Chump Line Monday January 7, 2013 - Al Gore, Al Jazeera, Al Qaeda...
Mon, 7 Jan 2013|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a reference to the sale of Current TV to AlJazeera by the former Vice-President. The caller mimicked Joy Behar from the View saying Al Gore, Al Jazeera, Al Qaeda....
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Tue, 14 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the
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Because we're gonna start giving free free tuition at state colleges -- illegal aliens and we're gonna need to raise the income tax because. As -- -- in the globe on Saturday. It's rarer. Who's it fairer for -- is it more fair for to raise the income tax. -- about we have some cutbacks. I in the 191000. Places to begin the cutbacks. -- -- -- got a late entry but the else's airline out -- welcome but the kids. Well open Sesame Street. 97 at my wife and I saw your show and enjoyed it we bought books and enjoyed them to and you come up with -- another show of new interesting stories to city. Given we have -- this show while yet. Again -- it changes every time you don't have the same stories every time you know I got a got a whole new -- -- -- just stories this time and will and you know what they should do CNB is bring my picture of how how did how that we put the up pictures together last time I used to remember. Now I'll think about -- act like I get that new picture of the elbow of the Brothers Bulger the three Brothers. I'm I'm having a magnet made but I don't think the magnets will arrive in time so I should put somehow figure out some way to put that up on the screen so people initiative to really cool picture. Looks like it looks like it was painted by Norman Rockwell Norman Rockwell was John Wayne Gacy. When was it won't be able to -- double faults. Nordic. About products. Like the fake sincerity to you know like she's really thinking about any answer and trying to -- communicate with you when she's not. Which is really doing is applying the gasoline -- liberally. But you know. -- -- About OK line. -- weapons that hopefully and leave it out to be. Up 30. That too -- real business and says it's not -- deal -- it. Terrestrial. Terrestrial. About a -- just say not magic radio. And not the crappy TV broadcast networks that would be humans wearing operatives to rest -- The -- -- I always hour days or it could be considered. In respect it and spend that money -- -- Again the forties and fifties and sixties in Boston newspapers always used to call gangsters sportsman and a local sportsman. Local sports when was gunned down in his car last night on the expressway you know. Is sports of gangsters though occasionally do work you know they provide services what does that and he -- -- cart path like point two. Defamed the on her name the honored now and sportsmen by calling me and he beat the recipient sportsman. How -- about the three things a little bit again. Speaker also was seen as these Burger King in Michigan -- but. I think it was filled with it. Sorry about that so I meant to say Tupelo Mississippi. Somebody than -- A -- scorching taxed twice at Tupelo Michigan. And said in general Arnold scorching chump -- it's it's -- below Alabama. The guy said thanks for telling via via Athens. -- -- I think it's very harrowing that you want. -- here and that they got. I doubt that it kind of -- I always wanted to know the gender of the victim and I always want a picture of the teacher who was seduced her student. Mean that's this is natural curiosity -- many a final word for it among normal American male. -- -- I have that I have that bumper sticker hanging on you know my wall at the radio station. That was your last jump -- message thank you for calling have a card you. Okay that if for the -- like today the chaplain is the recorded voice mail message service about how encouraged are you call leave a message. At any hour of the day or night we may or may not play your message at this time. Each -- -- the chimp went home -- -- -- -- number again 6177793469. And it is Al Gore -- which you know you've got al-Qaeda. You shout.