Chump Line Tuesday September 4, 2012 - Jo Jo Jo Sign
Tue, 4 Sep 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a take off of a mobster describing how they had thought to kill Howie only in this version they were replacing the yard sign for Howie's personal favorite candidate.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday November 27th 2013-Trade Obama for Rob Ford
Wed, 27 Nov 2013
Our favorite message from todaywas a caller asking if we could trade President Obama for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
Chump Line Tuesday November 26, 2013 - Tear Down This Website
Tue, 26 Nov 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a parody of the classic Ronald Reagan command to Soviet President Mikail Gorbachev to "Tear Down This Wall"
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But Republicans are -- Shark attacks surfer off Melbourne beach Florida. Thank god thank god were back home. 32 year old -- surfing off Melbourne beach was bitten by a shark the third shark attack off the Central Florida close at Sunday. The man was bit on the -- out around 8 AM. He while paddling out he felt something bite his hand. The -- did not see the shark but a Finnish rescue officials said his wounds were consistent with a shark bite. On Sunday a woman and I'm a girl were bitten by sharks off new Smyrna beach. I'll -- ball mister speaker one and are we going to open up a campaign. When we got a bit bring back through leg hold traps in this see. The catch mis. Animals that are slaughtering our population missed the space. How I got my hip hop -- -- glorious speech. Title that is desperate president. Yeah she's another speaker thought it won't see him do. Okay the big question. It's good wolf walls the suspect and operation. Them from being able ordered an ethical but -- that edit it. That's a good point we're gonna get to that in just a moment good judge warned this is one this is one we can't blame on the Democrats this is judge mark wolf an appointee of president Ronald Reagan. Has ordered state prison prison officials today to provide a tax Payer funded sex. Sex reassignment. Surgery. So what are they call it sex reassignment -- Okay you're not getting aligned with mrs. mrs. downpour we're gonna put to a mrs. Smith sixth grade -- -- -- Bigger they're gonna chop off his member who does what they're gonna go. It's well reassignment. And reassigned as a member anywhere they got a chopper an -- -- acutely can we stop what the euphemisms here. I -- I can't think of fact John edwards' name of this convention speech Dylan's oh wait a minute through -- I have to answer any way to the. I gotta go get that thing for Jim Webb 1994. Read that before we start talking about this. Yes the sex reassignment surgery. The other thing about this guy is he's he's imprisoned for life he's -- he's not -- What does he need to have a you know why the icky it was a doctor to leave -- -- wanted. A sex change operation white and he just divorces wife and and have the operation. Why do you have to kill his wife. In the -- the prison and then it's and then you'll pardon the expression stick. The taxpayers. For a after this for this phony baloney operation. And why is a guy appointed by Ronald Reagan going along with this nonsense. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling Kelly -- you. OK that's it for the jump like that that troubling is the recorded voicemail message service of that we car show you can call and leave a message of any hour that day or night including weekends. We may or may -- play your message at this time each week David trump like number if you like to -- such messages 617779346. Mind. 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