Police Blotter Fax Friday October 5, 2012 - Ruptured Bladder and Tired Bank Robber

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OK these are the writers that they do not when the teacher at the first one news. Caretaker convict of staff from centenarians. Now a 107. Years -- is an area. It's from Idaho by Stephens county jury convicted a caretaker of rating nearly one million dollars retirement fund of a kettle falls woman who was then. A 105 apparently. He spent the money on tractors snowmobiles horse trailers. And between three and 400 guns in addition. He wired large sums to young man he met -- -- website for gay sugardaddies. -- sugar dad asks. -- this is where Barney Frank -- And I am sure that simulate high rollers that he's seen us any -- thing that kind of money in I mean. My own accounts I think Barney Frank is gonna expand there so now my against us now. He is a mere thirty years older than news life partner. Spouse husband. Middletown. -- involved in the head on collision last month has died from his injuries in June Jones. Was involved in an accident September 18. Witnesses tell police Jones -- dog jumped into his lap which -- to lose control the vehicle police said the driver of the Comcast tracked from Shelton was not injured do you mean. That dog was it doesn't say doesn't say what happened to the dog which also distresses me. It's tribute to lap dog obviously and it would have been in German shepherd -- in his lap I mean -- German chip in the backseat. There were content. Labor sure those pictures of us Stevie Hughes and stimulant and bomb when they get killed far enough I don't know what what do once. In Middleton somewhere by that they were machine gun by the when Manning I think it's announced -- the the the and they work they were perforated. Holes it was like heads and implying they had London they had Lyndon bombs to -- Wallace with the -- the -- institute that the car rolled around the hill a group that the bodies reliant everywhere in the two which Wallace jumped out the window warplanes. The progress of the talks comes home. It is they had the home and soda and everything and well. Boulder, Colorado seemingly nine pounds Stevie use. A 73 year old and faces John driving charges after crashing on her way to alcoholics anonymous. Boulder police say brandy gears hitting eighteen year old college student as she crashed into the same agents episcopal church in Colorado -- We just expressed sorrow for the victim and his family also concerned about the driver. So the episcopal church hoppers who says she first collided with a food truck in the parking lots of food and then that shoppers world Eric Anderson at a table on and smashed into the church. His body was thrown or perish by the vehicle from here over close to the buildings of 2.5 for thirty feet takes. 73 you underwear today -- -- name meeting when your inebriated realize. Either way -- say ha ha ha I mean what -- why would you go. I don't know I don't know I figured you might ask somebody you know a lot of people. Just -- picnic at Value Line. -- I would think they would yell you're if you went for -- -- what I'm thinking why would you do it. Clayton Missouri a Saint Louis county man you broke into -- -- -- was caught frying bacon in the kitchen. Has been sentenced to one of these -- but it was significantly -- but he was not via people and you know how much she got for frying -- seven years. Seven years seven years for frying baking you've had a powerful bad Jones from making a break into somebody's house. I mean granted -- they have a feeling it wasn't for the difference. However just because I don't want to disappoint you there is a naked man they creeks like court homeowner in Roswell. Was surprised to find it is written into Mexico them completely naked man on his back porch he was totally got it. -- told officers he didn't know man or why he might be there aren't sure whether the naked -- come willingly the first arriving arriving officer drew his taser. And asked him to put his hands on his -- to be handcuffed evidently no clothes were nearby because -- homeowner. Had to supply the police officer is with a blanket to cover it means they can transport him. Didn't to a police report by the -- doesn't say whether alcohol or drugs were blown normalcy was tapes. Well they just threaten the tainted. -- disappointing story I -- Chinese restaurant in Kentucky has been forced to shut its doors after serving up roadkill. WK -- hear reports that the red flowered Chinese restaurant. Was shattered after a customer called the Health Department when she -- dead deer being wheeled into the kitchen. They said they did not they weren't allowed to. They didn't want to doing it before move glue guy venison lock. While general gals. Venice. Are you know sweet sounding in this segment their lucky that it was -- -- -- could have been its road kill I mean it could have been badger. It could've been skunk it is an anything out -- Some of these police departments gave a -- you had to apply. For a four call if there was some roadkill yeah sometimes these restaurants Chinese restaurants and otherwise. Got on the list. Really I think it's -- I think that's what happened. On the economy -- to. A woman was seriously injured when she accidentally shot herself Manchester appellate panel in for Iraq Kunis was on Cape Cod hospital. CAD should be should environments such a house on nine you have friends that to that. And I think that that. This -- lies madness and apparently sucking chest wound. Saying