Chump Line Friday January 25, 2013 - AA Meeting
Fri, 25 Jan 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to the attempt by San Francisco's mayor to stop bars from serving alcohol on Super Bowl Sunday. Our caller thought this was an AA meeting.
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Tue, 14 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the
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Evidence that was -- -- Yeah first did you ever get that that a cut from -- today that cut off from Obama that yes due to war two. To war I just. -- I got -- up so it. It's very good. It's on its right there right there. Yes. It sounds like a fly from a fifties horror movie actress and mean but it's good thank you for thanks for doing that. One they said that the flight the flight wasn't you I saw the flight yesterday on TV but before I wasn't making. The appropriate noise so I asked Crist who. 22 would just the levels -- orbit so we get here and we can actually hear the flies. -- the -- coming on the morning of December 7 1941. Gavin Newsom lieutenant governor California. Horse he likes to refer to himself. The next governor's account. Gavin Newsom. Yeah he's the one that you know was doing the doing the nasty with the care with the microphone that they want. We it was on paper. He's also married to that fox where he was married to that fox girl who's now -- -- -- our latest news and something about something -- She's a she's pretty good what you've got those those nice slips. Were quite shipment they can surmise some treatments. And now public service that it probably -- governor -- can't worry about it bothers me. -- -- It's kind of a world order under pointing at 4 o'clock in the morning and I know and right now. If you -- us or email him at these press conference as he was there another one -- more CEO we were reminded me of his Macaulay Culkin and in whole belonged. You know it's got that that look of terror on them like Joseph Pesci is sneaking up behind him only -- module patriots'. It's Mike Michael off one has turned on him. What adults. He asked for an investigation what he -- he you know he says. The office of -- of campaign of political finance thinks that I've committed a prize and a bear -- I asked for the investigation at first we asked for the investigation. That's what that's why you blaming anybody else you -- or at I told you yesterday what about the Billy or Einstein when he was the mayor of Revere DC is -- his body was the district attorney Garrett burned. They were investigating the cost overruns at Revere high school construction. And he horrible letter and -- did that dear mr. district attorney could you have an investigation please wink wink. Nothing happened -- -- -- second letter dear mr. district attorney can you please have an investigation nudge nudge. Nothing happened third letter dear mr. district attorney can we have an investigation. He was indicted. Nor your birds at. What was I supposed to do kept writing me these letters. And then there was that there was Mickey pocket the congressman. He was pissed and his son in law with the the FBI he said Mike signed on as a bad man. Yes she was yes he was a bad man he was also Mickey pockets bag demand. That was a really poor career move on -- pockets hard he he he went to prison. The Fed said he was running his offices -- racketeering enterprise. It now what's happened again. A guy is a guy demands that a politician demands an investigation. And now he's angry that that he's managing him I wanna get money back to anybody who was pressured. Perhaps that that wasn't -- -- so lea associate yet to do that. Now that I've been caught with my hand in the cookie jar I would like to was announced that I am very willing to give every money I give you money back to anyone. Who stole money from and if if that that prevents me from getting invited to well what's the least I can go. Yes. But we're getting back. There's no way. On God's green yeah that is gonna come on you if it does is it. I -- it means not reading your taxes because until. We're going to be back. Well the invitation stands because final polite guy you thought you -- demand. If you wanna come on the show a demand that investigation of yourself file I'll make sure that the B bulletin gets out -- every. Police agency and regulatory agency in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Soil so all day actually thought Democrats with a hand in his own pocket. I was hoping someone would use that I did want a repeat -- on the -- -- acumen repeatedly on the tax text line but that's but it's better this way. Where my -- Yes and you didn't show Boeing can handle. OK I guess yes colonel hunt went on -- -- show last night it was. It was a saying the same stuff trying to be mr. politically correct colonel politically correct. Alia congress is just like birds -- otherwise. Every time you drive by drop on the. Yes it is. Yes it is they in this case who was a it was a new tax to new taxes actually three new taxes at least three new taxes. On January 1 and now now the ball once had some staple at least at the to the load. The real news. Here. I've got some world but news. How important top -- here tomorrow. The and it involved the news room. Over here. You're gonna have mumbled some of the mobile salon for just a moment. Kimberly Guilfoyle is the is the woman that like Gavin Newsom was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle she was -- his wife from 2001 to 2006 I believe she lives in New York now. Flatley here last -- line message thank you for calling Kelly -- you. OK that's it for the -- like that it -- latest recorded voicemail message service about how we are sure you call leave messages to any hour of the day or night including weekends. The -- a number of -- such a message is. 61777934696177793469. We mayor -- -- your message. At this time each week that. We have rightly called that doesn't serve drinks there and -- ball and he was shot.