Chump Line Monday February 11th 2013-Pope Benedict XVI Resigns
Mon, 11 Feb 2013|
Our favorite message from today's Chump Line was a caller wondering who the Pope tenders his resignation papers too.
Chump Line Friday May 24, 2013 - Crazy Eddie Markey
Fri, 24 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reenactment of a classic appliance commercial. Our version was for Congressman Crazy Eddie Markey.of these documents he again. If if there was nothing in these tax returns to see they wouldn't be releasing them. On Memorial Day weekend. Late. On Friday afternoon. Correct. The last minute about Anthony Weiner but I -- know they make good -- My answer is yes you -- yet but it. Like that would said the
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
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Base that -- too -- independent who votes. Evident pride in the private sector. One didn't see Jamie Foxx called Obama our lord and savior Barack Obama. The fact any thought to knickers rock all -- my father. Our father Martin have been. They have it that is a potential name on the list we should've asked mayor plan why Barack Obama's name wasn't on the list. I guess -- typically -- about how we. Manipulated but those people just -- -- I think how is gonna stay out of NE YMCA. Steam rooms where their. Potentially could be Village People. So when this but I did not have -- -- cut out to be an ambassador horrible radio's popular vote. Within minutes you -- you have no matter -- there. The very good question don't think that didn't breeze through my own mind when he said that Chris how about Leo you think that bus stand. Brooklyn accent is what he was referred to. You know well no I didn't. And we each other that guy but that's the southeast -- rivalry never dies does it. And they had people working still -- revenues are now. I thought somebody. There. Yet they did and then the Botox -- the house back up. That's global problem. And that's great maybe it overall. This. We've coups and at all. Well and Mays -- golf goodies and will do. With big. Good down although. Maybe. Prisons. -- -- And I think that guys get invited to the CMA awards anytime soon. But you know what I -- for me made a very good point about the driving -- But I was griping about earlier. Was who was trying carriage a sleigh. Is that on the banned list because I didn't mean needing have to have a travel ban -- -- Almost all -- the -- shocking. To many people of Maine have their own brain. I -- now. And I have a drivable hole. The -- pajamas on what you should know who's on -- that Arabs. Get that 400 computers that'll let up for you know. I -- that -- our regret. Did you notice to married and drive to the South -- -- -- -- -- -- -- could damage today. That was beautiful. Yelling in the best about the crash marry crash. Was the fact that he told everybody went out by the Harold. And hang months later when they finally released the pictures of the crash from the state police there -- pages of the globe in the backseat. Liar liar pants on fire crash. And pick up how -- -- it very. So what's called 911. Now I heard how we say was the latest car in the garage and take like a high priced axiom that he. What do you make you drive -- -- no he tries he tried have a tax and pick them up but since the ball well and that driving and they they called back and had to cancel on him. Because it now I think it's 7 o'clock you would've been a criminal. CNT would have been a criminal and weak but definitely already -- a criminal by Deval Patrick we are all criminals when he got home with his caddie. Did you we went out for Christmas some reason I don't pick you as the law breaking outlaw all I broke the law. And I wish you had a video of that I didn't see any cops in the way home either. He didn't while they were told not to drive it was a dark and in several fifteenth when he cars but no costs. Yeah a lot -- you gotta love a state like Massachusetts where they put in a driving ban. Which. Could make you a felon criminal at the very same time they -- mandatory evacuations. But this -- to put their belongings on their head. And wade through the puddles. To evacuate their beachfront -- Very interesting question wasn't it. Hey guys speaking up you know how -- get to spend Friday in the mobile. Why don't attach studio. Quality that great couple identify a tall order won't beat the hell. While I -- he was the rebel. I was a rebel fewer rebel what I love I love seeing you as an adult that went -- -- he's always been a little bit of a rebel secretly would you agree with that -- Even in the -- right. Oh. I'll move. -- -- -- How old and old. -- that Patrick -- do what it used needles. Need to. Not all of those. Yeah. It. I'll move. -- -- Yeah and the war on mere presence. -- The game down. To be -- hand. Clearly people have a lot a lot of time. On their hands this weekend how many games of -- can one play tense these fantastic. There -- getting for the tabloid. And it's -- noon prayers. And good to have this food here though. It did. It and I just wanted to say a special guy. Hours. Why don't always hiding. That around it or. Global warming. Is real. You can run as cute kid. Eight. But actually happily if he was Smart would have taken the first flight at a Boston. Right to west on the narrowed. How he. Is hard at work on his next book which we are all. Waiting for would be address. Going to be great and it's going to be -- nothing to be too many details I don't know how much is revealed to the public about his new book but I know that's why. He is out today Chris and I read on acted I reveal too much. Not until well some talking going on. They have K here's the cash register ringing in his -- Chris -- we have one book signing this week to pump up significant change. Just mention your book I have five books are available for sale stomach speed dot com. Is that enough I was -- I think outside. Apparently it worked on my sixth. It doesn't get -- Deval Patrick. Everything point to keep our eyes. I've established a new law. Anybody they talk badly about it on the radio. We will be it's 1000 dollars. -- life will be suspended. And then -- -- -- feel. If it does not accurate. Everything's going to be. -- Reynolds did that mean that's garments that -- and it goes the other person and about Patrick's cross hairs. And I are absolutely going to be subjected to Deval Patrick has banned. On -- mean spirited things about him. Keeping cynical. 500 dollars. In we revoking driver's license each time drunk drivers -- sign illegals. Who killed people are all set. But if you're mean spirited talk show host as cynical things to say about me one year in jail. So appropriate -- that he tendered his resignation as. -- -- -- Pretty good question I just got his visuals Pope Benedict frail -- Going down on one -- got. -- -- But somehow. I believe only gonna talk about this just a few minutes that perhaps somebody just somebody bellowed -- hired. Donald Trump like instead. -- quit for all. Bubbles bit quiet but a lot of them pot smoke -- so everybody. I do like it did anyone notice that the -- Indian Madonna -- show off what about Patrick. Patrick decided to leave crash sorry. Back at the Statehouse or at home probably you know probably the latter and took senator senator Liz Warren. The South -- instead. That was your last jump line message. Thank you for calling have a card you shout.