Duck Boat 7-29-08

" This hour of the holy card show is brought to you by. Prime motor -- all of them and now it's time for the Howie Carr's show."

" Senator Ted Stevens 84 year old senator of the longest standing senator. Republican from Alaska these."

" He's been indicted apparently on seven counts. Making false statement to all of this in connection with his relationship with bill Allen who was the former head of -- like giant oil services corporations big --"

" Helping to sort of grease the wheels of moving those projects flowers and in return getting viking stove and apparatus that is freedom. -- short here we are all. Native skin and bone did. If your numbers will become America than any other part of the country. We are flying. Can't what's -- opening -- someone because they're immigrants. Is not a reason. The decision to kill someone but most expensive car on how a lot to go. -- we guitar -- can even begin to explain I'm going to sit down my daughter and my son. And tell them that a police officer. Shot him to death."

" Now how long runs. My first. -- or make. Well -- I would rather have played a fried clams that make all the -- I don't care I'm off color guard W arterial radio network. Welcome. To now Lloyd --"

" Show. We're broadcasting live today from the steps of the state house at least here in the opening. The that the program we're here. We are -- recording it are being. Met -- my picture taken by The Herald went like. We're fine thank you Nancy. Just old -- Ice -- I try I just I got that I got the ice cream spot in my pants covered up by the by my proclamation. Thank you for not Judge Judy you're around it to you you would. 1877469432218774694322. If you would like to join us. At any time today that's the number to call. If you would like to take part and our -- if you like to listen to the show. On the Internet you can always do so you can go to how we cart dot com how we cart dot com and click on the live audio streaming. And it could also -- you can also vote in our daily Internet poll question. And as CN that we don't have any results right now -- we're out on the street were -- on on the beacon street here at the please put this. At the steps on the steps of the state house."

" But door is blocked by the way. Down this wall mister -- a threat. Not. Let us yeah -- Okay they won't let us in -- so we're gonna have to do a poll question here. But how we Paul and again it's available on how we cart dot com the Howie Paul is brought to you by Jeff car boat insurance call the commissioner today. An 8663. Insurer. Jeff Carbone insurance called him today and save money on your auto insurance 8663. Insurers. Feel -- Alley Chad."

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" We go that's what I like a -- yes. That's the bruise spring thing concert will start in a few moments when I appreciate everybody coming out to -- city. Okay city what is the what is the poll question and what are the results here. Are the widow of the results that's right that were in the yeah we'll have the poll questioned by the police justified in shooting you if you ram their car with European yes you. Even if you are an illegal aliens I don't expect special treatment. But even an illegal alien has the right to be shot by a cop if he rams their car especially what he's got a mayor -- you right. Dangling from his lips as he's -- car. -- I set my called for a while you know the Chichi -- brigade is going to be telling you. Over the next few months that vote yes on question two because nobody who's ever been high on marijuana ever admitted that violent but George. Remember what happened in the arm but the other night this guy is got as a joint. Then let out of his mouth -- ramming a police car. Yeah YOK. Now you know we're here for today I don't need this right now Christina. I have been elect that I have not been it but it yet but I have been elected to the radio Hall of Fame that national."

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" Like he'll make out like that thank everybody who voted for today. The check is in the mail to everyone who voted for May all have jobs they quote quote. And it's it I I think I caught flat footed this year. But that's the quality of the images I have coming out of Boston city hall and the state house leave the work at City -- before game up here. The city all the best the best place to learn how to steal elections and I didn't which Stalin won here that the pretty happy I'm pretty happy about it and now I tell you what I will be available to be the consultant. For next year's election because that's how I can make more money. I can become a lobbyist. I guess on -- totally qualified to be a lobbyist here in Massachusetts because I'm not a Fallon. About wearing my I am not a felon teacher at today. But I I do have one that's fragments -- be -- I could be -- some say some say -- already on the ballot and it's just that the courts haven't caught up with me yet but I would disagree obviously. But it is now time. We asked -- to be here with us today sensitive manner of speaking he is a co host of the show. At least of the fourth hour let's -- bubbles Menino a big hand here today and for helping to make they show what it has what did you say god bless -- god bless mob bolts. These kind of like tiny Tim has that they get out."

" Trustees what is clearly involved marks you'll learn mum bought exits it's it's it's a small language but it needs. -- law so that story is true. Have we we asked the mayor to join us here today and we're told that. He has pressing engagements elsewhere probably it is dentist's office that and Hyde Park common folks footprint. But. So he will not be with a battery got -- with a map and so bad I decided by the way we are mere stone's throw from a map. There's them happen. There is a map and down on. A month street yes yes we'll pass that many of -- for the earlier four when we when we saw our first map and have a problem on what we have. -- the other arm happens but that's that's that's in the that's a nice anyway. Anyway. I am here so since today is officially I should have mentioned this earlier today is. Officially and unofficially how we card hip -- yeah. That's right. That's right pour one for me."

