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Chump Line Tuesday September 4, 2012 - Jo Jo Jo Sign

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Tue, 4 Sep 2012|

Our favorite message from today's chump line was a take off of a mobster describing how they had thought to kill Howie only in this version they were replacing the yard sign for Howie's personal favorite candidate.

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  1. John edwards'8:49
  2. Joseph Goebbels1:39
  3. global warming6:25
  4. Jim Webb9:00
  5. John Burton1:34
  6. Joseph Kennedy3:11
  7. Labor Day5:15
  8. Third Reich1:41
  9. new Smyrna beach7:11

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-- No property that they but it's gonna have audience which no school -- appeal from the accurate and it at all. Officer mark wants to know if any if -- seals have been brought in. Questioning about the dead shark there washed up onshore -- Cape Cod. Who will bell will lose that -- -- that'll fairy who bell the -- Who will bell the seal who will shoot The Who won't shoot the shark I mean which -- well Angela. We'll do with. Re wearing a belt around his -- why. -- it would spend is that the way it did. It's it was he was made -- probably was some kind of off opera ish fashion statement. He and I what do what do was wary about what went where was due. Where it and don't I didn't see dude in the picture used to bring Herbie Moses with them to the old fit for the conventions in the old days. -- -- -- -- -- -- Are you that in mind. John Burton called he referred to Republicans twice -- mentioning the word. Curve balls Joseph Goebbels propaganda minister the Third Reich. But he so I didn't mean that I wasn't calling them Nazis. It's. That there will permit because it does fit in very yet they don't want to know or -- local. They need relief hey. And he's. Yeah me. Do you. And I. But they go with it won't be fooled again won't get fooled again. At all from my -- And these things -- ball market. Or overtly. Using -- -- what admitted looting you brought back in no way. Go ahead make my day. That when strikes home. By the way bigger win -- -- comes out tomorrow night picking a player for a better group group theme song. Behind -- wise. Yeah it was a one time we will go on it that good go go go Hannity campaign signs. I'm always glad. That this tomorrow. They know what they edit. They've got -- they've been pissed me off. I threw it away though today. Three bucks from that Joseph Joseph Joseph Kennedy campaigns down the drain. Only what you don't get a -- -- is. He heard about the prosecution technique that we can create -- putting -- is Paramount. But he didn't read that article and eventually citizen now. Let the Moscow news. That values the pebbles has smokers that somebody else. The thing is he he usually start working on the state of the city address. Prepping for around Thanksgiving because it's in. Late mid to late January now he isn't much time to prepare for this thing. Plus there's another thing that's -- this come Bobby played him. Injury this story in The -- sandy that. In his hotel. There's a restaurant chain. That has a as a an outlet. Yes chick -- Chick filet is in mumbled hotel. Yes the walk by it every day on his way to the convention this -- good morning mr. mayor. I don't know yet he's not down there yet -- so we that we don't know what. The other Harold is planning to invite him to was joined joined them for lunch that -- is gonna pick up the tab but. He's expected to. Say no thank -- Oh boy another two days means that -- is sending a variety. Don't tell your windows grabs your -- didn't finger. For the field goal -- take them away. That's right it just arrived a few minutes ago like that bank account -- Austin's premier Asian dining experiences on one more opens August Massachusetts. It's it's a great waste ago whenever you're hungry for buying Chinese food so long gambling. And including all along the state rep firms August we appreciate olds and over lines spread the bullet for many years. Seem to be seen in Seattle -- -- around that it aware that it. Your ears they distant ninth the foods Syria but Labor Day it was the end of summer that would all come back. -- And the upper -- -- anger. Now I don't -- I suffer from green anger it's costing this this administration is costing me too much money. And it's costing everybody too much way -- green and green. I am angry green. -- in good. Rules. Care. Weirdo. And the parents. And that. I would -- you're paying. Warming. That this warrants we do. -- -- -- -- -- You know the -- Democrats believe in global warming. But Republicans are -- Shark attacks surfer off Melbourne beach Florida. Thank god thank god were back home. 32 year old -- surfing off Melbourne beach was bitten by a shark the third shark attack off the Central Florida close at Sunday. The man was bit on the -- out around 8 AM. He while paddling out he felt something bite his hand. The -- did not see the shark but a Finnish rescue officials said his wounds were consistent with a shark bite. On Sunday a woman and I'm a girl were bitten by sharks off new Smyrna beach. I'll -- ball mister speaker one and are we going to open up a campaign. When we got a bit bring back through leg hold traps in this see. The catch mis. Animals that are slaughtering our population missed the space. How I got my hip hop -- -- glorious speech. Title that is desperate president. Yeah she's another speaker thought it won't see him do. Okay the big question. It's good wolf walls the suspect and operation. Them from being able ordered an ethical but -- that edit it. That's a good point we're gonna get to that in just a moment good judge warned this is one this is one we can't blame on the Democrats this is judge mark wolf an appointee of president Ronald Reagan. Has ordered state prison prison officials today to provide a tax Payer funded sex. Sex reassignment. Surgery. So what are they call it sex reassignment -- Okay you're not getting aligned with mrs. mrs. downpour we're gonna put to a mrs. Smith sixth grade -- -- -- Bigger they're gonna chop off his member who does what they're gonna go. It's well reassignment. And reassigned as a member anywhere they got a chopper an -- -- acutely can we stop what the euphemisms here. I -- I can't think of fact John edwards' name of this convention speech Dylan's oh wait a minute through -- I have to answer any way to the. I gotta go get that thing for Jim Webb 1994. Read that before we start talking about this. Yes the sex reassignment surgery. The other thing about this guy is he's he's imprisoned for life he's -- he's not -- What does he need to have a you know why the icky it was a doctor to leave -- -- wanted. A sex change operation white and he just divorces wife and and have the operation. Why do you have to kill his wife. In the -- the prison and then it's and then you'll pardon the expression stick. The taxpayers. For a after this for this phony baloney operation. And why is a guy appointed by Ronald Reagan going along with this nonsense. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling Kelly -- you. OK that's it for the jump like that that troubling is the recorded voicemail message service of that we car show you can call and leave a message of any hour that day or night including weekends. We may or may -- play your message at this time each week David trump like number if you like to -- such messages 617779346. Mind. 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