Powell shouldn't do it the people I know shoot coyotes out of their windows in the in the in the winter they just they describe what that's boarding. You know getting people like that get a lot of people that's a lot easier than going outside huh. While warmer he would stay warm you watch dvds waits for her apartment combine to global way. -- -- -- Florida and turned herself in a woman who police say it was seen touching her writing immunity. And fort DeSoto park in pinellas over the weekend turned herself into the pinellas county sheriff's office this woman should have been charged with cruelty to the manatees sea of -- you. Us witnesses kick that aren't -- description. And the ever present this was constantly go wow this there is forced to seek out there. So she was guilty. There was definitely felt Florida manatees sanctuary act states that some officer Howland talk was regularly see count on the bottom in at a club the for any person and I'm by any means. Aren't any manner intentionally -- negligently to annoy molest harasser disturb or attempt to analysts her -- disturbed. Any immunity you know it sound that's the least. Sorry they -- all decisively worked there for him in Florida now -- don't putts communities I've never sweet man we have all we have been to learn pants for answers -- I've seen -- days to come up to feed. In pelican -- my parents recite secede immunity but never mentioning -- -- it occurred to -- attached -- and bank. I mean I granted -- to console but I mean now a union immunity in a bad day and mean it's like a long. Are sick it just it can crash -- analyst kitchen is the most outrageous thing ever heard you know and now I think it's up there -- math. New Hampshire so when you described yourself as an exotic dancer called the police on Sunday to report a -- she claimed occurred when a resident ordered dance. But refused to answer his door when she arrived the police -- is say. This on the special outfit called ma won won the dancer says she rancher protective services because of the would be customers refusal to open store. Police captain Mike Schwartz and an officer was dispatched in the -- didn't answer the door for the officer either. Schwartz disputed the -- planet that had occurred she never dance I'd be hard pressed to say it was Baptist services now. If she was a professional doorbell ringer the police chief says he is a card. -- Prison inmates sent on beer runs to corrections officers and American Samoa is only two out. Are suspected of letting inmates lead to Colorado Iowa jails things get out of control imminently to Nantucket where I they said that Saudi Arabian -- to do -- time officers treaty -- -- Iraqi two we're charged with aiding the escape of a prisoner permitting the escape from public servant. Exceeding two corruption. Please say that while trying to find out how it got Alec so apparently beard turned up in an inmate's cell. While trying to find out how it got there at Baylor on the opposite is rescinding inmates unsupervised to a nearby store. One inmate allowed out is serving forty months for assaulting another man with a machete. It's okay to make sense to me our right is the two winners. The first line is from Saint Petersburg. Stressed out Robert called us for help police say. Police said Wayne Richard -- a third robbed a bank on Wednesday morning. Then they said he did the same thing on on on Wednesday morning these same thing on Thursday morning. On Friday morning he was about throughout a third bank when something's stopped him and he called 911. The fifty. 51 year old olds who are residents that he was stressed out and tired he told dispatchers. He wanted to go back to rehab he'd fallen off the wagon he also tell the officers arrived at the Wells Fargo Bank. That he was depressed and suicidal he's addicted to crack cocaine. 5% -- minutes arriving at Saint Petersburg first bank and the Chase Bank he's charged with two counts of robbery is being held by it he did to prison stints in the past two decades according to records mostly for Pinellas County charges. And he wanted to go back. -- is -- -- how about all the time to. But people Robin places to go back bigger the the inevitable about it Illinois and he was -- time -- about eighty years old tree somehow in the open or one and he was Cole -- the -- place to -- so we just Kuwaiti broke drugs jewelry store -- -- -- to switch it back in jail. And it worked it did work you -- stack remind me. The other winners through Philadelphia. A lawsuit that says that a bachelor party mishap at a Philadelphia strip club -- to groom to be in a hospital with a ruptured bladder. The Philadelphia Daily News reported that Patrick Gallagher had been invited to lie on the stage at the penthouse club as a dancer slide down. As a dancer slid down -- the lawsuit filed last week in state court alleges the woman Linda with such force on his abdomen -- his Blatter ruptured. The lawsuit accuses the club that negligence and 62000 from medical costs can now -- explained that tears to your -- the next alcohol. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- That's land I'm not going to be able to marry -- actually be in the hospital had my ruptured bladder some back together again Hal cause there was smashed by a strip are. Yeah I'm I'm so -- guy is running against Allen west Florida and it does doesn't and I'm also pretty sure that that she was not patents to. Okay thank. In how we call a week from today for another exciting episode of police blotter thanks for writing this case.