Chump Line Wednesday September 18, 2012 - Hey Hey Its Lizzie
Wed, 19 Sep 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a cover of the old TV series The Monkees theme song only this version was dedicated to Granny Warren.
Chump Line Thursday December 12, 2013 - Colored Lights
Thu, 12 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the query whether the term colored Christmas lights is now a racial dog whistle.
Chump Line Wednesday December 11, 2013 - Free Chuck Turner
Wed, 11 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Nelson Mandela's last words: Free Chuck Turner.
Chump Line Tuesday December 10, 2013 - Lamborgenie
Tue, 10 Dec 2013
Our favorite cjump line message today was a caller making fun of Howie's mispronunciation of the name Lamborghinie. Howie called it a Lamborgenie and the caller wondered if he pronounced his car Gagwar.
Chump Line Monday December 9, 2013 - Staring At The Boob...
Mon, 9 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rsponse to the current arguement that men objectify women by staring at their chest. Our caller is watching the boob in the White House.
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If he gets all those pills for Fareed I think he's -- time national women. I think he's got some disposable he she says sandy he uses hookers -- never said he had a -- that's when I mean it took a lot of time to save up front line. One -- much of -- costs and Hartford. I believe -- redistribution. Actually leave it felt like -- Barack Obama to redistribute the money back to Africa without a lot of help brother and had bought them up -- about -- it would. Somebody says who will who's more radical president -- who believes in redistribution of wealth -- president who says 47%. Of people don't pay income taxes which is which is true. Now people say well they should pay based sales tax. Goal yeah everybody -- sales tax you know what's gonna happen here two hours ago that. These these people think they haven't made in the shade under Obama -- it -- the gonna. If he's reelected. Standby for some kinda new acts like a value added tax something you can't give it something you can't. Can't escape from by working under the table. They're right there everybody is gonna everybody is gonna have to play not just that not just the people who work for a living all you Obama supporters out there. -- him by for -- Raj if he's real like it. You know it looked kind of nervous but I would like -- and you -- because -- Always a went public only issue was -- thank you colon. What you would that -- -- I thought -- he answered that statement with the degree of when he said that I answered with a degree of wariness trepidation because I figured I was being set up. I didn't think there was gullible at all. And made -- mistake and it -- its site in order. And about a third of the -- after going over the bit on the forty the eight. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Like -- that into words mission accomplished. George Bush would say that's what why you think the tape was released so that nobody would that be talking about it. Now they and -- bombing. It's food stores in in rates. The -- that he would Jewish -- or because some newspaper ran a cartoon of club Mohammed being naked so now now it's now the unrest has spread to to the European continent. It's really how's that Arab Spring work for. We -- all -- lose weight in Botox has -- So that it. Both -- floppies. -- 6030 Jesus this is your wife bring home -- Have you seen the gap in the Romney take yes I have you could find that legal insurrection dot com yes CEOs -- apparently be the tape cuts off right when he's he's speaking about the 454849%. And then when the tape comes back the next frame on the tape. Is a is him talking about China. So obviously somebody cut something out of the tape and -- they were denying -- at first now they're not now they're not denying. -- I think Mitt Romney was wrong when he gave that 47%. I think competitive high. The problem though is with a 47%. Number is that the you know again a lot of these a lot of the people in that 47%. Are were or are -- not -- not leeches they're not coaches they're. They're either retired. Or they're legitimately disabled or they can't get a job in the Obama economy you're thinking can't get a job that pays any money in the Obama economy. Or run. Or you know that's brought a couple of other reasons which I've forgotten but they you know I would say probably got a hammer says it's more like 30% of the country as a has just decided to Iowa finished finish like at home in their spare time on the couch. And you know I mean a little bit there or bully me three. 3% to 300 million that's my eighty million that's my eighty million middle user -- nazis'. And it goes. -- a pretty effective in. Yeah. It's -- and -- a couple of the people. You know. And those need. To do. -- these. Take the democratic. But anyway -- the so we can actually it was and being beaten me. Well. Hey hey with the Cherokee. People say we people say -- fakes her card. All right. One. What we have is representation without taxation -- like that that's a that's going around a lot today on the Internet representation without taxation all these people are paying taxes are voting. I guess that it's it's allowed but you know to -- wondered plus years ago we had a revolution over taxation without representation. Now we have representation without taxation. If I get this straight you reps but that all of the people as president. And afterward McCain Palin T shirt. 9788. What's the big deal about Romney's 47% statement didn't Obama say last spring he wasn't going to campaign to white people. More than forty campaign for the white working class that was in the New York Times. I was that was an op Ed piece in the New York Times saying that. That the the Obama campaign had decided that they they couldn't get anybody in the white working class is -- -- so there were just gonna camp with the white people ever discovered campaign among among back. Okay it's 3%. -- Artwork -- and you've gone welfare depend on news. Remember Phil Gramm does that Texas senator who's a Democrat turned Republican now is like not always know you threw the he did though a lot of the financial deregulation which. Hasn't worked out well but. He we ran for president 1996. And he said it was time for everybody to get out of the wagon and start pushing an uphill. He didn't get too far I think you get further with it now than he did 96. It's become clear how many how many millions of people are in the wagon but the rest of us -- pusher. He admitted the -- oriented that it Nickelodeon. Live depressed about it something about it could be anything. All right. I would usually guess they did in the -- -- to rekindle. -- -- -- all life. It is going to want to eat. It's been three years plus since he had a drink. That was your last jump blank message thank you for calling out retired U shout. OK that's it for the child bled through troubling is the recorded voice mail message service of we are sure you call leave a message of any or the day or night including weekends the troubling numbers you'd like to leave such a messages. 6177793469617779346. Month. -- -- And if you -- He's a pretty effective in. -- is living. -- a couple of the people. You know. -- -- and then boom boom boom. Beat them take the democratic. Benevolent. -- so we can actually give it bing bing and you shout.