Chump Line Friday September 14, 2012 - Mitt The Cowardly Lion
Fri, 14 Sep 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was an impression of the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard of Oz as Mitt Romney trying to show President Obama he was not afraid - Put 'em up!
Chump Line Wednesday June 19, 2013 - IRS Is Coming For You
Wed, 19 Jun 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of the old Nancy Sinatra help These Boots Are Made For Walking. Our version was dedicated to the IRS.It. Here or certificate. To prove they're there and we -- Or illegal aliens people back in her home country. Why or what. -- not sure I got the first part of that did you get it sandy. Apparently. Puerto Ricans have to go back to get a birth certificate from Puerto Rico to prove that there are American citizens whereas we can't make you know illegal aliens go back to do anything. Yeah we also can't even make people. Prove that their citizens before they before they vote. Which.
Chump Line Tuesday June 18, 2013 - Curly Hair
Tue, 18 Jun 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was the acerbic remark that Howie's new hair transplant used hair from his derriere because he always wanted curly hair.
Chump Line Monday June 17, 2013 - Sort of Upset Howie lost weight
Mon, 17 Jun 2013
Our favorite Chump Line message today was was a message from defendant Whitey Bulger that Howie no longer looked like himself since he now has more hair and is thinner with no glasses.Isn't this great and misdemeanor conviction for domestic violence will cost -- gun rights but you can still get end of an illegal aliens . Is it great. Is a great. And you could -- out into the country no matter how egregious the crime you canprofessor more losses last studies at Harvard University. About the number of illegal aliens on welfare. I wouldn't. I think that's you have a wonderful father that he didn't get that long term care insurance policy
Chump Line Friday June 14th, 2013 - North Dakota in Canada?
Fri, 14 Jun 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was in reference to Sen. Mary Landrieu who said that South Dakota didn't border Mexico but it did border Canada, which prompted a caller to ask if he needs a passport to go to the Canadian Provence of North Dakota.
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