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Chump Line 4-30-08
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Chump Line 4-30-08

Published:Wed, 30 Apr 2008
Description:This is the Howie Carr Chump Line- the part of the show where YOU get to take over the microphone. The Chump Line is played at the 5 o'clock hour each day. You can take a shot at the Chump Line by calling 617 779 3469 and we may or may not put you on air
+Automatically Generated Transcript  (may not be 100% accurate)

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" Governments lie I don't lie you can trust -- not like the other government and now like to ask him about it up please put your hands on the radio today with the government. Gotten the you have a message for Jesus. Reverend how am going to the amount of dollars as you know from the new testament that's where Jesus will return for the second coming. I am going to bury your job to look you all messages on the mount of olives. And that's that's why I'm asking you to send me a little love offering to help me go to the holy man. First class along with your message for our savior and it. They used to run that I've heard -- hunters run that. -- without that's right you know I I don't know what's in the mount all of the must be a budget -- this is a bunch of buried jars from clarity of the reactors you know the Jesus gonna be stopped there for days read all the messages in those jars."

" Rock -- and -- fifteen -- And I think it's these. -- so things not if they oh."

" You know the stories are going against them when every tabloid newspaper in the country has a different woman that he had applaud. The -- that 1 this morning that New York Daily News has got a thirty year old woman. Who lives in Harrisburg listen to this this is this is shocking stop the presses Roger Clemens hung out with several attractive women and his baseball career. All involved. It shocked I mean -- including beauties. Beauty he wasn't about dogs he wasn't seven cy young awards that he wasn't going out with really hope we look at girl. Including beauties in California and Boston and a former Manhattan bartender named Angela -- here. Clemens 45 flew the women around the country on his private jet and bought expensive jewelry for at least one of -- a source told the daily news Tuesday. Et cetera et cetera setter."

" A walking by --"

" dignity again aren't we a couple of -- don't know know him you know I'll probably yes it could be that require --"

" But the Secret Service that they have the pullover for gas drifted wherever it was responsible for -- before they picked up the VIP is it's a lot of trouble I remember landing under sniper fire. I was at a Citgo station now that's my memory. Happy -- was look at for the thing which was talking about the Indians without the that was in Missouri wasn't it about Indian it Indian gas station owner and a Missouri. Why did Biden -- the same stuff he said the only Indians now all of gas stations in his home state of Delaware. Which give find we can't find that though I I would feel of someone wrote that for that she -- she -- that of a speechwriter later on that she -- somebody said that was a a bit of -- The racially tinged comments my goodness."

" It because it's it's the new biography gallery -- make an autobiography definitely."

" know you're right I was I was it correct that the biography. They asked me to send over the the guy this -- they give Jerry Jerry's estate is given all his papers to this to this. The library and be you and they the guy killed me today and last night just gave me its card you know case you want to give you your papers. To the to -- my papers."

" You get without a string -- won't zigzags what do I have to give you my papers. Just to get zero double wide is going to be you know you got plenty of money."

" People look at you. People thought would happen it was basically exposed to a little pressure."

" That's right that's -- he's. I stand by my -- get it."

" ever seen -- reverend Jeremiah -- no it on in the -- together. You know what those clips or -- a lot like little bit make it is."

" That particular."

" I don't know I can't get the theme song to Sanford and Son out of my since since someone mentioned that he looked like Redd Foxx. Got that. It's."

" And now we all have it thank you so much. --"

" Believe the that the -- in -- in the to put that. The way."

" There was Monica's job."

" Yet to -- caller who visited from using resident right act. Today I hope is that it's so much when it to a different look into that ripped it right now they go get back I'll throw us out. -- of the innumerable and one fat liar and hypocrite that."

" He asked me did turn to -- neighbor in the -- and say government laughed at you haven't gotten into. Let's fat government the government had gotten into the --"

" You're still could find you want as one of -- I don't know that -- That that."

" UNC United Nations groups. I don't have a game it is -- it's not a pleasant which are warranty -- like to give your life signs. But by CN."

" Barack Obama is it is word."

" it'll -- yes -- and sound like Ted Kennedy. After a long night at the bar."

" It is -- grab and why don't pay increase."

" Governor Easley from North Carolina this lady right here makes. Rocky Balboa a lot of fancy."

" If you go."

" Oh what was the master of mom bonnet about Obama's what does that this does mean is that anything like -- but this is. I don't understand is -- it by."

" I don't know you have to it's obvious that. About that. Here say that he's like about the -- but who political punches what he calls them on he has you. -- missed her. Oh let's let mr. remember Roger Clemens with."

" Enemy is not only -- all of a political power with government want to you -- all -- track these Italians want to Eagles -- my day one. He's a blow Lebanese and Italian -- Betty thank you thank you for telling me I'm ready as -- so I don't forget it."

" I really really like this bill I really do but -- it is not over they're always -- overturn it over. Over all the -- diaries that acting was a little bit I think didn't get back our whole black white race. Yeah a little bit."

" As though it can do a lot of new jobs apparently. Tell us Phillip that -- he has a lot -- he's an Italian you know."

" That would get -- come flying message thank you for calling how tired you"

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