Police Blotter Fax Friday October 19, 2012 - Blind Taser

Friday my name's -- Police -- thanks for joining. Story is true. Okay. 18774694322. NBC news exclusive. The cheerleader being the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders and the student older hold Indians are just gonna have an interview. She's wearing -- been -- Singles teacher and now -- now they're discussing this I must be so proud of angles. Yes and they're very proud and yes it's it's good that NB CNBC news they don't have time for anything and in Gaza but they they -- I'd hate. I'm as much of up Korean tabloid guy as the next person but. You know in this have been but the story of been going on for about three minutes here you know in and it's an exclusive and an exclusive. 413 says -- think Tex Tex Watson a member of the Manson gang has three kids by conjugal visits how how does that work how how can that possibly be. How can you -- a guy -- -- for life. Father more kids that the taxpayers are gonna have to take -- Europe. H you missed comrade Rachel lose -- mine blast went about billboard stating the punishment for voter fraud and one and a one more thing here. How we it this is from -- UPS guy and lol Tex Watson didn't do it. Have very good boy. We're trying to get a good boy -- good boy. I went. All right time for police blotter -- heard the dragnet theme music that's that signals police are -- accepts Friday night it's kind of and all week long we ask you to send in your funny stories from the police blotter of the police law under the can be standalone stories you and send them. To the two are facts number 6177793467. That's 6177793467. Or you can now. Email them to me at how we car at wrko.com. How far at W orca dot com at this time each Friday we read the best funniest ones in our opinion and the two winning entries the two best of the week receive a nice prize when they get this weeks in the -- get. The last to fire. -- wonderful. Police blotter T shirts remain exclusively for us and we're running out of them we're running out of them so we need more Bob this is a printing -- -- in a few years or not. And does not if not we could just start Blix we we can give away can among main way like fought the big OPEC. We get the people people like close. I think he didn't affect these the runners up they -- not when the teachers the first is justice Philadelphia style Justice Scalia. Gets to parking tickets. To about Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia wasn't in south Philly. Where he -- follow local custom parts in the middle of broad -- -- maybe even on the sidewalk at no cost the American taxpayer instead. He was just outside the union league chorus drivers decision to park a loading -- seems likely to cost the nation's highest court 62 box. The justices to cards -- Cars at least one featuring a US Supreme Court did to -- what is now two cars -- -- security. Featuring US Supreme Court police. Parking placard. Have been lingering 28 minutes over the twenty minute limit when a PP eight opposite slap each with a 31 dollar citation. The vehicle is ticketed and the ticket is about pronounced executive director of Republican controlled Philadelphia parking authority. Sound. The Republicans controlled Philadelphia parking authority and that's what it's us. I -- the governor must -- -- that's exactly the governor as a Republican but not the -- The mayor mayor who was mayor nodding at me or not not he's we and you know if he's -- not -- Cut the ribbon last spring and -- -- Alia. On a shake -- And then the next day goes down to war green with a Bloomberg. By talking about the cutting down on the number count empty calories. A gentleman in Canberra Australia's stuff robbed a bank and stuff -- down the front of a slacks a minute dash for the door. Got a nasty shot when he died pact intended to marks to normally money exploded in his pants. What is the -- hopping skipping and jumping around with a blast taking place inside his trousers he was arrested soon after please have kept discharged -- securely in custody. -- never does that show on the on the on the magic radio Cindy on the radio classics like museum. Not only know you're there with Orson Wells they have these the in Scotland Yard they have this. Place where they -- museum where they keep by keeper. Mementos of famous crimes now there's a black museum in Australia the -- ago and there. I'm gonna have to start listening more closely and I missed that we listened to that a lot actually. Kristy Lee Brown a Palm Bay Florida was arrested on Saturday after calling 911 repeatedly to -- share Jeff Parker for the Bologna sandwich issued previously eaten while in jail. With -- -- college dispatcher asked the 51 year old to choose experiencing an emergency which is kept talking about sandwiches. Police arrived at her home she was still the phone with a dispatcher. She was given the opportunity to enjoy those images once again. After being booked in the preference can reach out complex and a 3000 dollar bond she's been charged with six -- counts of misuse 911. Was alcohol