Police Blotter Fax Friday August 31, 2012 - Donkey Attack

-- -- -- -- -- -- Thanks -- lady's. Story. At 1877469322. Six -- of that says Juan Williams who was last night with either in the beer holder the third guy Poulter gave. -- -- regarding his corporate wife comment. Five away how -- whatever became the story about Palin's husband having an affair wasn't BS -- -- as pianists. Yeah -- well she supposedly had affairs through and they they had a picture of -- -- picture from on chick -- today. They were brother were eating together they tweet tweeting a picture of themselves eating out eating that chicken sandwich. That chick filet. The last line and no she was wearing a wedding ring on and -- that was just you know she she does those hits from her house so. She's apologist at -- she's assessing dress up it looked like they had a makeup -- collector. Prisoner -- is keeping them make -- artist and business make it make up. The beat beauty and a beautician I'm sure would be very sad for -- -- -- lost or fox gig. I'm sure all right it's time now for. Police Waller fax Friday all week long we ask you to send in your funny stories from -- from a local police. Blotter or police law and what are you -- call -- and in -- in your local daily or weekly newspaper or could be a stand alone police story. And at this time each -- we read the each show Friday I should say we read the best ones on air and the to. Pop entries of the week in our opinion receive a nice prize what are they get this week's -- They're gonna in the current official prize of the police -- facts which is a beautiful. Very unique T shirts I mean need to the police on a -- that you can't buy it made by our friend Bob Bergen -- exports rep from current Maynard just four. Police -- you cannot buy them online became bottom of the mall and just time. And Bob Burgos in the senate that spur exports were dot com in -- -- Sonos another bat several batches of T shirts and hats like we have -- we have -- -- excited about since we since we got back from off Florida. But will we check them out next week and most -- given some away. Aren't you the runners up they do not when the teacher at the first is from Portland Maine. A Portland -- you had to use the bathroom during a field sobriety test is facing charges after using Cumberland avenue as a toilet. Remiss OP has struck a fire hydrant on look it's. Has check of what I was doing remiss OP. OP dream let's grievance as an uncle -- extremists OP struck a -- tiger was this. And Portland's well struck a fire hydrant on locust street backed up and tried to drive away but his car broke down. According to use the police he continued to attempt to restart the vehicle even after broke down did rare rabbit try to help amongst our Picard. Well you know -- have to ask apparently officer advocates smells strong odor of alcohol is old school. And to take the field sobriety test -- -- -- blame us almost. OP who spoke broken English sol desperately -- -- -- himself right on the -- up please for explain -- and he just unzipped his pants is tired of being right there on the streets. He's been charged but are you lie indecent conduct. And and booked into the Cumberland county. You're thinking isn't EDT carts and we taken that's what I went. States speaking of you lies by the way the Roman Catholic arch is to archbishop elect of San Francisco. Has had to apologize for his arrest on suspicion of drunken driving. He says his behavior brought shame and disgrace himself from the church though legal experts said. It's unlikely to do real his promotion he's currently. They and just a reverend and he's being -- -- did -- -- a tricky city at a chicken dinner no difference. He said he had dinner with friends and thinking about chicken. He sitting at a dinner -- in a star anyway and then he said he was in San Diego and his mother and visiting your priest friend when he was pulled over at a DUI checkpoint. His tests show gets loaded with his mom he's -- he's going to be archbishop of San Francisco lineup -- level was pretty much about illegal elements. He's currently the bishop of Oakland and his initial scheduled to be installed in San Francisco archbishop in October. Five days before his first court day. Dean I'm shocked I -- you more shocked and apparently about the this is to charge for burning portable bathrooms support while men's and a -- for auto bodies -- were charged with arson. After setting fire to two product bodies and it trash can near the sands. Robert Berkshire now and amended and night and admitted during the bathrooms in the trash cans Sunday. As -- -- world fumbles and a when he talked about them being used as dangerous weapons arbitrary. The more even more dangerous of their set on fire they are they are and by the way apparently led to become an infertile device -- I -- -- that can cause a fight. This is an east lake Ohio police in Ohio man and another that required medical treatment. When a group of seven people at a yacht club got into a knockdown brawl over a portable toilet. Easily police said seven men and