Chump Line Friday December 21, 2012 - Reporting For Light Duty
Fri, 21 Dec 2012|
Our favorite message today on the chump line was a riff on Sen John Kerry of Massachusetts who was just nominated for Secretary of State. He is famous for saying I am reporting for duty.....
Chump Line Friday March 7, 2014 - R-E-S-P-E-B-T
Fri, 7 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today was a riff on President Obama misspelling the title of Aretha Franklin's classic hit Respect.
Chump Line Thursday March 6, 2014 - Medical Codes
Thu, 6 Mar 2014
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the inquery as to what was the medical code under Obamacare for a brain that has ruptured from all the lies told about Obamacare by the White House.
Chump Line Wednesday March 5, 2014 - Tennage Daughters
Wed, 5 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today referred to a New Jersey case in which a teenage girl was suing her parents for support after abusing them. Our caller said your lucky if a teenage daughter does not try and kill you in your sleep.
Chump Line Tuesday March 4, 2014 - Visit Russia
Tue, 4 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today was the new travel slogan for Putin's Russia - Visit Russia before Russia visits you!
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