Chump Line Thursday January 31, 2013 - A Penny Saved
Thu, 31 Jan 2013|
Our favorite chump line message today was a snide remark about Congress and their spending - a penny saved is an oversight by the Congressional Budget Committee.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
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Exactly the one thing he can say about uncle Omar is that he never registered to vote I mean I know that's. That's faint praise but still he he never has tried to cheat the system that way every other ways try to cheat the system but not that -- And Howard who once again it goes to the way and -- the kind. You corrupt system in the a clean out the -- it now. Just get tired and OB GY. With autism -- In order that was in matters if you got to go -- It's. 978 says I saw him cut -- line and away. You know Smart politicians. Who go to wakes -- they either goal right at the very beginning when there's model line they go right at the very end when there's model line. But they never go in the middle and cut in line because you eat that really irritates people right. But John Kerry is. Do you ever. Do you go all -- you know all I have. Well still say we haven't talked to probably two or one -- area good. -- the motoring 78. 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