Chump Line Friday September 7, 2012 - Alternate Universe
Fri, 7 Sep 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a caller fresh from MSNBC coverage of the DNC who was over whelmed with the alternate universe of opinion and facts which were presented there.
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Tue, 14 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the
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What was the last time you were to crowd -- wing Claude. Probably never. You learn something new every day -- were especially when the Democratic Convention isn't -- I -- America. When way those dance classes. That that painful and -- gone forward so. You can see hope things things. And about them living in what is. Italy gets up before then it'll be over two weeks ago where you're playing wars did it did anyone mention on any of the network -- the price of gasoline on the that he was inaugurated it was a dollar and 89 cents a gallon. One -- under. Under an under three box again when it was under twelve bucks a gallon. Democrat. -- proposed -- -- to the political week which will be. One nation under Obama totally -- -- the -- with liberty justice and -- -- brief stop but certain corporate group. Right I pledge allegiance. To the electronic benefits transfer card in my back pocket. And to be welfare state for which it stands. I have a -- Operative being popular didn't do it. There's tons of time to study. And include our great American named. -- global quick thing Joseph yeah. Miles factors is. Is disputing what IE and most of the listeners think witches that mumbled despite. His own problems. Is still smarter than Joseph Biden he says that miles says just because Joseph Biden passed the bar exam -- -- Smart -- marbles Menino like. There are miles I believe you've had problems with warriors in your past you I don't you know that there are a lot of very fair reached that with warriors yeah. Much higher IQ than you do I suspect. Plagiarism from the universities are -- law school to -- These Syracuse university law school. I don't believe that nobody lifted -- Canucks await story in 1980 when he was running for president probably that was the first find the problem with -- material. Well spring of lifting material by the way of one of the good results of the election last night that Doris Kearns Goodwin's son. Was defeated in the democratic primary for a state senate. By by an old retread name Michael Barrett. He in spite of being endorsed fought long and short Currie. Are you know those those Joan -- bone spurring each June. Richard good one. And Doris Kearns Goodwin and will reduce on think -- beautiful people when we beautiful people moved on to stick together. But you'll host tough like -- you'll have to go get jobs now like asked us. Obama will create one million manufacturing jobs that -- they will all be in China and India. This country created over half a million manufacturing jobs in the last two and a half years. And now you have the choice. We get more tax breaks to corporations that ship jobs overseas. Or we can start rewarding companies that nobody -- plants and train new workers and great new job here in the United States problematic. He. But one -- a thousand stolen -- bloom. And a small businesses double exports. And if we choose this we can create a million new manufacturing jobs in the next four years you can make that. In green industries. Think. We don't need -- statement. We have these guys and street though all that Canadian housing LeBron would. I know it is it's it's happy days are here again for a Barack's constituency is no question about it. The only question is that they that they were present 50% of the population yet. And it. -- 89 million people are getting hurt or our -- workforce 89 million they're not unemployed they're just not in the workforce of him. I have to give it -- I'd get what I popped. Forward and I think I think that our -- -- it looked like but they weren't they. At least he didn't use boot phrase national malaise. He didn't he didn't advise people to work cardigan sweaters. So that they could save more oil. Oprah be coming up next year featuring elected. I was watching it -- see -- -- Here for everything -- it is important. I don't know what a great job. Horrible. And you've got to hit. He -- -- watcher -- they even they even even CNBC and CNN couldn't put a shine on this sneaker they couldn't make a chicken salad out of chicken you know what. President Obama and Clinton I would -- Mike is here. That is 47 and a half million friends get buried deep deep fat Greek -- every month. What is the people. People don't pay any taxes are screaming about the rich the so called rich not paying their fair share they don't pay everything these people. The top 1% or 2% pay 70% of the taxes the lowest 20% of the population based three tenths of 1% -- the taxes. Is that a fair share 20% pay three tenths of 1%. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling have a card you. OK that's it for the chump like today the -- -- is a recorded voice mail message service we are sure you can call leave a message in any or the day or night including weekends the chump when number delightfully sector messages. 61777934696177793469. 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