" Now. What usually happens when it's how we cart today or any war bubbles Menino today you're any -- or anybody else's day in the in the Massachusetts is a proclamation. Is created a proclamation is -- Now fortunately for me with a -- politicians here I did used to be -- governor of the commonwealth how many remember that. No free radio governors back in that 1989 to 1991 with the late Jerry Williamson Barbara Anderson. So I have the power in my. Authority to issue a proclamation that anytime -- and I spell -- what it I want you know I spent a lot of time on this. Could you could now you can tell so okay so -- like quiet here an amenity the bull -- for this amenity the megaphone for this part. Right. I -- This is all right everybody. Okay well -- Victoria that's. Okay. No at a amiss there are about Hartford now it's hard for -- to get a shot of me here. Okay are you okay -- Okay whereas. How car a typical white person."

" Has recently been elected to the national radio all of thing. Whereas Howard Karr is a natural born citizen of the commonwealth of Massachusetts. Or would be anyway if mane hadn't been removed for Massachusetts as part of the Missouri compromise debate the Wendy. Whereas you could trust Howie -- because he's not like the other's way and he did not come here to be made sport up. Whereas Howie -- has created an appropriate and host of nicknames for a local statesman among the mumbled Menino buckle -- midget. He -- the -- us the bride of Chucky. In west. -- Buffy -- George go very deep topic gene knows -- taxes balance better and good time Charlie clarity he would get out they have Foley among many many others. And whereas I want to make sure the reporters that they can. A good time to catch up and whereas Howard -- himself has many monikers among them captain but clam man. My fat bastard. And George graft. Whereas Howie -- live throughout this state including Franklin county. -- hell in the all American city of Somerville the people's republic of Cambridge. Let's have a cheer for the people's republic of Cambridge. And whoever else. And most recently among the beautiful people swelled plate and thought I had once for the beautiful people the swelled like. Whereas -- Menino was invited to attend the ceremony but declined to attend and whereas if you want something done right you really have to do it yourself don't you -- story is true. Yeah now therefore I Howie Carr one of the three radio governors of the commonwealth from 99. And 1991. Under the authority only granite that made by the dilemma. O'Hare might declare this twenty ninth day of July in the hear -- lord 2008. -- card day in."

" Commonwealth of the message doesn't feel free to cheer."

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" All right thank you very much thank you 18774694322. I've I would wait here few seconds this -- to see the throng of up politicians crowding down the straight to the stairs here. You're gonna debate apparently did not come on out there -- debate the house's pathetic that the balcony there what what do they debating whether they get a double or triple the per Diem allowances from their hometown patents. This weather is going to adopt their waving matchup but the house isn't where's the where those salons. Disparage their I don't -- fast. Yeah they do scurry fast considering their wives like this is. Normally would call this a victory lap public call the victory waddle here we're on the were on the Boston doc -- we have our -- cap and with us. Captain getting he's taken us he's taken us around here today. We're going to while we're just gonna make the rounds of the city and take some phone calls in the we're gonna end up it back at. The he's jacket eastern standard on the commonwealth avenue if you -- the Red Sox game tonight. Come on down and I say hello and and it get a magnet that get a teacher we have some Obama T shirts to give away this evening. And via via the Red -- broadcasting system and third inning. And they also do some but before the game for -- I don't know what it is it's we're probably going to miss it yeah in the eastern standard but -- joke is Dick -- to become a note of a no show but I'll put in for the per -- anyway just like I'm a just like I'm a member of the general court here. What is his -- I've already -- game right. -- It's that's a promise I'll fulfill just like what just like two weeks ago when I promised that all the white -- would get as much fortified wine as they can drink -- We know it could depend on you know that is down -- Thank you thank you yes and I and I do I do promise I did promise that if I was elected the Hall of Fame all the bombs on the common would be getting a good shape and a bath. That's something that I I'm not going to be able to fulfill either where's my where's my -- where's the megaphone might be. Is the United a microphone I gotta I gotta get the bad news for the bombs."

" Right there say. Is a -- and -- failure bums out there. Got on the comment you all the ones I promise they give you a fortified why -- you voted for me for the radio qualify in the far one. Why why and yeah I'd get that in line. I was and -- okay. The real I don't trivia I don't need anymore grief from you guys. Like what do you complaining about it but at what is it that twenty ninth of -- gonna have you checked -- five day I. Why don't why what's the SSI check comes throw. Okay why an 8774694322187746943. Who do. Okay let's see which we have to call supreme Wesley if it wants the call and while we're still here but he if you want us to yell a -- thing. The -- so logs in the state house."

" Where they announced not just a few on the balcony I didn't see Scott -- up there. This the other strap around my. He had come up. Come on -- that's why senator. Guys given me a thumbs up. I don't know it comes -- does that cap like going to thumbs up from Cheryl Jakes rhymes with banks. Have to come down to -- interviewed here."

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" Delegates -- so -- the compound. Five minutes he -- five minutes. Maybe okay I don't post nobody dared not say yeah okay -- What am I gonna take but I Imus planned my day I'm very busy guy here you know. I -- this stuff I gotta go here today I gotta run around the I gotta run around the yacht club and a few times. Among the hollow -- or just give me the bums rush summer regular Pete rose all that's right David Letterman and all of -- in my almost forgot. Okay 18774654322. We will be right back we're broadcasting. From a from a -- boat here around that Beacon Hill in the Boston Common hawk if you're in the area. And come on down to the eastern standard later on today -- will be after 4 o'clock broadcasting live for the rest of the day. 187746943. Duke -- I'm Howie --"