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Chump Line 4-17-08
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Chump Line 4-17-08

Published:Thu, 17 Apr 2008
Description:This is the Howie Carr Chump Line- the part of the show where YOU get to take over the microphone. The Chump Line is played at the 5 o'clock hour each day. You can take a shot at the Chump Line by calling 617 779 3469 and we may or may not put you on air
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" You don't ask me the easy questions. Why did they ask me about my plans to bring Americans together. They're so they all they did was asked distracting questions about. About terrorists and racist preachers who are supported for twenty years how did today how dare they is Al Gore would say."

" Obama. Want to let you know -- white people pay their college parking tickets I'm well."

" Well least he -- up. And took what seventeen years but he cents a minions back into the all American city of Somerville to pay those parking tickets before he. Started running for president last year."

" Typical white person stick it way that they."

" The that I will McCarthy a mobile and engaging in McCarthy is tactics. Because I brought up with these charges that they were throwing at the two leftists were throwing of one another last night Philadelphia."

" was it has didn't look government show rather have a lot to assess the work isn't true. You -- lives revolve wanted to be --"

" Rush Limbaugh wannabe. Well you'll do look at -- now I gotta I've got a race here. It's from politico dot com Michelle Obama thesis was on racial divide. Okay so it is the it is out there it's but it's not being hidden apparently. My experiences at Princeton have made me far more aware of my blackness than ever before the future mrs. Obama wrote. I don't know if I am I supposed to be reading this because they have left -- typical white -- I have found that at Princeton no matter how liberal an open mind that some of my white professors and classmates try to beat towards me. I sometimes feel like a visitor on campus. As if I really don't belong regardless of the circumstances under which I interact with whites -- that it often seems as if them. I will always be black first a student second. Obama writes that the path she chose I -- big difference that would likely lead her to quote. Further integration -- or assimilation into white cultural and social structure it will only allow me to remain on the periphery of society never becoming a full participant. You know as as of march ninth at last we -- diversity coordinator. For 360000 dollars a year could someone tell me what a diversity coordinator does. Don't everybody speak at once as as Charles Gibson said last night. But she's she's being she's got a right to sing the blues there's nobody knows the troubles she's seen."

" Valiantly to issue an executive order -- stop calling it see how we hold and as we look at what Larry Craig to call up to participate in this come out that a bit of an."

" That's a point well taken -- and I'll try to think about it I'm not promising anything."

" Gay I don't do these kind of things."

" That is a desperate republika. You saw desperate Democrats last night there are desperate Republican."

" I believe that that who regularly. I'm not -- secure and under and in your life for a picture. And it."

" You're incorrect I am not -- to be made sport of."

" I think quick. Orders it was really reacts like these rabid -- and -- we don't even know you'd get a bad news."

" What are my. For the Wisconsin primary -- remember I think it was Obama wasn't."

" And it. -- complain and it's gotten religion gets them --"

" By the way -- that they did very well less than in the ratings more than ten million people watched it but it was still. Crushed by American -- 9 o'clock. But more than 2122 million people watching American Idol."

" To me. Ten real name."

" For the unit of this morning. A democratic debate than -- that at the top story is who got kicked off American Idol last."

" Words that it police once they hear -- it's -- in Italy what else -- you --"

" It's the feds have opened the grand jury investigation into disability pensions on the Boston fire department. I am shocked shocked I say round up the usual suspects."

" Why waste your time Hillary lecturing the crowd is nothing can be done to stop well Bob Bob's -- kind words -- the ability it was still continue to us. Those are those drones themselves would that they're saying is that. All bomber case Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob bull hey Bob old Bob."

" There must be from some showed two but I don't recognize Jesus Christ superstar that's Roy met."

" We."

" This look at what this -- it was a child Michael Dukakis. You know."

" That's not a bad question I think the answers no but they do sort of have that they have the same hair. Both for Massachusetts and have the same ethnic persuasion."

" No longer and I put the question that I -- Stephanopoulos. I think he has a good guys don't you I would."

" Charles Gibson handle that question okay they've got to ask."

" Like we contradiction could be inducted into the radio out. I can't go between and people. And how -- you would people's."

" But to apotheosis minute -- would be insulted by the way I bug going in there automatically first I have to steal an election together and."

" That make your last -- blank message thank you for calling have a card you"

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