Chump Line Friday January 18, 2013 - The Angel Of Indictment
Fri, 18 Jan 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a note to Mayor Ray Nagin of New Orleans who sees the Angel of Indictments flying around his city.....
Chump Line Wednesday June 19, 2013 - IRS Is Coming For You
Wed, 19 Jun 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of the old Nancy Sinatra help These Boots Are Made For Walking. Our version was dedicated to the IRS.It. Here or certificate. To prove they're there and we -- Or illegal aliens people back in her home country. Why or what. -- not sure I got the first part of that did you get it sandy. Apparently. Puerto Ricans have to go back to get a birth certificate from Puerto Rico to prove that there are American citizens whereas we can't make you know illegal aliens go back to do anything. Yeah we also can't even make people. Prove that their citizens before they before they vote. Which.
Chump Line Tuesday June 18, 2013 - Curly Hair
Tue, 18 Jun 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was the acerbic remark that Howie's new hair transplant used hair from his derriere because he always wanted curly hair.
Chump Line Monday June 17, 2013 - Sort of Upset Howie lost weight
Mon, 17 Jun 2013
Our favorite Chump Line message today was was a message from defendant Whitey Bulger that Howie no longer looked like himself since he now has more hair and is thinner with no glasses.Isn't this great and misdemeanor conviction for domestic violence will cost -- gun rights but you can still get end of an illegal aliens . Is it great. Is a great. And you could -- out into the country no matter how egregious the crime you canprofessor more losses last studies at Harvard University. About the number of illegal aliens on welfare. I wouldn't. I think that's you have a wonderful father that he didn't get that long term care insurance policy
Chump Line Friday June 14th, 2013 - North Dakota in Canada?
Fri, 14 Jun 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was in reference to Sen. Mary Landrieu who said that South Dakota didn't border Mexico but it did border Canada, which prompted a caller to ask if he needs a passport to go to the Canadian Provence of North Dakota.
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Ray Flynn and decided to -- in super soldiers. I'm I'm not making this up he wanted to why he said that. In my in my they might be mistaken for or for semi automatic assault weapons in that someone might get killed and a true he'd -- try to BM. He tried to -- in super smokers. And of course when super soldiers were outlawed. Only suburbanites have super -- first. I didn't -- and or I was going away bill. That's why captured all three calls or. Yeah you know that's the thing the other Washington times you know jump to conclusions sure they checked the golf courses out in the in Lancaster County PA but they did not check out. The miniature golf courses that's what that's what Joseph Biden meant this. It's not my fault that would -- things everyone else we're -- -- people. You're gonna -- -- woman the other of the -- the wife of that. The other guy who was in the the the other cyclists than that she's saying. You know my husband didn't -- you know he didn't he didn't make all these millions of dollars and she's -- -- just have a crack up last night I guess on Anderson Cooper. CP CB can find that cut I heard it was pretty funny. Let them then that's great news that he can't play cops and robbers and worries that they came up with a new game -- -- -- -- and junkies it's been around. Let's say what you I don't know but do you. Well you're there. How much you go left on your UBT card man. I think these communities through an indictment. But I handle them and dropped below are my. You know the Bureau of Prisons website is is such a underrated pleasure of the Internet and soon we'll have a new with a new person in new friend. To visit on the BOB website Ray Nagin. You can look and you can see is number. Everybody has different number and then then then there's -- there's a dash in the -- Have three more by -- equality. It's not a soft X. And you know that number tells -- what. Jurisdiction you came out -- like sixteen is DC the old old old sick of one sixes BC poll three aid is Boston. Wonder what in the world isn't we can visit Ray Nagin and see what prison he's it and and when is projected release stay it is and how cool movie is it's just it's a lot of laughs it. I see the Angel of death. Flying all over this city. -- being allowed to -- and have a good time. I see the Bureau of Prisons web site -- -- gotten. I see -- going through it. Nagin Raymond. Gender male race black. -- not quite sure. Okay. -- there -- lots. Out crap. That. It. -- -- -- We have Brady. We have you Tom Brady and this -- Ridley and a great guy. -- -- Well or well welcome or. We'll -- that we'll walk. And it is true -- -- resistance. Boss's boss -- but. We have -- defenses come together. Gone -- gone. In Israeli girls. Through you. Could cost you money. I imagine -- -- girlfriend. This imaginary girlfriend was very expensive c'mon I mean he would you he would he would. Call our rob when she was dying of leukemia. -- -- he would keep the phone next to war all night long I mean I don't care how many free minutes yep that's got -- have but. Night after night right calling it -- anywhere and by the way what what area code that the imaginary girlfriend. We didn't aren't going to win this weekend because we. Don't have gone. We'll talk more about what they did. On Monday. And I guess will depend on how we go whether or not we say we or the day. -- Payloads but I -- cool. -- not rule. What are beautiful rapid. It. Omar don't another run another fake their. From the from notre name. Never. They get in anyway. You know I cease IC Kerry -- sometimes down Palm Beach I'm gonna go I don't know limits them never embassies -- down in Palm Beach. SR twice the last time I was down their shooters that you have within walking distance of -- punts in a way as to why. -- we haven't gotten together yet billion argued given within -- sometimes but. I -- -- well I bet meaning to apologize to carry something to score -- -- I'm sorry I call you -- not a bad person. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling out retired U. You think should forgive me if I said the tour. Which just further recruitment place. Probably -- All right that's it for the chump like that a chaplain is the recorded voice mail message service about how we are straight call leave a message at any hour of the day or night we may or may not play here your your message at this time each each week. At least before the number if you would like to leave such a message is 6177793469617. 7793469. I think community to have an indictment -- over me and dropped below. -- -- --