women aged in the forties and fifties. Or intoxicated -- when they got into a knockdown brawl about 1 AM at the short at the chagrin river yacht club if you. It's. The police said the case -- it's commented it was digit didn't say why are what the deal as I guess somebody went to use in some meals cut mine and I wonder how many potter parties -- shall have walked past. At the convention to get them to the podium while he'll have to Secret Service went to get a pass cents. And it's a danger to Italy also claims it will facts about the speakers won't -- on the screen. And an -- and -- submit landing on Mobil's nickname in Boston is pot of money to hostilities. Nobody's gonna get it. And and a mobile would it CNN. Wells Fargo employee fired over a nine. A dime. This is not sure wasn't a dime bag I'm sure. 68 year old -- was fired by on wells Fargo's home mortgage to Des Moines, Iowa. For petty crime he committed nearly fifty years ago. He got caught using a cardboard cut out of a dime to and a laundromat washing machine he was nineteen. Officially the crime is called operating at -- changing machine my faults means. It was silly and stupid and not telling proud of it but it doesn't warrant termination half a century later. Wells Fargo says it's following federal laws laid down by the federal deposit insurance act but it is on to lead -- -- guilty of identity theft and mortgage fraud. And they're bound by federal laws to protect their customers about the statue of limitations. Is that they brought under perform background checks announced team members regardless of when they hired this brings the same as those. While back that's the statue of limitations to bring criminal charges and someone do it if you know -- he was caught fifty years caught fifty already so he was -- okay Selena is she's not charged Egypt and fired because they. They -- doubt that we -- 918 years old when he was nineteen. He used a cardboard dime terminal laundry machine Wednesday. That's why he's -- he's lost his job fifty years later cardboard. -- no me neither am I'm suspect if you knew about it and you know -- him can I would've you know. Kansas city Kansas city police are investigating fraud detectives gas usage. And mileage after major of the department fraud is a fraud detective accused of fraud here -- exactly -- -- globe columnist being charged with plagiarism -- -- -- Yes indeed. I'm he -- -- department issued undercover part of Florida for a family vacation. He got tripped up by device -- to catch. It's got a lot -- Scott -- he ran a red light. In Florida -- legalese they're -- a ticket to the registered owner of the leased vehicle which happens to be to Kansas city police department along with a photo. That showed the undercover vehicle pulling a trailer hundreds of miles from Kansas and romance. -- yeah exactly. It's very. Very impressed it was CP and for his own gas or did he or was -- just using the car and -- city now Hewitt is EU is that the gas was on in Kansas City. The gas usage university of Kansas City gas card yes well. Sound operation dirty taco -- food truck selling meth and marijuana. Police say it and I wonder why those trucks were sold them popular the Essex Orleans and going down or resign as to got to talk Abbas yeah. And this place about what I had. Likes -- we may let's go to the we'd bus. A taco truck for serving Mexican food that meth -- marijuana on the side the bus comes after an undercover I digging method burrito -- attitudes. Operation dirty taco which lasted three months the truck was Merrill. I know -- for a mobile meth and marijuana operation. That task force on the set Brothers won and announced -- pie and sold drugs to undercover agents the tacos warn -- dead. It looked to be -- giant in at a Wal-Mart and her in. Commander of Yuba Sutter task force. Net net -- narcotics agents and attack us were separate but not the drunks. They -- our top flight stuff. Like at the Jerusalem Google bookie parlors they used to have were sometimes in these holes the worse than they would have like. You know 33 cans of tomato paste in the -- to make it you know just. Just told ya didn't really make it look legit but it was news it was a fig leaf I guess. Amid all that the cans -- all be covered with with dust you know that been there for so long -- come -- nobody ever bought the thing. -- -- there where they're placed bets the same thing. While here rehab hookers in the news statement com and one to come out to compete at a fire but that fire -- not being your pants Florida -- says behind bars. After he tried to use 911 as his own personal sex service he called the emergency service to request a female deputies report to use them for -- What's amazing is not the first time this man has been arrested for this exact charge. According to Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office seven separate times. Is signing across subpoena deputy commanders hope for some sexting. We're not even sure. You know what that means really -- Police eventually went to Islam not for sex but to arrest him he admitted to