Chump Line Thursday February 7, 2013 - Biff Will Tell Us Our Fate
Thu, 7 Feb 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was an ode to Biff Buffington, the bravest weatherman to ever report from the Stop and Shop Parking lot.
Chump Line Friday May 24, 2013 - Crazy Eddie Markey
Fri, 24 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reenactment of a classic appliance commercial. Our version was for Congressman Crazy Eddie Markey.of these documents he again. If if there was nothing in these tax returns to see they wouldn't be releasing them. On Memorial Day weekend. Late. On Friday afternoon. Correct. The last minute about Anthony Weiner but I -- know they make good -- My answer is yes you -- yet but it. Like that would said the
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
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Absolutely not months I never hear back from. Ice in the -- and you make money went out right and we say you know we. And base they say you know you gotta get permission to use the pictures like I said I bought one of the -- -- -- the little rascals picture that's my picture. And I got permission from The Herald. To to what to use the Whitey white picture assembly -- and the releases one signed by the -- once -- by me send it to. Still not that it's like it. I I don't know why I don't know what's up with these publishers they you know I think you know I think I work and backward industries newspapers and radio but -- book publishing may be more backwards from the other two. -- built the -- Explore the bread. They've -- -- They expect very -- marijuana check -- some of the so commodity let's not go. It's gonna make sure you have matches for that marijuana you know. We're gas stove additional lose gas so soon give aghast over your store today is more either rolling papers. And power it does no good. And there and see. You know. Is there well. Yeah and you. Will experience things inclement. Weather speaks -- are complicating. -- -- The what the global warming is Ryo. Thank you John Kerry's. -- He recorded that before he left Concord last night apparently they were they were gushing all over the moon bats and conquered this. Moon bad gushing conference that they had up there. And he was talking about -- believe it or not corporate greed it took it would take an Al Gore that is part of -- greed with a straight face when that mean the guys -- a hundred million dollars. He just so he just sold the an American TV network as this -- it was. Two way he two to an Arab group that's that it's run pro terrorist pieces. On a mirror on their channel. And he says it's a good thing is because Al-Jazeera is is good on climate control. Why do Elizabeth -- -- and it you know -- About Altman. But it. Yeah -- -- yeah. How we show in -- no guess. 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Having come -- to be made sport you know I was pretty strong have the -- in the -- -- let me tell you I was making my way to -- Total Leach Mir station. Capable you know that it did. You know thought about it it would you know redneck. I thought you so. That. -- the dogs don't care what you saw a huge care. But try to get -- right now in the ninth. I'm gonna try to get him outside of that Saturday morning what'll happen is they'll they'll they'll -- they'll be coming down in what I'll do is all alone from the door. The snow will come into the into the house. And then they world they were refused to leave him and I will pick them up one by one and I will throw them into the snow. And then they will get the impression and they'll do something in in the comeback yep that'll give me time to was shovel shovel some woman. Little side area. The you know throwing your -- into this narrative and then walk away he actually. That's my point you know Vick could suffocate from credit -- like five inches off the ground and they -- suffering case I don't think so I don't think they're gonna suffered. They saw if they start whimpering -- well. I'll coming got a but I'm more concerned about the that there coyotes out in the back in the conservation land behind my house we're going to be mighty hungry in the snow -- just looking for a little more horse will be tossed over the -- that the offense is pretty high but environments very. Bigger if -- if we really get five foot drifts like The Herald this promoting right now on this pouting I should say on the go on the web site. We use the -- could be a lot easier for the coyotes to jump over the fence this this could be a problem malveaux -- about it. By the way -- and if we got my TV apparently -- herald web. It's going -- now I was I did did a half hour on the Republicans. The Republican House. With -- that failed today at -- We what do you mean you missed it how could you missed it. They didn't tell me I was gonna do with a 705 last night as you could -- me like you know two hours ago I could've told everybody. A bit of fuel cousin -- -- the case remember they have got to -- removed from Iraq reconciliation. The -- huffington's cousin Bob Livingston. These and it's placed -- it's a place to run too if you could speak to get down there but no one can no one will be moving except me. -- live here is every way. The border -- 78. Just look at the right here don't you don't. They're popping well fellow policy. That's right exactly and appreciate these nasty attacks are coming in about about the questioning his media -- logical credentials. He's he is. He's -- many degrees. From degrees from it for a dollar university. -- -- -- speed jumping on this side of the golf club away race -- did in years gone back. It put the stuff. 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And returns Saturday afternoon to complete all work that would have been done on Friday during the snowstorm. You were doing well until you -- all worked there would have been completed on Friday during the snowstorm that we're planning on doing any work tomorrow anyway that's going to be there excuse. Always it says that that's what we've been -- problem. -- media these -- Get your mind I got a broken right. We're workplace in the end of time here at the end of days and all you can think about us. This. Contraceptives. That was your last -- blank message thank you for calling out retired U shout it.