involved in the sense -- -- -- Did you have to ask questions. Mean that -- justice and I assume it relate that maybe they would mention it. An argument during over the last beard turned bloody when -- Tennessee father and did the squabble by plunging -- knife into his son's leg twice. Is -- your battle occurred in Timothy crap trees Rogers -- home where -- is chicken back for the 21 year old son Brandon. But when it was time to break up in the last year the father and son apparently decided it was something neither one has to share -- -- became physical any younger Crabtree allegedly purchased 45 year old father -- -- the ground. As sort of assaulting him. Timothy stated he grabbed a kitchen activist -- on the catching -- and status on twice like to get him off. Once branding Crabtree -- have been stabbed his brother taken emergency room both men had scratches on models -- -- you know like go Wear these 33 stitches are. You must be you know -- on Friday night Rogers -- Philadelphia. Eleven nuns who were they that double wider regular size doesn't saying actually. The eleven and to teach children help feed the median of Philadelphia neighborhood are now victims of a burglar returns -- convent in two crime scene. KWITV. Reports the intruder entered the saint Gabriel parish comment through our front window in the early morning -- stealing. A 150 dollars and on the reason to buy their food materials for classes at the parish school. Detectives are hoping surveillance video might help them identify the burglar. Church members parents and neighbors are vowing to raise money to replace well -- stone. -- Past the -- now have to cover some of the windows with crying in bars. -- -- Shortly after police charged Richard chase with selling illegal drugs they said they searched his apartment. And found 151000. Dollars in cash hundreds of OxyContin pills a police scanner. Analyst of area police scanner frequencies. Before you was arrested chest -- catcher -- via all these scanners and their frequency for you was arrested chase had used his government provided EDT card -- but I. -- -- When he was arrested police found TVT hi this is shocking news try not to let it destroy your faith in the -- verses oblong leather receivers purchases chased a police you've got me. There has been able to find its but in Hampshire he's been working real hard he looks like he's got the job his job selling boxes. While Pitt is not the only one in Lawrence I mean confined to his house wearing an electronic ankle bracelet. Was busted at his residence on charges of continuing to dealing heroin and crack cocaine from his backyard. James Glover of water street was arrested at the city's street narcotic enforcement union along with a swat teen. -- acute in the search warrant at the whole army was charged with possession and intent to distribute. Police chief John Romero says he was on federal probation on charges of selling drugs -- was being confined to his home -- GPS bracelet. He was ordered not to leave his -- there's a scheduled meeting information oppresses. It appears there wasn't a lot of bracelet get -- his dealings. He cooperated during -- search and police for the drugs were hidden three twists apparently to -- to crack cocaine or current -- electric out the box in the back of the home -- is. He then took police in the backyard begin digging in the sand police recovered a pill bottle at twelve -- of -- and seven -- of crack cocaine inside. One down. 5000 other drug dealers and warrants ago. All of whom heavy beat the carts a computer programmer has -- -- willing to slap him if he uses FaceBook network in a bid to boost to productivity. And he reckons -- blowing a five pound and our worker called Kara has helped him quadruple his daily output. I continuation money set the place -- aberrant classified website Craig's list recruit someone willing to monitor what he gets up to on his laptop he's from San Francisco. They felt embarrassed after calculating ways around nineteen hours are really looking at social media web sites -- decided take action. Here is flawed human embarrassed at what it is boss we. While he's -- to ops think could top that that his boss know he was wasting him from his time on FaceBook my guess is he to -- now. A Florida man attempted to cut -- admitted to cops that he assaulted his live in boyfriend because the victim -- -- -- to music by Alanis Morissette. That's all journalism by the of that which people. That's all the mother sleeper listens to sit out Barry Manilow tell -- -- -- -- means that it went in the mix it up. He told -- -- at Fletcher told investigators that Casey hit him in the face with a pulley. Bleeding from a large cup Fletcher stated that he was listening to Alanis Morissette as -- different like it's the suspect that the victim in the face. When deputies questioned Casey we'll just you know he complained about Fletcher -- tastes in music -- reportedly admitted I had him in the face. He's been arrested for felony domestic battery -- they were both by the way using amphetamines methamphetamine -- -- -- that