Chump Line September 3rd 2012-Opportunist
Mon, 3 Sep 2012|
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a call referring to Deval Patrick calling Mitt Romney opportunistic and the caller said that was calling the pot racist.
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Tue, 14 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the
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One of the reasons why this country is on the folks let me make something clear to say to the threat. America is better off today. That they left us when they left. I'll find out if it weren't so hot. The lord John I don't indeed you know why suit. God love did what am -- talking about. I'd love again did -- so hot you might actually tell us something. Of importance about what Obama and it -- country better but because adapted to say it's -- -- Wait wait like that -- do I think details. You know. What they did what is a war but -- -- know what new equipment that -- didn't say. I think you can. I think Chris haggard breaking of the chair and there is locked inside. That's how the navy seal described. Osama bin Laden when he was gone through his drugs and I mean his -- drugs. Is gone through his draws and found out that Osama -- laden. Not only was electric. Creepy neat freak but his weapons. Were not. -- -- idiot unloaded weapons. Ian he had just died he had feared they would have empty box suggests that men haired guy in the sink because. Osama -- mine just died his beard. How much just how many have used to die that -- feared. That's a lot of just amendment gives a great. So we called him the key word. -- you deserve. The job. I think everybody should cut colonel hunt and -- he made a mistake he voted for Obama and then you get as enough to admit it most people wouldn't admit to a mistake. Given this black. Played that she heard. I think colonel hunt has proven over and over and over and over and over again and he adds some balls. I was dirty showed X rated how hard it was decorated. Still go through it and McCain is. And now these are indeed use. Oh. So Xerox's. Three letter word jobs. You know what Joseph Biden should -- and today you while truck filled with his equipment that was stolen in downtown Detroit. You -- do you -- Joseph Biden might have done other than leave the keys in the car and it wasn't Joseph Biden himself of course. But somebody from the Biden -- let the -- in India U -- groups. Groups. Should ever accept that you -- and she -- You -- that she needs. So those miscreants in downtown Detroit would -- to drive off of it. Patrick -- from me an opportunity. That put the puck go in the capital racist. -- says everything is racist to you Bill Clinton told The New Yorker about Barack Obama. Bill Clinton. The one who made that disgusting -- about what could have happened to related guns go wrong. Bill Clinton said a few years ago that I would have been carrying my bags. That's not racist bank Chicago is okay. Yeah. -- better players now. What are we clean joke. I mean I'm clinging to -- -- -- -- popular and we clinging to do I think that they may be bitter cleaners now. Cleaned it is sixteen footsie and culture let's note he would do that because. It was completely wiped out of the -- about -- To hear about that the sixteen footsie and culture Barack Obama took them hours and hours to build the this monument to the messiah. And mother nature and -- like to think. A couple of the November. Has completely washed it away. Shovel -- Gerri well -- Chris shovel ready project. Finally brought Obama has created a shovel ready project. 120. Students quite happy being in the school prison -- and now. Get a law professors crow -- news news news. Nothing happens from our parents can dribble while. I cracked up at that very pretty versatile -- she wouldn't pay home test. They had a week. To this take home test on how congress works this that's the great irony that test is about congress. -- The Harvard students who are taught by people like Iowa up. The Harvard students cheated on it -- opening its books loser I mean. Think you lose your juvenile delinquents school the kids is to smoke cigarettes with. Gray hooded sweatshirt and leather jackets. Could still pass to take home test that they had a week to fill out they -- it part of students might get thrown out the cheating on T contest. Right we have Barack Obama Elizabeth why aren't about Patrick. Harvard has really really given us some doozies thanks a lot cheating I take -- -- on congress. When he had a week. To answer the questions that that there. I hope Romney wins but I can't take four more summer of recovery. It -- wherever however he had gangs that this recovery again you know recovering the people on Martha's Vineyard that didn't get -- -- Secret Service agents. And Barack Obama's ice cream cone expenditures. Which -- Michelle Obama -- phone expenditures. Texture to -- seven said you should. AIDS Foundation in downtown Detroit. No Biden's people let's keep in at one planning analyst Philip -- -- we have Gideon. We the taxpayers. We built. The U well. So we're gonna have to pick up the tab for the thieves have stolen. 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