Chump Line Monday February 25, 2013 - Non-existent Country
Mon, 25 Feb 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a hit on Secretary of State John Kerry who made up a country in his address today.
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
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But though all those countries over there they seem to have the same kind of names it's easy to understand why would why you I would get confused with windows but a lot of time thinking about but according to John Kerry. Mean he's the -- it is like a foreign affairs he should know he should know which countries are open -- and they shouldn't be getting them confused. Any more than he should be getting -- many -- has confused with some cheese heads. But no. -- Let me be clear. I -- The -- my problem or. Which. The Catholic. As big -- -- Well I -- -- spoke mastery. Well that's what they speak in Austria I forgot. And they speak Arabic and and in Afghanistan -- I forgot about that of those again. Those are run those are just trivia questions for the mainstream media spin Quayle had said any of that stuff do that that. The mainstream media would never forgotten it just like you know Latin while -- admire her but NATO's misspelling potatoes. But it's it's Barack Obama so dear leader. So we can't we can't you know do we can't say anything about just like just like the bowl when the New York Times in the Washington Post we can't write about the price of gasoline going up when he cents in week because. Makes your leader will. -- they've been around -- single. There and George Bush also -- Miles wanted to know why didn't think to strangle shop I'll tell you one miles I get I get it I give my annual physical should check -- From -- idea -- in December. So -- in there and I got taken get a flu shot every year so I -- give me a flu shot and give me the strangled shot in the work out a vote. So two weeks later I came back. And I got the flu shot I forgot about the change culture and believe me I won't forget again models. And I don't -- sixty now -- -- and quality you know what mileage. I don't hear it but I thought the whole -- is. There's that too you know. I mean it's like just before I mean again people in the dreaded private sector how many how many jobs have vanished under Obama. Eight million is it is that it is an eight million jobs -- -- great million fewer people in the workforce that left the workforce they just drop outs. You know I mean -- they Erisa. There are two Americas is John Edwards said and you know what it boils down to now is public sector America in private sector America and private sector American dreaded private sector America. Is in damn near depression and and in public sector America it's it's what the good times roll. But how close the Cleveland twice during the month of February from vacation. Go to Cleveland twice -- wants to what one wants two weeks ago jaded by the way JIQ at that read that text you sent me about. Well I guess I could say I'll mention part of it he was speculating on what would've happened the course of history when -- Broderick and and -- had a permit it. They include only cut back our own people both handled poorly thought that the Fed off. Both men. Was this what it was like all last week's Indy. As a kind of quiet compared classically. A newer rule -- I whoever would be amused Mike shingles. And the Academy Award for best actor an important picture. On what we've. Who plan Obama but -- that moment. Everything's okay got to go -- -- the public ultimatum get it won't be the. I don't think that's the title of the movie that Barack Obama's star and hiding them and title of the movie starring in his -- Items quality this guy is always. Latest message every day and it would be true. What the house it's -- side and I think. We talk about the shotgun. There's always talk about sandy is he referring to a shotgun talking about how women need to buy shotguns. I think better than one that Chris had any interest in the entrance and we'll be here that. No law abiding citizen of the United States of America that any. The air that their doctors right we'll read ranged in any way. Not it's zero. He's from the government and easier to help you. Now but I think I thought it was on the on target with the shotgun she told -- told women to get shot I mean what's wrong with. Yeah you didn't know he didn't say. She could take account to your local. You know your local shop shop and get it sawed off that's a that's a felony. What might make the got a little more effective when using using against rapists its earliest onslaught shotgun is certainly more effective against rapists and a dog whistle to whistle. I always. -- bingo bingo bingo rules. It's so bad bad do there is. Yes this news -- -- Hillary's seat bingo. And did they can. Do wrong. Actually by the time Tuesday Wednesday rolled around it was OK I was I was field -- right. The by the way miles thanks for a I'm glad to enjoyed my column most columns on the globe. But I didn't need to I didn't need to dictate him to was to Charlotte. A lot of -- that with paradise lost. I eight H I sat down by the pool -- wrote them myself. -- going all the way. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling Kelly Connor you shout. OK that's that with the that's it for the -- like today that Chaplin is recorded voice mail message service of our archery call leave a message via -- there including weekends. But -- number you'd like to leave such a message is 61777936961777934. 69. And I get a ticket to. -- --