Chump Line Friday November 16, 2012 - Nancy Pelosi and the fiscal cliff
Fri, 16 Nov 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the inquery can we push Nancy Pelosi off the fiscal cliff to see how far down it goes?
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday November 27th 2013-Trade Obama for Rob Ford
Wed, 27 Nov 2013
Our favorite message from todaywas a caller asking if we could trade President Obama for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
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