Chump Line Thursday January 4, 2013 - Farrakhan Game Show
Thu, 3 Jan 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the suggested new Farrakhan game show on the new Al Jazeera Network - Name That Jew.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday November 27th 2013-Trade Obama for Rob Ford
Wed, 27 Nov 2013
Our favorite message from todaywas a caller asking if we could trade President Obama for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
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This -- listened extremely unappealing hand wringing and complaining isn't going to help anything in the long run. You know. At this point. Patrice all I want is for people to know that there. Page is about to be kind. In their pay is about to be cut -- because of the Republicans. But because the Democrats. You know that they're not gonna hear it on. ABC CBS NBC MSNBC. CNBC. Al-Jazeera. Current whatever you wanna call -- that they have to hear on talk shows and a handful of newspapers around the around the country they're the -- that's the only way they're ever gonna find out. The that the Republicans. Did in by the way would you have the attacks holiday for a number of years that when that would deserve -- become idea. -- eighty. A regular tax rather than just holiday when does the statute of limitations run out our holiday. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling haven't tired you shout. 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