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Chump Line 11/06
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Chump Line 11/06

Published:Thu, 6 Nov 2008
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" The lumber liquidators got -- They on the front stay thousand square jewelry and an audio can ask brad. For us to get good to give me on the on the road to Chicago but."

" How it yeah -- Palin and a bad -- and the color. That's so good rules -- hopeful Chris oh man should ever given a bit of a -- if that's."

" We can't blame him as you know when I know you voted for McCain -- absolutely. Yes no no word. He's he uses -- this shocked as the next guy but what happened."

" Hey how -- just what did he did not even brought -- wouldn't. --"

" I didn't know the lobster was comin' in I should've you know sleeping in the old days when that they bring in the all meat pizza. Idea he's they've hit on it -- isn't it obvious bullet did. He picked it up and that would -- clockwise motion with his I did that once -- decided that was too -- and really should just -- peppers and -- on the all meat pizzas and that makes -- won't -- the beginning of the end -- Aphrodite -- you do that to her brilliant -- into the -- Where is that for light hair out of -- meter free human species that was in that they don't Romo apparently that -- everybody. Go ahead."

" I well bearcats. Federal express. Already achieved its view our -- door Wyatt. From the moon -- or from our Brothers but -- we have."

" You know there's still angry though the moon bats did you that was a nasty letter about me in The Herald today. Some -- you some some guy for my Cape Cod. We're saying he knew that I was angry because my grandfather had lost an election -- I was glad to hear that someone -- John McCain was my grandfather rather than my brother."

" There's three hits traveler's worst nightmare he'd always been next epithets like -- spread from please. Space with all of basically clinic to speak to wide bodies."

" I don't need be seatbelt extend the -- said Mike tuxedo -- fits me I traded on today."

" They did it right yeah it said it was -- horrors. I'm horror."

" How about -- they did Arizona coming because I think I was riding horse and becoming. The music you -- on toward its -- toward yeah."

" Yeah -- is an inaudible that there might not have known -- and aspects. When John McCain and the guy running for president doesn't know why Warner."

" Oh. Well now that you mention it. But the president elect of the United States referred to 57 states as in he campaigned in 57 and still -- two more to get so. So but that's not a that's not a problem it's it's it's particularly hate speech to even bring that up. Remember McCain will give -- the damn wall he got his wish now they'll be no wall."

" Badly -- always. I still didn't tell them what George Foreman went at it from the -- standard collection."

" I didn't come here to be made sport I've been nice site to drive back to the -- on -- going to involve fame this weekend and I've been my system."

" In the Spirit of that newfound national universities age hopeful Obama without its -- to go hey hey total. Obama that's the -- ago."

" mini mill -- and said do you think in visas to me is on Social Security. You know ice and backed film. No I think she's on SSI. I would goes the whole thing about good getting asylum. Be very you know when you get asylum you can million year old jewel for every welfare program if you haven't got if you haven't worked recorders which she obviously doesn't work. At least under over the table. She's going to need SSI I mean it's coming out of the same pot but it's it's just not technically Social Security it's. What do they call a supplemental security income. I find it a region secure even talking about her power accountable ball. It's -- I know I know it's. -- Whitey Bulger know that she's living in South Boston McCain's fictitious mistress yes. That we can talk about beyond that he wrote glowingly of in the book we always."

" Yes can't remember the fourth spot value is suggest that this baby due June of this State's public there would be more appropriate than they don't blame -- have voted for McCain -- protect -- and how we couldn't use the -- something on the back. I'd like this suggests on the back that he puts glue and."

" was a long way to go yeah I was a young man we're so blunt message start college so you're 92 speech tomorrow as a little more. And that her -- there were wondering do you how how we -- a copy of your in the 82 speech that -- we can put them reminder they're just so you know lose. Who might think I can handle 92 you know we made when you're driving alone and we -- take some calls what you should save your speech. If you don't start your speed two I'd like to thank demand primarily forgive me if Thomas -- Menino. And then that is blasphemous on your part. His name had better be in that speech that was on the year before -- legal -- Brady had a couple of years. Seeing you always good thing -- launched come off."

" We feel like there's I was silver linings. -- we've been -- in Europe -- period we're hoping that the."

" May be. I see your of them but they're still around where I where I drive W eBay you know they're going to keep those the bush did stickers on to -- With pride remember that day and -- did that's with -- one is going to get real tired now. -- about in more swore with -- less canceled what through scratch up in this war. Yeah it's been handed we wanted to okay. Go ahead. And it."

" I'm -- eleventh happened -- Barack watch. I get -- into."

" Absolutely. You couldn't blame Clinton when it happened on during Bush's presidency in the was only months in but it's forced the you know the rules. At least they're prepared for a Biden told us all right. Of course she was wearing it after all what's going that story. Three four letter word to the three letter word -- remember that's an OB yes."

" Hey Ali Barack Obama already news -- scandals some guys in my bills. It's not so rocks."

" Let's talk overboard."

" That was your last jump -- madness thank you for calling out because --"

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" Really. Always spec though didn't tells the majority -- collection -- from the George. And the collection."

" Here's a rental must be around the whole. You all those talks yet when was the last time you Warren. New Year's Eve at the breakers hotel in Palm Beach and you're telling me you're still remember -- I am I am tried tried tried on today."

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