Chump Line Wednesday September 18, 2012 - Hey Hey Its Lizzie
Wed, 19 Sep 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a cover of the old TV series The Monkees theme song only this version was dedicated to Granny Warren.
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
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If he gets all those pills for Fareed I think he's -- time national women. I think he's got some disposable he she says sandy he uses hookers -- never said he had a -- that's when I mean it took a lot of time to save up front line. One -- much of -- costs and Hartford. I believe -- redistribution. Actually leave it felt like -- Barack Obama to redistribute the money back to Africa without a lot of help brother and had bought them up -- about -- it would. Somebody says who will who's more radical president -- who believes in redistribution of wealth -- president who says 47%. Of people don't pay income taxes which is which is true. Now people say well they should pay based sales tax. Goal yeah everybody -- sales tax you know what's gonna happen here two hours ago that. These these people think they haven't made in the shade under Obama -- it -- the gonna. If he's reelected. Standby for some kinda new acts like a value added tax something you can't give it something you can't. Can't escape from by working under the table. They're right there everybody is gonna everybody is gonna have to play not just that not just the people who work for a living all you Obama supporters out there. -- him by for -- Raj if he's real like it. You know it looked kind of nervous but I would like -- and you -- because -- Always a went public only issue was -- thank you colon. What you would that -- -- I thought -- he answered that statement with the degree of when he said that I answered with a degree of wariness trepidation because I figured I was being set up. I didn't think there was gullible at all. And made -- mistake and it -- its site in order. And about a third of the -- after going over the bit on the forty the eight. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Like -- that into words mission accomplished. George Bush would say that's what why you think the tape was released so that nobody would that be talking about it. Now they and -- bombing. It's food stores in in rates. The -- that he would Jewish -- or because some newspaper ran a cartoon of club Mohammed being naked so now now it's now the unrest has spread to to the European continent. It's really how's that Arab Spring work for. We -- all -- lose weight in Botox has -- So that it. Both -- floppies. -- 6030 Jesus this is your wife bring home -- Have you seen the gap in the Romney take yes I have you could find that legal insurrection dot com yes CEOs -- apparently be the tape cuts off right when he's he's speaking about the 454849%. And then when the tape comes back the next frame on the tape. Is a is him talking about China. So obviously somebody cut something out of the tape and -- they were denying -- at first now they're not now they're not denying. -- I think Mitt Romney was wrong when he gave that 47%. I think competitive high. The problem though is with a 47%. Number is that the you know again a lot of these a lot of the people in that 47%. Are were or are -- not -- not leeches they're not coaches they're. They're either retired. Or they're legitimately disabled or they can't get a job in the Obama economy you're thinking can't get a job that pays any money in the Obama economy. Or run. Or you know that's brought a couple of other reasons which I've forgotten but they you know I would say probably got a hammer says it's more like 30% of the country as a has just decided to Iowa finished finish like at home in their spare time on the couch. And you know I mean a little bit there or bully me three. 3% to 300 million that's my eighty million that's my eighty million middle user -- nazis'. And it goes. -- a pretty effective in. Yeah. It's -- and -- a couple of the people. You know. And those need. To do. -- these. Take the democratic. But anyway -- the so we can actually it was and being beaten me. Well. Hey hey with the Cherokee. People say we people say -- fakes her card. All right. One. What we have is representation without taxation -- like that that's a that's going around a lot today on the Internet representation without taxation all these people are paying taxes are voting. I guess that it's it's allowed but you know to -- wondered plus years ago we had a revolution over taxation without representation. Now we have representation without taxation. If I get this straight you reps but that all of the people as president. And afterward McCain Palin T shirt. 9788. What's the big deal about Romney's 47% statement didn't Obama say last spring he wasn't going to campaign to white people. More than forty campaign for the white working class that was in the New York Times. I was that was an op Ed piece in the New York Times saying that. That the the Obama campaign had decided that they they couldn't get anybody in the white working class is -- -- so there were just gonna camp with the white people ever discovered campaign among among back. Okay it's 3%. -- Artwork -- and you've gone welfare depend on news. Remember Phil Gramm does that Texas senator who's a Democrat turned Republican now is like not always know you threw the he did though a lot of the financial deregulation which. Hasn't worked out well but. He we ran for president 1996. And he said it was time for everybody to get out of the wagon and start pushing an uphill. He didn't get too far I think you get further with it now than he did 96. It's become clear how many how many millions of people are in the wagon but the rest of us -- pusher. He admitted the -- oriented that it Nickelodeon. Live depressed about it something about it could be anything. All right. I would usually guess they did in the -- -- to rekindle. -- -- -- all life. It is going to want to eat. It's been three years plus since he had a drink. That was your last jump blank message thank you for calling out retired U shout. OK that's it for the child bled through troubling is the recorded voice mail message service of we are sure you call leave a message of any or the day or night including weekends the troubling numbers you'd like to leave such a messages. 6177793469617779346. Month. -- -- And if you -- He's a pretty effective in. -- is living. -- a couple of the people. You know. -- -- and then boom boom boom. Beat them take the democratic. Benevolent. -- so we can actually give it bing bing and you shout.