Chump Line Monday February 4, 2013 - Ally vs. Alley
Mon, 4 Feb 2013|
Our favorite chump line message today was a nod to Howie's tendency to mispronounce the word ally which he pronounced alley.
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
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Over chocolate city last night just trying to make a -- things just like with Hurricane Katrina. With Dick Cheney at the controls and -- Euro -- co pilot's seat. Was just. That was a no brainer. State paper -- I like dynamite or Catholic class two weeks into the semester. At my local community college -- that I know that there's a -- button on the console. But what would you met somewhere along the lines you get -- type mode. I was surprised that's all I was caught by a I was caught by surprise. I just sold some different you know you gotta you gotta break it up every now and then -- you heard a couple of sneezes what's the big deal. Hey I'm all for being -- people from Boston again that means that. We're. Irritated championship. Who cares if the patriots in the super ball -- We've got Beanpot fever here in the Beanpot fever grips tough. Right right. And there's but dropped by eight and 8000 that there. What does it cover insurance thousand across 20000 dollars. 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Where is Menendez according to war all sources. Actually. Did partake of the underage workers in America. It's. And yet it's important. You. -- don't hear you. Besides. If you don't hear about Bob Menendez from me before you can hear about it from. Nobody even rush really goes after Bob Menendez that much -- -- rush got stopped come -- back and that the into the states. A few years back from the Dominican Republic and they they took some Viagra on them. I don't know why that means that he doesn't talk about they -- -- of Bob Menendez or even if these two events are related in anyway but there you have it. Article parliament. Himself with anger about that -- are -- You know black girl -- any job quickly is that we can get -- What I hear he would work all day. Are you saying that -- For Barack Obama prefers people who don't work. You see SC is you can't overlook the working class of the non working costs. Or areas at the -- there -- worn out. Some -- only seems proper that John Forbes Kerry is the new boss at foggy bottom as I heard one radio announcer put it today. John Kerry in foggy bottom post those phrases go together and now he's got big heels to -- I guess he's the big heal you might say. I'm John Kerry and I. -- reporting for duty. You know my favorite quote now I thought I thought my favorite quote was from John Kerry was the one about. About John Edwards and you know what a wonderful guy it was molested as a family home and everything. But you know what my favor I decided my new favorite John Kerry. Quote as best -- poll will be a bargain. -- will be a bargain. Talk about the statement that world. Rings through the halls of history. A lot. Newton. They can be. -- Well I think lobby my birthday is coming off I'll be sixty no line here is old version seventy years old anyway. You know we already -- -- -- on -- virtual -- that's the third largest island in the chain one -- two by the second largest island in the chain. That would be Martha's Vineyard. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling have a card you. Okay that's at that's it for the trump like today that your point is the recorded -- mail message service of we are sure you call leave a message and India or that there might including weekends to -- number if you like believes such a message is. 61777934696177793469. We've made -- -- your message this time each week that. Our Alley in advance so I suppose you'd say that Great Britain more than Alley of power in World War II. -- --