Chump Line Thursday November 15, 2012 - Perv In The Prius
Thu, 15 Nov 2012|
Our favorite message today was a cover of the Jethro Tull classic Aqualung. Our version was dedicated to State Senator Jim Marzilli who has been caught flashing women again....
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
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So we need to -- we will make sure he is Japan but it's something like it never but it's going to be -- You know we keep talking about them all for his futures for national law officer innings count. How does that work out when congress is having hearings. About the mismanagement. Of your own department of public health. Which AE. Has approved a year compounding pharmacy that killed 32 people in the was doing phony drug tests on. On illicit drugs which as well which is that resulted in the release. Of hundreds or will result in the release of hundreds of drug dealers some of whom will already be well -- again. After they were released pursued getting back into their role. Habits. Personally yeah I'd rather Benedict Carey has done this they idolized John Corzine. Just -- Former senator -- That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. I don't think he'll be a successful secretary of defense takes the job. The question is does he know that I think that but I think the bigger question is. Will momma T get rid of him if he no longer has a an important. Pipe. I would say the answer is probably should will get so. I'm gonna say the gigolo is not currently the sun even though I'm on the wrong side about that with various laws. On well I'm not I don't want to be secretary of defense. We've gotten out and then all of a -- what -- -- I know that. -- people always. Then exactly. Exactly. I would say. What's this world coming to. When an X com ex state senator. Can't stand that is doorways -- doorway only wearing a short. While staring at a mother mother of two raking leaves in the yard next door. I believe he wouldn't say that bill was not a step up plant would be more intelligent. Bill gets mixed reviews I'm like Josh and thus the -- It's wonderful how did a lot of good Florida votes. And it's. That's the that's the voice of the new America. That's the voice of the 21 century American man who was never worked for thirty years. Probably why did you pick until the -- very pleased with what people. -- -- But it atheists. And an -- that means that you will aggressively don't believe in girl I'm I'm. I'm hopeful. That terrorism Glaus in the afterlife stuff like to see a lot of people punished. Some -- more on this floor right now deserve to be punished. And dark room by itself. Cindy was so well -- God it -- -- defending thing. Like when you offended or. Was a dark room. I was just I was I was it's sitting there reading some reading some clips for the show and listening to the to the press conference and I was just. You know getting a headache from getting pains all over my body actually for more listening to a the back -- I wouldn't get but that was -- you'll be back it would have. -- so why would you do it again. He's 54. I look -- it looked up as a birthday on the police report today. 54 years old and he's already on the pensions on the -- only 141000. But still that's pretty good at that ages and it. Especially when you're next on. The police came to him and he says. -- base of what's going on here -- where you were wearing any pants in the eighties the well itself or was wearing pants but some officer when you check me -- unified convicted criminal. Brain might Willie heartfelt. Remember and you have. Do. Yeah. What yeah it was. You're the patent and paying him. Went. Do you. Yeah. Good news -- straight you know it's JD lose. Maybe we can. Hey easy. 978 who -- rumors really think he has a Kennedy. It is the first time we've got to politician where being seen in public wearing wearing a long shirt no pants and it's Ted Kennedy back in. Back during the traditional by Easter weekend the 1991. Which ended in the arrest of his nephew on rape charges. Well Italy is imploding. They Barry's gonna get -- but no well he's right. Yeah things are working out great thing you know they're the board the Israel -- monster we have Warren the Muslim Brotherhood is threatening together. Killing thousands of people weakens Syria's yet that the Arab Spring is certainly worked out well. Britain and well no wonder where these back -- With a pretty. Yeah. OB a Prius the -- album. Taking credit -- -- well I -- attribute of children carry. At number one would expect when you -- -- -- -- poultry culled. That's all I always. And that is where all the. Yeah they have and the New Yorker Magazine supposedly has is great fact checking department and they were honestly -- across a story about carrier forget it was a story about -- And they said he has been dubbed live shot by senator Billy Bulger. That was BS I dubbed him why Russia that would that's one of my nickname some of the nicknames like stolen like I spoke up midget for Billy Bulger stole that from judge. He George there. Click here last -- line message I thank you for calling out retired U shout. Nikki and Johnny pockets of world mine OK that's it for the child like that a chaplain is the recorded voice mail message service of how we car show you can call leave a message of any or that there -- including. Weekends the troubling number if you like to leave such a messages 617. 77934696177793469. We may or may not play your message at this time each weekday. Heading south for the 13 don't be a child call American auto transporters and they will ship your car for you go to sure cart dot com. Fifty million. We're no I wonder whether it back. Up her. Or -- the period. He was shot.