Chump Line Wednesday February 6, 2013 - No E-Mail On Saturdays
Wed, 6 Feb 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump was a note for low information voters that when the U.S. Post Office stops delivering mail on Saturdays that means e-mail as well.
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Chump Line Friday May 24, 2013 - Crazy Eddie MarkeyOur favorite message on today's chump line was a reenactment of a classic appliance commercial. Our version was for Congressman Crazy Eddie Markey.
of these documents he again. If if there was nothing in these tax returns to see they wouldn't be releasing them. On Memorial Day weekend. Late. On Friday afternoon. Correct. The last minute about Anthony Weiner but I -- know they make good -- My answer is yes you -- yet but it. Like that would said the -
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"
to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In -
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
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Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.
saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
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God now what the minute war was about to dormant Chris Matthews welcome. Obama did social. These guys these weathermen have definitely got a tingle legs. -- -- -- Can't work without -- eight -- -- -- sell us the tender administrations of his coupon Bernie Madoff to take care room. I got I got them okay today I got that I got plenty of stuff I got I got lots of stuff here steady do you have enough you wanna -- does like GM's -- I'm fine thank you -- you -- for the influx of cold medicine borrow whatever or the in the -- -- Listen I've got a got a bunch of stuff all kinds of stuff. I'm ready to go to. Or even by almost bought some Vicks -- Paul -- Yeah new world better players we don't want any of that spill like this where it. Except I would deposit one right now. Well. Before they always they always remember when you go against them just because yesterday I was -- I didn't have -- problem with. Barack Obama and Eric Holder in the CIA blowing up these al-Qaeda terrorists who were American citizens in in in foreign Leon's. I don't as well stick by that -- -- I'm standing by Valerie there was good story about that in the in the New York Times today about what they've been doing in Yemen. They've they've made a few mistakes you know -- because -- you know that the couple times there's been these al-Qaeda people have been. Debating anti al-Qaeda people. And that the drone has a really hard time discerning between me and ties that probe al-Qaeda people and they've they've just blown up everybody. Including a camel in one case. -- -- -- -- -- -- UNC phi beta kappa right. That's right -- that -- that's the dunes and mastodons. An informed vote. Days of the would replace. -- -- pretty good. We've seen that. All hour long for the days when it wasn't around upon you to go through mortal enemy. 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That all -- And and as for and as for tiny Tim is no need to leave tiny Tim at the the barker either and in Framingham. We've. I don't want I don't wish to be on on route nine so when -- chemistry to make his own personal way back from. Premium to west -- on Friday night. Well I just told the Huffington. Those studies till -- and that the samples over there that have. Don't worry about -- Washington he has he has. Robbers on that arbor. Totally. Howland oval well we -- substances. I -- I was. It was then what happens when you talk about. Well. It would you'll figure was gonna take Linear algebra this year for Christ's sake. I thought I told her eyesight was a I was just I was a junior at the age of at the age of eighteen I was a -- that the -- was Sissy I was a scene knows a senior the age of twenty. -- almost almost a draft that I was so Smart and. -- paperback is out in paperback. -- Right. Yeah that is on paperback the paperback is out in paperback and you get a Stop & Shop. And most of the great now. And picking up one when you're on your way to by your last we'll read your last well -- last. Last gallon of water last you know moderates -- seller. Pick up -- copy of we cars paper just out. Hard -- That was your last -- line message thank you for calling haven't tired you -- OK that's it for the child born today that troubling is the recorded voice mail message service about how we card show you call and leave a message and any hour of the day and night including weekends. The jump -- number feel like to leave such a message is 6177793469. 6177793469. We may airman a play your message at this time each week day. An informed vote yeah. -- you know probably play. Well. -- --
