Chump Line Wednesday September 5, 2012 - Fake Indian
Wed, 5 Sep 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a little ditty dedicated to Senate candidate Granny Warren entitled fake indian.
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Tue, 14 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the
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And I -- -- yeah her landlord say it is bad I don't consider doing it dangerous to Israel. There are undermining his skills. Security I exactly better and I just gave Israel don't have any me. I don't know and -- he can go to a special relationship and a nice Israel's security. He's dancing in the Arab world and good standings. As I mentioned it wasn't until the witness. He says he didn't say that. I didn't say he's back unfortunately. Zach got back comments was reported by its conservative newspaper is not surprising that they -- deliberately doesn't bother me. Of course they did they quoted her exactly what she sent. And then she don't -- -- she lied. Just like. Grainy Warren talking about Mitt Romney's plan to tax the middle class. Well now we have Louis -- or Gutierrez. The another another -- of Chicago values the congressman he's speaking now. It's all it's this this whole section that was merely a warmup for his honor. The mayor. That is what is that there was an outside event -- his wife and if that's got out of their platform and -- -- -- impersonating sounds that way for years. I don't know maybe. The -- back again. No word -- gay marriage and abortion others were both. Do you say that -- you can they get. To date and time that content welcome. That's what are -- aliens terror. You get over that Larry good job at that -- Clinton victim that can move. We didn't think he can lie to create a face Indian -- That's my favorite -- climb. Contribution of the week. The cows sells for those of you don't remember that that line song from the late 1960s. Indian lake. Is this scene you should make with your little. -- feet made that announcement that there have been other -- if you had -- reason being is the only member of congress -- hundred years. With a confirmed his role in the war. The war on women. Yes indeed. Of course this is nephew Joseph Kennedy he put a he put a woman a wheelchair for the rest of like him jelly. Tipped over a Jeep on on Nantucket when he was god only knows what he was the one at that time he he was driving at a high rate of speed. Went on to we've seen end doom us but nothing like going on to a seat when you're in a Jeep going on to a C and don't high rate of speed. From the middle of the all their protest or -- no not at all. They always kind of hard to believe it's important because we build well weatherproof teleprompter talk. It's a lightning. He was his choice as a -- -- relatives that -- their economy creates jobs helps education and extreme weather. And it in what was the sea levels forgive them. Always -- -- that it who looked at Elizabeth Warren. Yes but there have been points in game. On -- now. 617 Paul Ryan -- about the plant -- no we didn't lie about the plant closings. He's the plant closed before he became president but he said he was gonna reopen everything and he didn't reopen the plant the plant was never reopened he didn't lie okay. I wonder how proud Julian Castro grandmother would have been frustrated -- party's platform on abortion and same sex marriage. Removing it. -- -- -- -- Again -- back and god just guard returned. So maybe it's maybe it's gonna clear up tomorrow night and though they can they can have that. The speech. Outside. The new Black Panther Party stadium. -- -- pretty good I wonder where -- guy will resurface from Yahoo! when ABC you know is gonna resurface somewhere. What was it won't somewhat someone of the mainstream media types says that he was God's gift to what journalism. The guy who said the Republicans are party while black people around. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling out retired U shout. -- that's it for the that's it for the -- lined the ninth -- point is the recorded voicemail message service of the following car show you can call leave a message at any hour of the day or night including weekends -- -- like number of like police sent two messages. 6177794322. India and say is that Clayton and they get. Just think back in bad and can -- kind of what real and terror and you can move up that Larry Bird. Topic that including the victim had to move. We didn't say he didn't -- in community -- -- Indians can do. -- --