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lights 1-2-08
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lights 1-2-08

Published:Wed, 2 Jan 2008
Description:Congress and the president banned incandescent light bulbs last month. OK, they did not exactly ban them. But the energy bill passed by Congress and signed by President Bush sets energy-efficiency standards for light bulbs that traditional incandescent bulbs cannot meet. Is this just another stupid idea like the water saving toilets that you have to flush 2 or 3 times to get the job done?
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" Our on our lives our little orange draft went on your hopes warm -- the -- and -- your friends picked -- body. Come out to caucus tomorrow night and together we will make history thank you this -- Now how Lawrence."

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" there's not enough mumble stuff on the on the on the show in recent days. You know -- newspapers do always do the stories it's a it's a Leo hardy perennial of a slow -- the first babies -- of the year. And so what's -- the one from the the I guess this is the Salem news today. At Salem hospital the first baby of the New Year arrived at 4:41 PM I -- Cairo Ira. Honey boils that's spelled AA KI AYRAH. I think she well she can't be a legal issue was born here I -- carafe honey -- else. And she is the daughter of I ye -- IE. He excuse me IE. They IBES AHA Diaz 26. And her fiance Hakim boils of 29 of land. So are you should buy it Diaz who's the mother of IE Cairo honey boils. This was her sixth child. Our sixth trial. Discussions me this stuff I really appreciate -- continues to send me this stuff in the New Year. He also since -- the police blogs. Now there will be talking with the McCain in these close to leader in the lead in New Hampshire will be talking more about illegal aliens over the next few days were shocked about going to -- to become -- why am I jumping to these conclusions just because someone is driving without driving while unlicensed. But -- the the the the pay the police logs are for these things and -- off to the same started New Year. Again I don't know that the immigration status of these these gentleman that are arrested here in Peabody on Monday. -- Vieira Rosa. Of Salem was arrested and charged with. On the -- licensed operation of a motor vehicle. In Dan -- on Saturday Carlos said Dane ago seventeen of Salem charged with driving -- well unlicensed. And I could. I could read about a million more but I'll save them for later in the week. John G says what is caviar exactly that's a good question John G it's fish and sturgeon fish eggs black fish eggs."

" No that's that that's really good caviar but you can have bother me now fission accidents are caveat that aren't sturgeon fishing acts. At all and it tastes the same outlooks and actually really really good caviar is actually looks grain."

" Well I didn't see too much great caviar but that I wasn't looking to -- I was looking for the biggest fattest oysters like at five for an oyster on the half shell. That's what I that's why we're seeking out to it. About 48 hours ago. Then how much but 48 hours and about 48 degrees warmer I would say to a here's one how we did you give that did you give your niece arrived home that's led by Ted K. Publicly Bryant from Everett handwriting but -- sign Ted K. Okay this is from mud Donna and west Franklin, New Hampshire I just found this -- in the Manchester union leader personally I wouldn't waste my vote on him but by Andrew and I drew listening -- he had says it's very small. Draft Al Gore."

" All the not say on the side of these folks. Draft Al Gore. Right in Allen January 8 of victory in New Hampshire and al will for the White House. I hope he's got his snowshoes on -- he's planning on starting his walked in New Hampshire has placed at a record for these amber. Thank you for the global warming the planet has a deeper. Victory in New Hampshire and well for the White House or when no one but the pub are not authorized by candidate work committee paid for by the in the moog who -- mug -- Keep your arms out daughter -- that'll make it harder for bathrobe a net Altria it is time to make peace with the plan. You know. Russia good observation today that they they've they've been and there are so many times by these these these events like the the record snowfalls of last month. But they they number one for two what -- global warming. It is now. Match like we're really fooled you know it's like. Illegal aliens would despite a call them illegal aliens anymore when call them to -- And by the way the that toll increases on the Massachusetts turnpike dozer dozer -- adjustments. -- never adjusted -- just the downward dog you notice that never adjusted downward illegal undocumented workers that's right. 18774694322 and I just want everybody to know I didn't missed affected the polls went up I was I was thinking about it on New Year's Eve two and it's in. I just I am I am so PO about it and I got a call from somebody here at the radio station in Boston. They said the how we are you around is ABC wants to comment. I said well Julie and come to Florida for one -- it's an over Croatia one they want to talk about. They -- they want to talk about the big league is completed. -- you believed in me. The big biggest completed. It'll be completed what they tear the poll books down."

