Chump Line November 2, 2012 - New Marathon Route
Fri, 2 Nov 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a snarky comment about the yet to be cancelled New York Marathon and how the new route would be running by starving New Yorkers dumpster diving.
Chump Line Monday March 10, 2014 - Brackets
Mon, 10 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today was a message to President Obama before he does his March madness brackets to leave out the economy, health care and global warming because they are non starters.
Chump Line Friday March 7, 2014 - R-E-S-P-E-B-T
Fri, 7 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today was a riff on President Obama misspelling the title of Aretha Franklin's classic hit Respect.
Chump Line Thursday March 6, 2014 - Medical Codes
Thu, 6 Mar 2014
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the inquery as to what was the medical code under Obamacare for a brain that has ruptured from all the lies told about Obamacare by the White House.
Chump Line Wednesday March 5, 2014 - Tennage Daughters
Wed, 5 Mar 2014
Our favorite chump line message today referred to a New Jersey case in which a teenage girl was suing her parents for support after abusing them. Our caller said your lucky if a teenage daughter does not try and kill you in your sleep.
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