Chump Line Wednesday February 13, 2013 - Blah blah blah blah blah
Wed, 13 Feb 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a renactment of last night's State of The Union Adress - blah blah gun control blah blah recovery.....
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
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In the Obama was thinking about having a spirited cigarette would buddy. You know that and. Yes Al Sharpton you know I don't think I don't think terminal was drinking too much -- right now because he's okay. At one of the enemy machine teams and turned out. Rocket propelled grenade exploded sending sharp at all shrapnel into his -- Clearly Nancy Pelosi cut to for Monday I was away in Ohio. All of this one. That's but so this one Monday and IE -- Chris for months from Cleveland. A week sweep of now the First Amendment we stand with that and say that people have a right haven't gone to protect themselves. Time their homes their jobs wherever and that day. And their workplace and that day for recreation for hunting and who has actually not questioning him. They're entitled to do that. From telling -- telling your kids. Don't take that first shot about talks. Look what look what it's done it's not just Nancy Pelosi look what it's done to John Kerry. Can I give me a hunting license here. 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Because that's congress came together get it now I got it now -- -- freed slaves. Like -- like to be in Houston for that debate this year between her Republican opponent. Congressman congresswoman Jackson what do you remember most about your days. In slavery. Give us just two or three of your -- Memories. Of those days in the in the balance out. The confederate states of America. What they. Read the opposite of last state of union these. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah it's -- legislation blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And these legal immigrants blah blah blah blah blah blah blah raise taxes. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. It. And one where you left out of lovable global Bob -- blah blah. Carbon taxes. Recovery. Why don't -- for. We. Oh it is. -- always in the at all I don't even think there's -- there's a there's a chocolate -- there. More like a melted. Melt but Hershey's kiss. Two papers one on the web swap line. We really did -- market and that up. 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They're taking him more seriously by that apparently I just thought it was just another Sheila Jackson Lee. Idiotic statements. That was your last -- blank message thank you for calling have a car you shout. That's -- the -- wind today the -- line is the reported -- mail message service Howie Carr show you can call and leave today. Recorded voicemail message -- Any hour of the day or night including weekends the -- playing number -- such a message is 617779346. Mind. 617779346. Time we -- -- play your message at this time each -- What they read the opposite of what they've beaten these. Blah blah blah blah blah blah it again legislation blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Is that these legal immigrant blah blah blah blah blah blah blah raise taxes blah blah blah blah blah blah.