Chump Line Thursday January 17, 2013 - Manti
Thu, 17 Jan 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the query what is a Manti and is there rum in it after the story of Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o and the fake girlfriend hit the news wires.
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Tue, 14 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the
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So so this goes back with George class actually showed all the they're in owls and it was Paul -- marriage of two parents it was Paul Rubens. Think when I was my joints though. I didn't have imaginary girlfriends. I had magazines and an imagination that seem to be enough for me. But the whole bit about and it -- Because -- thought that I'd like -- but I think people -- reporting it to the government and make it went it went my gut. But at least it -- PP. That's all you need my friend you -- and they he's not kidding about the reporting of the -- you know President Obama won his proposals is. To have medical doctors ask you about your guns at home when you go into your check up which it does look like inflatable dolls -- I think they'll actually more appropriate tears -- think about here. Crystals on talk about your having that really uncomfortable exam in your bending layover you have into the -- back there. So I've got any AK 470. I don't know but it feels like -- got a twenty gauge behind me can we made this up please. I don't think well would be a lot of thought that really -- by no. One. It may mean streets again. We have Tom Brady. We have already Tom Brady yet. This is admittedly. Great guy. -- -- Well or well welcome. We'll follow that we'll walk. And it is true grit your resistance. All this loss hurt them but. We are -- defenses come together. And I think they -- -- points out Michael just to make that that sound clip just a little bit -- Mayer mean it was actuary who will -- Jersey you're kidding. Well I think they showed Wilcox fill in for -- Because they sell for a slugfest or anything that you think. -- pointed out that when we discuss coming up later in the show the breaking news with Megan fox -- -- more names. None of the porn names are will -- and it's one that America. -- when you -- where people know why or why -- -- don't think it's it's. 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They will pay a lower sales tax on it takes the money coming at your paycheck. I don't mind getting a background check and -- Obama just a background check. Where -- you the propaganda and. -- No no no -- do think could be really for the Republicans to propose will have a background checks at gun shows when every president's required to release his college. Documentation let -- -- your college transcripts there president's martyr for smartest president ever. So banning so called all rifle to prevent school shooting in our experiment it's no -- so. But it stops Internet -- -- got a bump and enthusiastic. And didn't I think the total calls. And the people who is responsible for the benefit -- what about people who bet I -- make it difficult for the court. Brilliant observation I hope that call gets nominated for best jump excuse me best -- anti TO call help. Yeah I had to -- It what. And hole -- Gentle my friends learned to be gentle. 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