chump Line Wednesday January 2, 2013 - Algae Fuel
Wed, 2 Jan 2013|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic comment that maybe the President should use algae fuel to power Air Force One and then maybe it would not cost so much for him to vacation in Hawaii.
Chump Line Tuesday December 10, 2013 - Lamborgenie
Tue, 10 Dec 2013
Our favorite cjump line message today was a caller making fun of Howie's mispronunciation of the name Lamborghinie. Howie called it a Lamborgenie and the caller wondered if he pronounced his car Gagwar.
Chump Line Monday December 9, 2013 - Staring At The Boob...
Mon, 9 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rsponse to the current arguement that men objectify women by staring at their chest. Our caller is watching the boob in the White House.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
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You know it's an eskimos and stuff like that but still it's only committee on Indian affairs it hasn't has been changed. Spain and you've got that second highest unemployment. Is -- you gotta do oh. But it is regrettable why don't we can be. Or is it. Governor Chafee he's doing a bang up job is and you know it's you don't spend it's been several weeks thousandths is any of his since his son has been arrested for underage drinking. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling out retired -- shout. 77%. Of Americans are working Americans working Americans excuse me excuse me via. He used to be used to be able to assume that you know when you -- 77% of Americans every one wasn't. Old. And retired it was working. Now whole and not so much. Now there's about a 60% chance that your talking person and that worked in his prime working years is actually working. All right that's it for the -- like that in the -- -- is the recorded voice -- message service of we are showing you call leave a message -- any hour that there might. Including weekends we may or may and a player message this time each week that the child the -- like number if you like to leave such a me message is 6177793469. Heading south for the winter don't be a -- all American auto transporters and that -- ship your car for you go to ship cart dot com. -- you don't need drilling for acting the pure Air Force One. Didn't do that one is that. Now that fool. You --