Chump Line Monday February 25, 2013 - Non-existent Country
Mon, 25 Feb 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a hit on Secretary of State John Kerry who made up a country in his address today.
Chump Line Friday March 7, 2014 - R-E-S-P-E-B-T
Fri, 7 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today was a riff on President Obama misspelling the title of Aretha Franklin's classic hit Respect.
Chump Line Thursday March 6, 2014 - Medical Codes
Thu, 6 Mar 2014
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the inquery as to what was the medical code under Obamacare for a brain that has ruptured from all the lies told about Obamacare by the White House.
Chump Line Wednesday March 5, 2014 - Tennage Daughters
Wed, 5 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today referred to a New Jersey case in which a teenage girl was suing her parents for support after abusing them. Our caller said your lucky if a teenage daughter does not try and kill you in your sleep.
Chump Line Tuesday March 4, 2014 - Visit Russia
Tue, 4 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today was the new travel slogan for Putin's Russia - Visit Russia before Russia visits you!
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
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I mean it's like just before I mean again people in the dreaded private sector how many how many jobs have vanished under Obama. Eight million is it is that it is an eight million jobs -- -- great million fewer people in the workforce that left the workforce they just drop outs. You know I mean -- they Erisa. There are two Americas is John Edwards said and you know what it boils down to now is public sector America in private sector America and private sector American dreaded private sector America. Is in damn near depression and and in public sector America it's it's what the good times roll. But how close the Cleveland twice during the month of February from vacation. Go to Cleveland twice -- wants to what one wants two weeks ago jaded by the way JIQ at that read that text you sent me about. Well I guess I could say I'll mention part of it he was speculating on what would've happened the course of history when -- Broderick and and -- had a permit it. 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The air that their doctors right we'll read ranged in any way. Not it's zero. He's from the government and easier to help you. Now but I think I thought it was on the on target with the shotgun she told -- told women to get shot I mean what's wrong with. Yeah you didn't know he didn't say. She could take account to your local. You know your local shop shop and get it sawed off that's a that's a felony. What might make the got a little more effective when using using against rapists its earliest onslaught shotgun is certainly more effective against rapists and a dog whistle to whistle. I always. -- bingo bingo bingo rules. It's so bad bad do there is. Yes this news -- -- Hillary's seat bingo. And did they can. Do wrong. Actually by the time Tuesday Wednesday rolled around it was OK I was I was field -- right. The by the way miles thanks for a I'm glad to enjoyed my column most columns on the globe. But I didn't need to I didn't need to dictate him to was to Charlotte. A lot of -- that with paradise lost. I eight H I sat down by the pool -- wrote them myself. -- going all the way. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling Kelly Connor you shout. OK that's that with the that's it for the -- like today that Chaplin is recorded voice mail message service of our archery call leave a message via -- there including weekends. But -- number you'd like to leave such a message is 61777936961777934. 69. And I get a ticket to. -- --