" This -- will be a bargain."

" Yeah it would just cost me an extra fifty cents. She gives me correction 75 cents work cost me an extra. Block if I have gotten off that what exit sixteen in West Newton. I didn't want to pay the -- want to pay the last -- 25 so one up from three box the 350 and went up from a box to -- buck 25. And they're saying it's done I don't think it's done. Is and it's soft leaking by the white when it stops -- that it will be done. With a -- start falling stopped falling then the Big Dig will be done. Big big is -- I don't think it's and it's."

" Whereas the green -- by the way it's still the Greenway still looks like you know Fallujah. In December 2004 does that mean it's just loving little ball over there. It's just a budget it's it's a bunch of crack in the and it's not. How much better is the art is the communal I've noticed the commute getting them much better it's easier from the west. To get to the airport but -- considering we're spending ten billion dollars were picked up the tab for everybody else we'd better get a better -- commute to the airport and I by the way I don't go to the airport every radio. I worked at the courthouse every day of the federal court house it would really help me out a lot but again I'd still be paying through the most. 18774694322 people should not have to drive through the turnpike tunnels. With their fingers crossed. And and they still -- don't play they still have to do that. Our 18774694322 there was a great that column in the Wall Street Journal today. About the incandescent lights. Go on the you in the of course the vault we talked about this briefly during the blizzard you know he couldn't he he and is he and his minions. Couldn't really get it together to two was that the plow. During the during the snowstorm and so eight inches or damage is crippled the city like a thirty inches back in 1978. During the blizzard of 78. And but you know despite all the effect all this gases wasted and all this fossil fuel is burned. I mean devall has really concerned about the the pressing issues of the time like. Getting rid of the light bulbs that actually light up -- rule. You know he wants to go to the idiocy you gotta you must've seen recently the still lead him lightbulbs. They they of these curly -- these curly cues. And their blue. It hits you can't see anything. It and now they outlawed this is that this is the worst thing this is the most regressive backwards step in technology. That the congress. Has perpetrated. Sense they band. The port pilots literally took the only needed one flush remember that how it's speaking of Al Gore that was another al works loans at what was the what what was the effect of of banning the toilets."

" It many times to get the job and that's what that's bad and that leads to part through pass out there today. Which is there's now a black market in the old style toilets."

" Because the for the free market says that the old toilets are worth more than the new toilets because you don't have to keep Washington. It and so now now they're going after incandescent light bulbs. The energy the sued by Brian Carney. The energy bill passed by congress and signed by President Bush sets energy efficiency standards for light -- The traditional and incandescent bulbs cannot meet. The new rules phased in starting in 2012 but don't be lulled by that five yards away. Whether it's next week or next decade you'll one day walk in door hardware store looking for 100 watt bald and there won't be -- By 2014 the new efficiency standards were applied to 7560 and forty watt --"

" This is just this is ridiculous. But as a -- this of one of Florida who was you know again she issues trying to be a nice woman you know and do the right thing in all this stuff. So she went out that she got the silly ass. -- look like this you know those do look like the French fries that Burger King used to make the curly -- French fries leader blow. They put -- they put out about as much light as the Burger King French right dad. So she's she's she's going to be she's -- the right thing which puts the ball into her house at two or do all of Perot light sockets. And then. She tries to use the dumber of them."

" I did not notice perhaps you know I did not until she told me about it a couple of days ago. You cannot use the dumber. On these new silly ass light -- and you one more thing you mean you know about those silly flip what's that that according to on the experts and British health expert. Because migraine headaches Rudy Giuliani -- immigrants live real light -- like -- Kabila campaign pro government. She puts on the devers and it blows out her entire electrical system house. So now she stock because you try to do the right thing she stuck for thousands of dollars in in the appears to work outs. I don't understand this I mean why why do people believe that this is somehow going to make the earth banner. 18774694322 representatives of Phillips NG to -- two of the biggest light bulb makers say there's nothing to be concerned about. Larry -- of the American -- association says I think everyone's pretty happy with the new law. But then the lighting industry has no reason that the people will -- light whether whatever bowl loss says. And a quarter according to Andy Moore had a Phillips there are four billion standard size like sockets in America alone. You don't I just another example you know the point rather than the al -- toilets and now these lightbulbs. How about these two these new laws laws that fortunately haven't been passed in many states but they try every year. On the on the cellphones. They they want they don't want to have to use hand held cell phones so they want they want everybody to use those a year phone blows your proposed here for things -- What it'll only Christian. 4050 popped to buy -- If it works great the -- of what has -- forty X or. For something it's not as comfortable to me and I can't take the debate each. 187746943 to do I'll tell you though that they'll -- the the the last upon Madison incandescent lightbulb out of my cold dead hands."

