Chump Line Wednesday February 6, 2013 - No E-Mail On Saturdays
Wed, 6 Feb 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump was a note for low information voters that when the U.S. Post Office stops delivering mail on Saturdays that means e-mail as well.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
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