Chump Line Monday February 11th 2013-Pope Benedict XVI Resigns
Mon, 11 Feb 2013|
Our favorite message from today's Chump Line was a caller wondering who the Pope tenders his resignation papers too.
Chump Line Tuesday December 10, 2013 - Lamborgenie
Tue, 10 Dec 2013
Our favorite cjump line message today was a caller making fun of Howie's mispronunciation of the name Lamborghinie. Howie called it a Lamborgenie and the caller wondered if he pronounced his car Gagwar.
Chump Line Monday December 9, 2013 - Staring At The Boob...
Mon, 9 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rsponse to the current arguement that men objectify women by staring at their chest. Our caller is watching the boob in the White House.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
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And I wish you had a video of that I didn't see any cops in the way home either. He didn't while they were told not to drive it was a dark and in several fifteenth when he cars but no costs. Yeah a lot -- you gotta love a state like Massachusetts where they put in a driving ban. Which. Could make you a felon criminal at the very same time they -- mandatory evacuations. But this -- to put their belongings on their head. And wade through the puddles. To evacuate their beachfront -- Very interesting question wasn't it. Hey guys speaking up you know how -- get to spend Friday in the mobile. Why don't attach studio. Quality that great couple identify a tall order won't beat the hell. While I -- he was the rebel. I was a rebel fewer rebel what I love I love seeing you as an adult that went -- -- he's always been a little bit of a rebel secretly would you agree with that -- Even in the -- right. Oh. I'll move. -- -- -- How old and old. -- that Patrick -- do what it used needles. Need to. 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They have K here's the cash register ringing in his -- Chris -- we have one book signing this week to pump up significant change. Just mention your book I have five books are available for sale stomach speed dot com. Is that enough I was -- I think outside. Apparently it worked on my sixth. It doesn't get -- Deval Patrick. Everything point to keep our eyes. I've established a new law. Anybody they talk badly about it on the radio. We will be it's 1000 dollars. -- life will be suspended. And then -- -- -- feel. If it does not accurate. Everything's going to be. -- Reynolds did that mean that's garments that -- and it goes the other person and about Patrick's cross hairs. And I are absolutely going to be subjected to Deval Patrick has banned. On -- mean spirited things about him. Keeping cynical. 500 dollars. In we revoking driver's license each time drunk drivers -- sign illegals. Who killed people are all set. But if you're mean spirited talk show host as cynical things to say about me one year in jail. So appropriate -- that he tendered his resignation as. -- -- -- Pretty good question I just got his visuals Pope Benedict frail -- Going down on one -- got. -- -- But somehow. I believe only gonna talk about this just a few minutes that perhaps somebody just somebody bellowed -- hired. Donald Trump like instead. -- quit for all. Bubbles bit quiet but a lot of them pot smoke -- so everybody. I do like it did anyone notice that the -- Indian Madonna -- show off what about Patrick. Patrick decided to leave crash sorry. Back at the Statehouse or at home probably you know probably the latter and took senator senator Liz Warren. The South -- instead. That was your last jump line message. Thank you for calling have a card you shout.