" But it was also about the failure of human beings to understand each other. And to learn to love. Each other that congress they apparently did understand -- I don't want to -- I'm satisfied I'm 55 almost 56 years -- I am very satisfied with the electric light ball. It's given me a much more pleasant life the previous generations of earthlings have had right. Again we come back to that'll saying if it ain't broke don't fix it how is the incandescent lightbulb broken. 18774694322 energy saving light -- to trigger migraines British health experts and charities -- last night. Since Andy found this. They'd been in inundated with complaints about the fluorescent bulbs which are due to become compulsory in English homes within four years he's not a pattern here. Campaigners are calling for the British government to allow opt out for people with health problems -- osteoporosis count. So they can continue to use the old style bulbs. The warning follows concerns that -- bulbs could -- dizziness loss of focus and discomfort among people with epilepsy there -- also been complaints from people with lupus an auto -- disease causing many symptoms including -- By the was I just thought of something else on the plane today they they make an announcement. There will not be any of the usual chocolate chip cookies and brownies because they are made -- facility that uses peanuts me -- temple yes."

" I had these luckily chocolate chip cookies come back up from Florida and kept it wants them anymore they did not my flight. All like I was those blue potato chips which are bad but I preferred to war -- you know -- Peter brownie chocolate cookies they're really they were -- I was looking forward to having two or three 23 packets of them after it to a three packets of blue potato chips but -- with a -- what do -- chip cookies and brownies cookies on but also the the cash shoes were -- And -- also the trail mix was."

" It happened just a few days because I went down and back I can back up on the 27 and I had my -- of."

" Chocolate chip cookies and cache is coming back I have a feeling one person come before the flight was full I've a feeling one person complaint and so so everyone on the flight had to had to do without. 18 -- we're talking about it that this is just the."

" I have a -- having just think about what I did today she. Ice attacks all chocolate chip Cortese. Why did violate the living hell. 187746 mind for three to two Scott you're next with how we cargo and it's got."

" Ali Ali Ali you're preaching to require my friend."

" About the bulbs."

" Above the barbs about the toll it. About everything looked around the got to get the book of matches for christmas -- a --"

" Hit it that's what the group member."

" get my father are also decided to give me not only the book of matches but are these digital little incandescent light -- with the curly dark. By the way does -- spicy fries and Burger King."

" guys who -- good."

" They were damn good and are out we are serious we are horrible and yeah it's just. I've -- enough with the nanny state looking out for me you know."

" So you must have been into the ropes that you going door world it at -- broad. Have you you'll meet you look around for the for the light switch because you wanted to you want to term -- of -- gets a real light into the."

" They take ten minutes to warm up. Before they start producing light it's absolutely taught that there -- there will be rolling in his great right now."

" And it's it's like it's like Ebola ocean. Going back courts what his next candles."

" It -- you can't get a handle because god -- you might burn most Arab that's true although I would get format just a christmas."

" Thanks for the call Scott 18774694322. Bill your next with how we cargo red bell."

" out not -- like to bring out about the white -- we are here with AM radio signals in the plot to. Keep people from listening to their radios and they get Mercury from the eastern bloc countries. That cause our cancer and you're part if -- were terrible damaged apartment because he thought the Mercury."

" I don't even -- it would -- Yeah I don't. I'd say the Hercules care about the cancer what is it go to AM radio reception here. You're kidding you mean that could put it could I don't. Problems with this with this at least signal on WRKO now I gotta worry about these stupid lightbulbs look like French fries."

" Well -- I haven't actually seen lights and I was -- to -- years ago I every instrument ratings as a pilot and I understand these things. Now outlets and when he got home. Support -- one like all next radio turn your radio on the AM ban internal white ball I don't see what happened. Now what you -- supplied by."

" It's the only risk the lives of eight miles from Boston so I can't pick up Mark jail anyways night."

" It's it's it's a plot Ali that's nothing last span. Now you've got to go back and find out solid. Mercury and not go after those people as a group -- and Emma -- double lot that he hated it but that brought to beat. Now work we're under threat also. No accurate states not because apple wanted a prop person has -- a -- They're care -- can now -- compensation from the state it captured the airport in a now person."

