Chump Line Tuesday September 18, 2012 - Volt In The Driveway
Tue, 18 Sep 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a response to President Obama saying he would walk the dog or wash the car of republicans if they would cooperate.
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Tue, 14 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the
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I I don't even though that was a true story about the guy that manager of McDonald's remembering him from two years before throwing about until you go across the street to war Burger King but I hope it's true story. Oh I get emotional problems. But I hear you -- I guess -- Series angry. We get depressed -- get severely it's depressed when I think of all the people who I'm paying for. Who who wore who could be getting up and going to work in the morning my pain for people who were. Physically. Incapable. Of going to work. People who say they're depressed -- And I really had any more than might buy a Michelle could -- meeting -- needing a sex change operation on my dime. -- -- But you're trying to quote from the bibles and -- it -- -- -- because -- I'm sorry -- may have there was store a couple of years ago in the weekly standard about biblical illiteracy. And I think you know I AM biblically. Illiterate that's right Blake I kinda got it right did mine. There's -- thought about you know the fisherman and learning teaching him how to fictional like kind of stuff. I don't know about you and your listeners. But my friend and I only carry around our grenade launchers in case they -- based spontaneous protest. You know I see -- that's why I couldn't -- the more you know I see something that offends me on used to -- say. As Jim Miller manager wherever the hell is Mike grenade long term going out of the spontaneous demonstration and Ben -- As -- in a bad mood of that outward and then being great food. And it can't get -- Not that deep fried or the Wii remote they would things being quote or two. I actually a couple of chicken -- It by myself so you know I had some at some cottage cheese for breakfast about that was going to be sandy wasn't it. Right on track. And that tonight I'm gonna have some being -- Probably not so much on track but I'll give I'll get back. Once they get back from the BP wants say what's really eat some of the Belgian waffle double cheeseburgers with -- -- get back on track. Where in the hell is Mitt Romney couldn't stop being in the truth let's remember that phrase. Remained calm. Now. He doesn't apologize or give him that -- in value of the the the hastily arranged press conference last night around 10 o'clock in the didn't. He didn't we're all -- And in front of the mainstream media I think he I think he's handled it okay. That was your last job -- message thank you for calling him a card you. OK that's it for the -- like that it that your point is the recorded voicemail message service how we are schori can call leave a message of any outward that day or night including weekends the troubling numbers -- like -- -- -- messages. 61777934696177793469. Obama walk your dog eat it if you want future car the -- the -- of people in your driveway. You shout.