It's time for Howie's annual Christmas card letter contest. Listen while Howie reads the most self-absorbed Christmas letters submitted this year.
“…you as a twin brother named thyroid or not. We all spent Thanksgiving at the -- a very nice time to relax. Here's one. This is from Ludlow Massachusetts. We live in a great country …”
The phone lines were jammed and busy signals greeted callers to Sen. Ben Nelson's offices today in Washington and throughout Nebraska. Constituents were letting the Nebraska Democrat know what they thought of his decision to back the health reform package on the verge of passing the U.S. Senate. What would you like to say to Sen. Nelson?
“…Faces they yes they announced earlier. When people were paying attention before Thanksgiving but the GDP. Had had grown at a it at 82 point 8% rate. And now it's. Two days before Christmas. …”
A man accused of sexually assaulting a 3-year-old girl in Kingston this weekend had been charged this summer with raping another child. But Joseph Gardner, 26, had been released on $10,000 cash bail and was free when he allegedly attacked the second victim on Friday, according to police and court records. What kind of law should be in place for sex offenders?
“…win the -- for long enough Vista this time enough. There around Thanksgiving he's from the people for the ethical treatment of animals Peta -- he he's still he's still down on on immediately -- you can well imagine. And Christmas is probably the U. With -- with. With Thanksgiving and -- in a couple of the other holidays. It's one of the big meat eating times of the year and I …”
The question was posed as to whether the White House would display its crèche, customarily placed in a prominent spot in the East Room.
“…I saw was restored Florida adjourned the Thanksgiving weekend and I saw that they they had a Christmas tree one of these that was one of these are urban malls. …”
“…liberal Democrat unions work on Christmas Day and make -- work on Thanksgiving -- and make them on Columbus Day if that's a dead white Europa. Holiday get -- all these holidays that celebrate traditions …”
The Chump Line for Wednesday, December 9th, 2009.
“…believe he's referring to my yeah references to Columbus Day and a Thanksgiving. . Again I I've said this for years that I lead all the beautiful people lead the PC police all the people who -- Think that though we're we are celebrating the destruction of native America and culture and traditions. Should probably volunteer work on both Columbus. And on Thanksgiving Day. And if I could think of what they call it now Brown University I'd call it that what does it fall …”
Changing Your Life- Nov. 28th
“…Happy post Thanksgiving Saturday everyone's. We'll go had a wonderful Thanksgiving and that's fill -- solid tie with your family and friends. However with the questions for -- Your stomach doing a little …”
“…Good afternoon around Thanksgiving to everybody. …”
Speculation is mounting that Tiger Woods may have paid alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel a substantial sum of money to keep her from going public with her story. Uchitel was originally scheduled to hold a press conference yesterday, at which her star attorney, Gloria Allred, would reveal the extent of Uchitel's relationship with Woods. But the press conference was called off at the last moment due to "unforeseen circumstances." What do you think about Tiger Woods shenanigans?
“…right targets creating jobs but you know their senator -- jobs. Well Thanksgiving probably be expanding -- doctors teachers public employees know when the producers. …”
These days, more than half of all marriages in the U.S. end in divorce, and while Tiger Woods apologized for his transgressions, some are wondering whether he'll beat the odds and save his relationship...and the hundreds of millions of dollars it would cost him otherwise. Will Tiger and Elin still be married in a year?
“…home -- date 7746943221. They have just they. You know for prefer Thanksgiving you just received two ostentatious to go to that one and Jupiter and you know the one that's worth 26 million so …”
Fox 25's Joe Battenfeld says know one knows who Scott Brown is...Scott Brown disagrees, and verbal fisticuffs ensues
“…everyone's doing their Christmas shopping. Right now they get about you know Thanksgiving Christmas they're not thinking about the race so. You'd think that whoever has the best voter outreach program voter identification and be …”
Max Robins TV Guru and Vice President of The Paley Center (formerly The Museum of Television and Radio) will be with us to answer all of those nagging questions about your favorite show on the boob tube...
“…being canceled -- and head for the last minute I heard on Thanksgiving night. Don't get that guy you know what he thought his favorite show was governor back after you told them -- wasn't …”
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