" How do you like your democratic majority in the legislature."

" I invite all Muslims -- at the pop product grant extra lot contacted all the captured -- brought take. Bring up somebody by the state and now."

" It is going to this is going to bring in the people of everything every free freeloaders of every faith will be taking advantage of this bill thanks for the call 18774694322 now we are."

" 18774694322 this Led Zeppelin going to have to use of the car -- Americans more than -- music much Elektra. Good good for the planet -- fever."

" Yes for the three dollar ball last."

" Longer yes it cut your electricity bill mister Moore had that's the guy from the that's lobbyist. Says -- whenever one of those four billion light sockets has an energy saving ball and that the country will be saving eighteen billion a year on a collector --"

" Some of those bulbs -- white -- compact fluorescent and Phillips knew. -- Jenna RIR ball are already available. Currently they command all of 5% of light bull market. That means whatever value proposition G and Phillips are selling consumers are by. What we bulk buyers needed it seems was a little nudge. Yet this Wall Street Journal that I Brian Carney. Or if you want to be more cynical about the ball business decided to migrate its customers to more expensive and presumably higher margin profits products. By banning the low cost. Competition isn't that nice."

" I'm sure G and -- and Phillips and so mania all want to make the world a better place and so on but if they could do so while the same time getting the government to force their customers to pay ten times as much for their products well. The light -- the cost ten times as much. Does it is true last four times as law if your light bulb maker that's a pretty good trade. If you're consumers you'll should be allowed to decide that for yourself except that after the ban on incandescent light -- you won't be allowed to anymore. Basically there is nothing wrong with the present day Edison style light -- anyone like that dispute that. It's not a lawn guard -- led painted toy you're -- the world purple rate your kids intestines if he swallows it. It is what it is and for most people in most applications it was good enough. Not that the light bulb makers did need a bid to convince consumers to upgrade Microsoft Dell apple and any number of other companies managed to convince the -- they need a better one whatever it is every few years. If so it's wanted to hello -- Ira lightbulb and every socket it only had to put the -- the market at a price the would have made them irresistible. Compared to the fifty cent -- of you war."

" but now it's just a lot easier get the government did the dirty work for -- that just like with those points. 18774694322 that they would there was just a spot on the news if you heard it that. This would this have been in the works for a number of years but they now can only buy cigarettes in Massachusetts that a quarter of quotes say. Now how many billions have been spent telling -- cigarettes can't be say. But now they -- telling us that these are safe cigarettes that won't burned down house if you falsely rule -- all smoke. But monthly pay the extra -- now now we have six or out the -- and east. 18774694322 miles you're next with how we cargo ahead miles."

" Hello happy New Year new -- and this is a wonderful way to start the New Year by having a good dispute with. I write these bulbs and most I have -- most of our minds sockets in my house contain them. And I don't know where you get these ideas that the white is blue they're quite whites. And."

" what kind of blew me and I and I tell you that I put in my garage so I don't know what happened somebody bought somebody in the house probably my wife bought them miles. It you know what a couple of about a couple months later. We went back and we took him down."

" Well they've uncovered -- bank. Yes well I I have them into lamps and and the shades over them are."

" have a lamp in the garage I go to. Well I want I want -- that give love and why is that I don't watch."

" Thank you brought a lot of light the hundred bought -- would be equivalent to a hundred wide use is about forty the same amount of electricity is up forty -- and and you know sixty -- might these fifteen watt equivalent and I think first. Analysts and and the."

" the miles here's the deal if you want to buy him you should have the right to buy him but if I want to buy if I want to buy my old fashioned -- Edison autographed 100 watt incandescent ball and why should -- be forced -- the buys them after a certain number of years now which is like for you three or four years down the road."

" Why don't you just come out and admit that fact. Bet you can go to the dollar store. And price for the Edison bald spurred dollar and you can't stand behind me the curly cue ball. For about three or four box almost."

" Guilty as charged probably. There's nobody on something else that -- output light bald. Because Al Gore at all have convinced people that the the there's a big problem body when they're really hasn't won."

" The person know what that parliament or something which lasts about four times longer my experiences they must last -- or twenty times."

" What they got -- last at least ten times as long for you to break even it's."

" But abroad are -- but it really -- of and I'd really -- so it's. But because I am -- well let's let's move brought into the 21 century and start doing something to conserve."