means to do when that segment of the population whoever would've guessed that. Now they shoot from anywhere using team -- Middletown Connecticut and Middletown woman is accused of driving -- after drinking half bottle of hand sanitized there. According to Middletown press that amount of Listerine 36 throughout Jennifer Wilcox lost control -- car almost crashing into another vehicle. Officers arrested her after she faked a field sobriety test blowing your blood alcohol level of point 17. Following how much did she have to drink to give up two points. She's added to drinking wanna half of a bottle of and ties -- it's your alcohol that's why disappears as -- diseases it's alcohol. Wilcox told of the television station as she drank a bottle of hand -- her on her own merit. I just thought there are so I drank it she says I was thirsty. I owe it to myself. Accordingly it's the same alcohol and that's in beer and wine and Jack Daniels however it's much more concentrated. We used to prefer seat call it gives us -- didn't really did you -- -- course. -- think generally we think we can't -- we usually we can go down to the. To the yeah but how about like not drinking it. Here's a here's a thought I mean no seriously -- a song I was in prison. Byters I hear I don't like prison and it I didn't get out to you I'll I went to boarding school I understand but we weren't taken -- call. What do what what did you prefer the Nazi but we do things with raisins and and then. In them Inca who like there's a Fuzzy -- eat their reasons but it's now on -- they helped to fermenting process. Springfield and nurse originally from West Springfield is trying to set the record straight after her brother humiliated her. What an embarrassing claim before the two were recently arrested. Amanda Lara days attorney tells the Republican. That charges against his client have been drop since she and her brother were arrested Sunday police said they -- still -- TV from the women's room and Springfield bar. Police were the police press for -- that he'd be in the in the win in the elite sports bar yeah a lot of sports bars. But to act as a matter of fact you know what we're up -- and -- box at -- there's a TV in the bathroom. Well I didn't notice now there's -- most -- places they have TVs in the bathroom did you change the channel when there are -- talks are as bad as they were this year -- know -- and he can putt and. I'm sure you could you define their remote control what you're gonna have to assess some good lord PNC and ties or why didn't she user -- card and get some real news that's that's you know that's an excellent question. While what happened here in Springfield is of these two tried to rip the TV off the law. -- the ladies round and they locked the door and -- and when their management knocked on the door so what's going on in there her brother's told the guy I am having sex in here. Will be out when overthrow. And then her she's she says her brother followed her because he was angry -- -- -- with the tedium please confronted them. He made the comment that they were having sex in the bathroom but they've been arrested her -- to television I don't. And the global movement say alcohol was also while ago -- pictures to mug shots when you think has evolved. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Winter Park Florida rampart police have arrested the owner of an upscale local restaurant for shooting and his own customers over a bill. A single people -- chunk of a customer's car shows how fight over bill turns a bullet hole in the -- now are what -- -- think he was cool BG -- white -- James Marshall Phelps and Dustin McMahon argued that the manager and owner at what's not being Japanese steakhouse and sushi bar near Winter Park -- I never expected Dinara received that type of treatment because the complained about a meal in my life be put in danger they begin harassing us and cussing at some time at a restaurant was this. A Japanese steakhouse and sushi bar. And you remember it was hobby Japanese take out an essential part. I'm sorry one minute OK okay but why -- -- -- have a -- meaning had a big big machete -- some apparently you know unstuck from the now -- the two winners. The first one doctors and sang -- I have successfully removed a nine instilled of remains intestines. Apparently it was stuck -- for five long days like getting a little freaky with his wife the unnamed and of individualized so I'm sure -- was as -- -- the -- -- yeah inserted into his music career at some point during the shenanigans in the sex -- became lodged. He -- finally ms. Morissette when this happened it really was as -- as a matter of fact also in the UK. -- -- British police are apologizing for using a stun gun to subdue a blind stroke victim they're wrong it's -- was -- samurai sword. And it was just a white cane give the guy was blind. -- So quick but cops were blind if they had a samurai sword though -- white -- was assigned to -- sort OK that's that. -- week from today for another exciting episode police blotter thanks Brian this case. And how we can.