617. 77934. 69 today's jumped one was brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800. Hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs or log on to lumber liquidators dot com."

" How can act can you know England talk radio what do you think of the Pope going up."

" I have -- employees that I didn't read it. It's it's."

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