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“…He does now. I know what do McDonald's gift card is I just never heard it called an arch card I'm sorry I don't watch I don't watch a lot …”
Police Blotter Friday on 11/13/09
Howie reads the police blotters you sent in on Friday, November 13th, 2009.
“…in into the McDonald's near the form -- weighing. Waiting what appeared to begun and screaming anyone in cash when the Robert tended to escape one …”
This is the Chumpline from Monday, November 2, 2009.
“…And a map of all the McDonald's is in Rome Florence Naples you know he's right about the coffee table book because how he has as bizarre have a …”
Bored Boston government workers are goofing off on Facebook and other popular social networking sites on taxpayer time, boasting of napping during meetings, playing “Mafia Wars,†creating anagrams of their names and planning Halloween costumes. Do you have any slackers in your work place?
“…of times the idea -- my head down to the all night McDonald's and the go through a drive through. -- The Israel say image of -- defended these hacks at City Hall or busted …”
yOU KNOW IT IS A BAD ECONOMY WHEN...
What if you gave a house giveaway and nobody came? This was almost the scene last week as Wayne County (Detroit) tried to auction off almost 9,000 repossessed properties only to find over 80% of them drew nary a single bid, even with the minimum set at $500. Finish this sentence: You know it is a bad economy when.....
“…Well MacDonald is like McDonald's is still the one okay the other big going to be the last ones there I mean in Iceland. Iceland is really …”
“…area. Just a friend of mine called me today and mentioned at McDonald's going out of business do what not although I do. There's a couple in the depressed areas probably in Detroit right. …”
The Chump Line from Tuesday 10/27/09
“…Don't drive and in my escalated. There -- McDonald's to get my dogs and -- through Taipei environmental tables got public entity. …”
Lord HaHa says no more meat...
Lord Stern, whose 2006 report set out the consequences and costs of various levels of global warming, has now called for humans to stop eating meat. He says that it will become as socially unacceptable to eat meat as it is to drink and drive. Will you give up meat to stop Global Climate Change?
“…yes. Yeah I'm not Russia that war and now. I work at McDonald's all American -- it -- Dorsey to Michelle Obama really say -- a supersize Shalit. Don't -- don't grab one of those …”
“…months ago the Angus burgers not doing now well and you know McDonald's has -- gone as far as they can with the dollar meal I'll listen last week they issued their quarterly earnings and …”
First Lady Michelle Obama visited the headquarters of the Department of Health and Human Services in Washington Tuesday. She devoted much of her talk to "the growing threat of obesity, particularly childhood obesity" in the United States, and she touted HHS's recently-announced plan to spend $373 million from the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act on plans to, among other things, improve the healthfulness of foods in vending machines. Do you want healthy snacks in vending machines?
“…are sliced apples. I have asked a question rhetorically I don't think McDonald's or Burger King or anyone else's everywhere we statistics as to how many utes. Actually select sliced apples rather than French Fries. …”
Police Blotter Friday on 10/9/09
Colonel David Hunt reads the police blotters you sent in on Friday, October 9th, 2009.
“…Fries. Instead of large were charged for throwing money and comments and McDonald's cashier's. Christine and galloped to a -- Jackson pleaded not guilty according to police. Christine became -- raged after getting Iran's size …”
Howie on Roman Polanski Yet Again
Woody Allen, Pedro Almodovar and Martin Scorsese have "demanded the immediate release" of fellow filmmaker Roman Polanski, who was arrested in Switzerland on a U.S. arrest warrant related to a 1977 child sex charge. They were among 138 people in the film industry who signed a petition against the arrest. What would you like to say to the people who signed the petition?
“…it showed the fox reporter trying to interview that one in the McDonald's and he's got a brush off. The other thing I noticed one about how come the ACLU has stuck -- goes into …”
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