Chump Line Wednesday November 21, 2012 - Guber
Nov 21, 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was the remark that Massachusetts Lt. Governor Murray is not gubernatorial just a guber.
Chump Line Tuesday April 15th 2014-Sandy's a Good Host
Tue, 15 Apr 2014
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Looking Glass's song Your a good girl saying that Sandy was a good fill-in host for Howie but in order to take his place she has to off him.
Chump Line Monday April 14, 2014 - Undocumented Cattle
Mon, 14 Apr 2014
Our favorite chump line message on today's chump line was the remark that the law enforcement in Nevada pay more attention to undocumented cattle than they do uncoumented people.
Chump Line Friday April 11, 2014 - Guadalaharry Reid
Fri, 11 Apr 2014
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to a 1994 editorial written by Senator Harry Reid in which he wants to cut immigration. Our caller wanted to call him Guadalaharry Reid.
Chump Line Thursday April 10, 2014 - Self Deportation
Thu, 10 Apr 2014
Our favorite message from today's chump line was the remark that President Obama's illegal alien aunt Zeituni who passed away this week had self deported herself.
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