Chump Line Monday December 10, 2012 - Mooching Off Of America
Mon, 10 Dec 2012|
Our favorite chump line message from today was a song dedicated to illegal aliens everywhere called mooching off America.
Chump Line Friday March 7, 2014 - R-E-S-P-E-B-T
Fri, 7 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today was a riff on President Obama misspelling the title of Aretha Franklin's classic hit Respect.
Chump Line Thursday March 6, 2014 - Medical Codes
Thu, 6 Mar 2014
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the inquery as to what was the medical code under Obamacare for a brain that has ruptured from all the lies told about Obamacare by the White House.
Chump Line Wednesday March 5, 2014 - Tennage Daughters
Wed, 5 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today referred to a New Jersey case in which a teenage girl was suing her parents for support after abusing them. Our caller said your lucky if a teenage daughter does not try and kill you in your sleep.
Chump Line Tuesday March 4, 2014 - Visit Russia
Tue, 4 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today was the new travel slogan for Putin's Russia - Visit Russia before Russia visits you!
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I think part of it has to do with so many more people trying to buy guns now that Obama's been reelected him. There may be some some foot dragging going on by local anti gun politicians I would put that past -- either. These days. And clawing its way. It is. Yeah we what it is we will have to stand these days guy. Yeah. They got they unemployment rate now it's only if they only have to take move 350000. People from -- media. Beat. Workforce so were we down now we're down three million people since Obama became president are the three million people fewer people in the country you thinker. Just three million people give up work with them for work or the three million people from around because the appointment numbers are so these via. The weeks as the weeks and your -- -- one is now that. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling have a -- you. 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