Chump Line Monday January 28, 2013 - The Shadow Knows
Mon, 28 Jan 2013|
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the bipartisan proposal to give the illegal aliens in the United States amnesty. How many illegals are there in the U.S.? The Shadow knows....
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
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I don't know I don't know what I don't know what happened to her you know we don't -- these people that have had these that these ailments lately that we we don't really we're not really sure about what happened to them. -- Menino would be another example is yet the state of the state speech coming up tomorrow night at. Annual hall I guess I'll have to go to north to go down to -- you -- to leave -- apartment house. And he spent more time now in the park from house Kevin White effort this. Barack Obama. He's from Illinois went to Harvard Law School. Rumor he knew what he's if he's a skeet shooter that do we believe that this does Jay Carney even believe that he Jay Carney was having a hard time keeping a straight face when -- Barack was talking about how -- Mexico he likes to do go to war at Camp David into a manly thing -- -- skeet shooting now. Yeah right. How we wouldn't get them to. 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Zero this is is I mean this is just this is like pouring gasoline on the fire you know I mean we have enough problems paying for paying for the people where you're already and legally. Four they're free medical care for those who they think it is anyway but as soon soon we'll have a millions more. Pounding on the pounding on the emergency room doors. Toward an old legally. Grow -- in your view. And we really did you know. Illegal aliens go home you can't stay here you don't have to stay here you you don't have to go home but you can't stay here go back to your Third World hell hole and make it a better place. In my knee injury suffered because of about a football what about the stuff he was truly gave -- great. You know -- -- because what happened pride or shops -- ornamental adequate when you're doing it is that we department did wrong. I don't know I have been an -- I want a guy anyway. Idea I has -- -- from my daughter she -- outwardly female student at Deerfield I -- with the -- male student. To -- he was gonna show me around. And I showed -- and we went to the science building I showed him leave the room where where we played bridge. Try to film some of the old stories but is his eyes begin to glaze over. -- -- -- -- They did everything right. It's great legacy you know again at the unemployment problem this is kind of a moot point isn't it when it comes -- amnesty it's just not it's just not in the it's not something that they they concerned themselves -- That was your last -- line message thank you for calling haven't tired you -- All right that's it for the -- like that it that -- -- is the recorded voice mail message service of our car -- you can call leave a message of anyhow or the day or night including weekends. -- number feel like. Leave such a message is 61777934696177793469. Illegal aliens in the United States that shadow there. -- -- --