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Chump Line 10-17-07
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Chump Line 10-17-07

Published:Wed, 17 Oct 2007
Description:This is the Howie Carr Chump Line- the part of the show where YOU get to take over the microphone. The Chump Line is played at the 5 o'clock hour each day. You can take a shot at the Chump Line by calling 617 779 3469 and we may or may not put you on air
+Automatically Generated Transcript  (may not be 100% accurate)

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" Mr. Booth at the masters fuzzy mr. buzzing that's out and why was that address to sandy. I united to be quite honest and there are are running gag here I'm not aware of none that I'm aware of mr. McNamee if you let me know if you think of anything can't."

" Yeah we all know -- always David electronic machines number one this deep fryer. But didn't -- cream maker"

" yes -- how about the candy machine don't know them on any machine. Now that deep fried clams and how about the delivery guy. That a machine always drive. Because it did have a point that he does like Michael from Michael's -- this -- it comes with food food would be the modern technological development powerlessness"

" electronic devices it's not a -- Yep yep -- and also I don't know. -- have a -- to double."

" That's interesting is that nobody mentioned radar detectors is a great. Technological development they couldn't live without. Anybody is one of those. Colonel that's when it comes down from means does he really is and how he gets here in this little escalade. His little -- K's biggest complaint against you know Allianz delegate miles per gallon but echoes of that process."

" And the about the -- the -- but -- if you -- I suspect -- something -- if you -- Wait a minute -- with a pulled out of habit supplement that calls on."

" What was he referring to. I don't follow explain please send someone thinks -- there is another unique relationship you have with the audience and I'm just not. I just -- briefed him I think it's definitely."

" let -- decide. That has -- BS the electronic -- get a big great numbers -- and the oh."

" about -- ultraviolet light. -- to encrypt that if that's gazelle like the blue or black flight. I remember those they were. They were big in my day."

" So Italian opposite -- did you -- that holds it didn't critic really say hey guys who don't get that broke it it. It's there's a lot of -- applause."

" The Leo I was on Boston's. So walking around this town is saying the president which is what. It's their backs about what the president is he doing this just to upset the Chinese -- Hours to make himself the school is so cool I don't understand mean. And he's just a guy who was a child they decided it was god you know early exit a year world so they say was god -- still entry into."

" Many people itself you're not here yet."

" Yeah -- used car. One year old or -- rental coming off the -- cycle that I got it's a Ford Taurus with 20000 miles for ten grand -- right or wrong"

" I know you're healthy wouldn't let -- what that you could open the spot on the cupcakes. Was made from. Here in its glory. Spot now."

" That's a great idea. Actually on the second third and fourth cupcakes I had I did leave some of the frosting once I knew that it was butter cream"

" it is I think these had a lot of -- can -- it -- there man you know we go to that college is over and I'd -- I was able to -- I don't have a much better will. Boat experience but but -- extra -- it where it is about it."

" How -- under killer is behind the change. This huge reform and more memorable experiences of my outline how better roads Bob Bennett was."

" Probably there was still hold your breath hope that basketball posting for a bit because -- going to -- come home."

" You know the former maybe. But it makes him. It is anybody's guess I'm just do one thing who don't full basketball C four. I don't know could go into the -- for."

" Dense green goes through your -- dogs. Separatist co workers that the private hospitals they're working -- oncology -- what they held little -- and he. Like -- the baby do you guys."

" When they write those stories now about a death it's automatic now like the computers -- having grief counselors will be on hand. It's it's ridiculous of course it's a hospital would have any grief counsels or they're dealing with death every day. Lord"

" the -- lifted up. Do you got put on there own yeah we're in the we're it is."

" Is that person markings the Boston Red Sox and Boston Red Sox fans certain mocking -- I -- and why did we allow that on the because we are. All opportunities markers here knew it -- everybody yeah. You -- and the Indians if they'll be gone soon if they're not going to start a campaign. So force them to change the name of the team. Which I don't understand why hasn't happened -- there because that affects the Washington Redskins that we don't ever contemplate it are they still. The Redskins you picture that is disgraceful in the bullets give up their name. The Washington bullets the basketball team. I don't know -- now the wizards can you imagine something more disgraceful and that again. This is not a -- asterisk in -- there."

" Okay we'll let the reds games that was."

" He can't -- blind methods can thank you for calling how to contact you. Shelves"

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