Chump Line Wednesday January 16, 2013 - Schaeffer's Accent
Wed, 16 Jan 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a comment on CBS News political anchor Bob Schaeffer and his support of President Obama's gun initiatives. The caller thought he detected a British accent with Mr. Schaeffer much like ultra liberal Piers Morgan of CNN.
Chump Line Tuesday December 10, 2013 - Lamborgenie
Tue, 10 Dec 2013
Our favorite cjump line message today was a caller making fun of Howie's mispronunciation of the name Lamborghinie. Howie called it a Lamborgenie and the caller wondered if he pronounced his car Gagwar.
Chump Line Monday December 9, 2013 - Staring At The Boob...
Mon, 9 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rsponse to the current arguement that men objectify women by staring at their chest. Our caller is watching the boob in the White House.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
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That's how of this they raised this kid that he wasn't responsible for his actions they're writing I mean that's they're the ones are responsible for -- -- -- -- 26 hanged himself Friday in his Brooklyn apartment amid charges that he illegally hacked and the millions of archive archive MIT documents as the New York Post. As the Fed's board -- in a case that mean many experts basically considered much ado about nothing. Wool -- other a lot of cases that are much ado about nothing if you're involved in the case I mean like for instance I'm betting on the super ball or betting on the AFC championship. -- -- caught that's much ado about nothing but that -- you can only card two degrees she is recommending for you know essentially form on right. Much did that game -- right. Right and you know I mean and -- few people to a lot of time for a accepting bets on sporting events either -- They go for months. -- wanted. 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And I'm a little disappointed in the president's bag. I would expect that the -- ban on help today. It's treatable look. -- -- -- -- Parent killed himself two days after his warrior has futile -- tried for a second time to negotiated no jail plea with prosecutors but the government's lawyers had insisted. They had incest that. That he do at least six months behind bars. I heard I heard it was they were asking for the six months. He kill he he killed himself he's so Smart and he's so brilliant and he didn't know that he was running a risk by hacking -- to -- the MIT web site. And then they than they were gonna throw the book animal comic book and then killed himself. OK again. Copper was up I was reading issuing an executive order number ninety. I'm all we have done -- also a power grab or not fooled no matter how much supreme. You believe these so we're just post that this would just taxes of -- -- splitting Republicans mr. splitting the Democrats and does something to. You know they're they're still are people who consider themselves Democrats still buys the you know the the class warfare that that Obama was -- during the last election but -- that go along with this. This gun. In this this this sanctimonious screening that's a very good word for screening. They have always. This is -- Bob Schieffer started developing British accent. You know at least at least he has -- at least he isn't America finally be Americans are saying it's nutty things is the as the green card -- are saying you know -- and then a good thing. No it's just it's equal opportunities in the uses he -- not be as piers Morgan and Martin Bashir. How -- but you know I'm not afraid if they always please yeah -- this kind of -- Activities. Right away always at how what are we gonna get that cut their property taxes census and all the other taxes are going up and there are under mini me. What winner -- is he gonna follow through on his campaign promise of 2006 to lower our our real estate property taxes. You don't like taxes have gone down the last two years in Florida. Because -- because the real estate values have. Declines somewhat I would and I would and a Democrat. Counties this account that tried to prosecute Rush Limbaugh for drugs. Does the -- the try to prosecute. In -- the four were four registering. Two real estate agent's house to a voice soccer's. But even even Palm Beach County has been cutting real estate taxes and he I don't how many people and that that real estate that tax cut in Massachusetts in the -- in the last section seven years. I would have that where the crickets. Thank you -- and well Loretta how many people are planning to take the take the -- Boston to Fall River commuter rail once it's built for five or ten billion dollars. Don't everybody speak at once. The president told me what what I can do with my guns. Good people get killed if you walk around the -- -- -- That's another good point he has killed list there are Americans are on that kill list. You know -- don't have any problems with you know him killing that that that al-Qaeda guys that Dodgers by an accident of geography after the be sworn in America. I have no problems whatsoever but you know don't don't don't tell me that I want a guy and I'm you know I'm I'm somehow some kind of menace and I'm a better player. What would you be able to step that's -- good. -- -- Where did that come. Well I do to deserve that. I didn't -- It was -- about those -- you know waxing on about the cookies and -- -- them sandwich is obsessed about you can -- -- that amount. He's he's angry are being what do what about the fact it's better clarity about what he -- about the fact that I'm I'm Warren. In the worst week of weather or the year that -- all ways all ways. 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You're from the federal government you know better than to do here. I think. Well I guess they on -- -- the Eric Holder and the Washington Department of Justice have to sign off on the political indictment clay I she can probably make she could probably make this indictment on her -- although I'll bet she checked she checked back is this guy is. You know we have a lot of backing from the other usual suspects. -- -- -- -- -- Paper. You happened. It's -- that. We got all my money. You know. That's another reason I'm going down the New York tomorrow I need done so I'm starting to war figure out ways to watch. I idea I'm taking a pay cut all not that not that you're not taking a pay cut to what -- on welfare. But dime to I'm trying to do something about it. Our separate. Art gallery it's really clear now why you have such a low opinion of great. -- -- -- -- -- -- I don't have a low opinion of Tom Brady at least I know -- first name on like the the senior senator thinks his name is Greg Brady. Dismayed that -- we're looking we're looking up for the by the way mumbled made a bet today guess with the mayor of Baltimore we're looking around for some sound on that apparently it's a pretty hilarious. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling Kelly -- you. Okay that's at the trump like that a chaplain is the record of where it's mail message service about how we partially call leave a message it -- or the day and -- including weekends that troubling number two like we've such a message is. 6177793469. We may -- play your message at this time each week. In. The developed British accent. -- --