" Gentlemen let's take away the Amish visited buggy so they knew why they why they allowed to have buggies when they could be driving a car you."

" If you and put them. Under the lamp shaped."

" You won't try to I had I had -- I don't hate you I. I had my experiment in the garage it'd it did not bear fruit I don't I did not I was not satisfied with the results it's like I tried you know -- McDonald's comes out with -- new product -- give it a try if I don't like get out of the bias I don't want congress passing a lot tell me I have to go to McDonald's it's like it's like the -- that whopper at -- going to say you know listen debate on the whopper. You don't forget about the whopper what do people -- people find out that they can't buy incandescent light bulbs would be more into that -- to have people. This term."

" I don't -- but you have to pay the most pressing beautiful person to wonder what can -- order to beat. Our output our privacy -- books already -- colour of the light in your garage from a -- bulk."

" doesn't light up. Up a place miles -- thanks for the call and it just doesn't get that died."

" 18 sevens have and from port 6943 to do. All my task is to be left alone that song is that asking too much just get your hand out of my pocket. I just didn't you don't. -- already pay enough in packs you don't need to steal some money from me probably right. Well as though you steal them money and that the all boats -- the money it might need to know -- that you want it. Debate that times as much light bulb -- you have to try to sell it is light bulb without congressional approval you'd be charged with. What with. Perception of selling a fake product it's not a light bulb it's a semi light bulb."

" And thanks for putting up its its. -- next with how we cargo ahead gem."

" And Ali Ayatollah western you're covered up standing cool cool. See up bowels these compact for restaurants and cleaned up and Mercury altogether. That they do we have Mercury -- As somebody didn't estimate of what at what cost perhaps somebody India house. And do it professional it will clean -- yeah -- one of these all of which were as common."

" You mean -- break a -- you gonna be going to your house will be declared a toxic waste site. The army will have to get involved but there -- already started a year just thinking about this."

" The theory is just -- professionals have been cleaned about."

" It's like asbestos in other words about Rick pop all three green and but the mighty Kathy broke one broker a regular like -- the other day just trying to put an end. So in other words if she were if it'd been curly -- French -- it would have been a three green had."

" And adept -- people about a thousand so late door."

" This you can of the select the hybrid you know we keep talking and we're gonna -- this synergy with the hybrid gas to what are you gonna do with the batteries. Not forget the fact that it you know -- to replace the battery of three or four years in these hybrid cars partial like 34 grand what what happens -- what. Do you do you have to take over another county and in Nevada that it to dispose. -- of all these. And these batteries in these in these hybrid prius is the make all the beautiful people feel good when they're really drive around that an issue be just like the rest of us."

" Yeah exactly and the the average cost of manufacture in terms of an -- metro got got."

" Yep so yeah at some tells me tungsten is a lot better as a lot easier for the environment to absorb the Mercury. Thanks for the call Jim 18774694322 John your next with how we cargo ahead --"

" Alex hey I guess I better -- to -- these fluorescent bulbs. I --"

" Do you ever forget what but why don't you thought that's great you could I -- what I. I don't think at a by the end to deficits."

" I don't I don't think they should I don't think the oracle should be ended I think steps. Well up at the dumbest thing nipple org late because as to what competition but it's -- up there."

" Yeah what do you like about it. --"

" Well it they don't they don't they don't don't like extra like number one -- still they use about a book the power and I've been using it for ten years ever accomplish one yet."

" Let's could just all drop any. Alexander is butter fingers you about a stick with the incandescent yellow -- as you can."

" Odd as arbor batteries -- are aren't much hurt the most recycle cinema world but a lot of what acid batteries are in the top three. And I believe that's fiber used."

" Thanks for the call John 18774694322 I don't know all I know is that that they they -- that is this a real problem with the these visa batteries these hybrid batteries 18774694322. Brian Williams is doing a story about DB Cooper. Overall my back up questions for the poll that I do you think DB Cooper still alive I don't think so. The -- they found the money downstream from where he allegedly jumped that's pretty good indication to me probably did make it. I didn't note did you reject he jumped out of the plane what -- wearing a trench coat. They can't be that camp that that's not the easiest I don't know hull you know I don't know what you want to wear when you parachute but I can't pick a trench coat something you really want to be -- you're next with how we cargo ahead Mac."

" Alex area. It's good to have you back but hey is is no yep the pop pop back Laura light bulbs and he -- some of the people right out there. Initially when they first came out and a lot of major out fires right now is -- 45 kilograms of Mercury and elsewhere and let them. In both the -- and the but well -- Lamont but that technology on this this change in really bad. You have armed monster era you may actually find him now where they come instead on. In the call you know on the cold outside it is right stuff like that -- actually light -- Com there there's some other technology gave people -- energy story can get some information. But what would happen it is not always say yeah it is a world -- electricity. So he had to save money -- over the long run. That's at some point there are going to make ink in essence there are out -- some of the states started -- are ready well what's happening right now -- utilities in effort to get the ball out there in the market NS course quite some of the state one state that's not which right now is is -- answer you can get involved. For fifty cents on meat is dark -- change right now they're regular price might be touring united 399 era and a moderate yeah I answered."

" Next I have devers like the woman I talk to -- out of Florida."

" You can get you can get you can get a now that will dim there's not a lot of -- out there there's --"

" need another problem and might like for christmas. One what. I what what's the I have to I I have to go out look at for ones that that there weren't made when they put lead and Mercury in dorm I have to make sure that I that I am by a number that that the they come on automatically and don't have the heat up. I have to make sure that that that they they can work with the members. Why don't why don't need this I mean it's it's a small thing in the in the overall picture why don't need another thing that I have to concern myself."

" Well I don't I don't think you should average wrote I don't think they should be outlining and well I think issues I rejoice that you want the -- and yeah I mean you're talking about the August report you know -- well boat ride arson board. We elected -- you've been with the aid and everything else -- it so you know I."

" I don't like I don't know -- I don't like the the book horsemen or on the side roads in the in Lynne Lancaster PA you know I mean I. I I think it's a terrible thing that they that there's this smell on the highways so you know why don't I just why don't -- we have congress just outlaw the homage using buggies on the side and the highways me why. Why is. Why does anyone have the right to tell anyone else how to live you know -- you -- when it comes to something as simple. As a what what are they mandate peanut Eminem's instead of chocolate Eminem's you know."

" Does it. Probably -- bubble -- disputed ballot used."

" It's Jews and Jews and things like that I did but I do have come into contact lately."

" Gap you know you know that they'd they'd just yet you know they -- genetic -- away without this stop. Right now this."

" Combination of me any state in corporate the corporate greed that's what this stuff he's talking about but he's not talking about this. I want to run for president that's how we'll save the incandescent lightbulb god bless Thomas Edison. Thanks for the call 18774694322 -- car."

" What why did George Bush signed us. Legislation to take away people's weeks ended in a in a matter take away people's choice that take away. A necessity. We'll have a not something that's optional they take."

" What people's right to buy something that they need to live. And it's going to provide more profits for a -- for corporate interest and it's going to to make the the the religious. Knots of the global warming movement happy. It it why candies that -- is you expect Arnold Schwarzenegger decides on politeness but my George W. Bush not the old George W. Bush anyway. 18774694322 Paul you're next with how -- cargo have --"

" I already mr. activity the voice changer for a I would hurt big public authority. So why -- the beautiful he thought about it did not. They did all the right on the very and they went there are burning out there are very but it does. No they aren't out all the time we were were the most part generated a lot of our area around the generated -- and our law and order room."

" What do you mean the generators or under what how does that what does that have to do with the the a ball."

" Well that's what -- you -- because we're. Like how the -- that state in order but he it sort of remedy leader -- Both generated -- attacks."

" of the beautiful old. Complained that they cutesy as well with these new well wonderful Al Gore lightbulbs."

" I don't know that there role usually."

" That's like wasting their flying in the our our our are the illegal aliens who what's wrong with me. This question I've asked so far this year in the second day of the year thanks for thanks mr. next -- your next with we. Bob Clark yeah very quickly job. Here let the -- yes there's a lot of exciting thing on match here."

" I don't want any excitement in my life when it comes to light bulbs. -- powered car"

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“…And others -- a story from -- at least you found a high school students are facing felony charges after trying to buy school lunches with counterfeit money. Police were called the school after 214 year old -- paid cafeteria workers -- bogus ten dollar bills. They arrested juveniles following an investigation determined the pair had at least fifteen in fake money. They'd only distributed account to fill built by counterfeit bills with in the high school why when you make it make it twenty colts. …”

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Audio|Fri, 12 Mar 2010|More from Howie Carr
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