making the calls that and speaking about it -- guys went and Ann Arbor. Police in southeast Michigan's -- -- to complain and a woman he had agreed to pay for sex unexpectedly increased her price is expensive. The police were called to the Ann Arbor home reporter robbery the 45 year old means -- in nineteen year old Ohio woman. He contacted online have agreed on price but then the meaning claims she upped the price after taking his money that that woman was arrested by the way and so was he. So is she guilty. On just a picture for so I can possibly -- using your particular you know when their pain for. Other things that those are called the scales of justice. On you and the other. Running -- things that are out there. This is from Berlin. A German sports official died Monday a day after being struck and -- throat by -- javelin. Yes the 744 ailment was officiating at a used to meet. In Dusseldorf. When the addition apple late Sunday he was immediately taken to hospital but died of injuries early Monday morning the local athletics association for -- doors. Identified the man is dieters track. He was a popular. The fifteen year old athlete into the javelin has been receiving psychological counseling and I can imagine I'm -- Q tips story for you. South Los Angeles. An elderly driver says he thinks -- brakes failed causing him to slam into sex sodomy if you heard this one before into several students and adults in south Los Angeles on Wednesday it happened outside an elementary school just as the school out the day how old do you think he lives. 91 year low. How -- 100. On your low. A over a hundred -- 10201. Years olds. And he went to get groceries at food for last -- was backing and the parking lot to go home of the time an accident. I lost control the -- the brakes failed I think I'm sorry in -- moment on the accident. Rescue workers scrambled to treat the people struck by the car one of the victims percent to Hammond as was carrying her one year old daughter was knocked down. According to people who witnesses. The man tried to drive his car off the sidewalk only stopping when people started banging and it's windows and yelling at kids were trapped underneath. The LAPD says no crime was committed and he would not be facing charges for any incidents -- are examining the car. Why did it's the automotive industry all was so least effective and these models with defective brakes. To lead to the overly popular because my -- -- seriously taken then. You know I mean it -- easy victims for the. The harmful imperialists. Car companies. Menace gifts from -- changes his mind to prison inmate the -- kind John New Mexico -- -- just sell. By breaking a window bar with a razor blade and a popsicle stick to change his mind currency got outside. -- CI told police it took about five months to break the barn -- cell window of those materials. And many changes my what's outside the building climb back into his second story cell using a bad change. -- who's gonna have to get to go to work yeah he's been moved to maximum security now so that's why aren't. -- -- problems future. Activity once has my dad's barber sold fireworks in the land. Down yeah that is I'm -- I don't know why no because I was saying that -- sometimes like did the math track the food trucks sold -- and little grocery store was a bookie joints and now this guy's saying that they you can buy fireworks in the barbershop. -- the two winners the first one mayor dead after apparent donkey attached hogs rose wondered if you literally out. A south Texas mayor has been found dead after being attacked by a 500 pound donkey on his rants. The -- rustic county sheriff's office said that the death of Hollywood park mayor William bill. -- hike appears to be an accident he was 65 an accident he was murdered by that donkey he was attacked by and male aggressive donkey he kept on the ranch. The docking and several others are still property and analyze he loves animals who loved ranching. On his wife was concerned when he did return to Hollywood park after checking in using animals and after dark. Several neighbors jumped on altering vehicles on looking for the air force veteran they found his truck still running hours after he was attacked. -- met them all missed this break I'll -- ball will be struck down and killed by these dog days these. Access the sheriff's department said it's up to the family to decide what to do about a donkey and a and the other winners from Saint Louis. A man wearing a surgical mask and driving an earth mover bulldozer. -- a house with three people inside causing the entire back wall of the home to collapse. A woman thirty through told brace failed now she unity got -- difference this is what's going on. The woman's I'll moved into the house with a gentleman who with her fiancee and one of the children -- He died he was died in issued out across town. She still living in the house his relatives say since they weren't married. She's no right to be in the house and news legal action pending -- -- law apparently. They got tired of waiting so one of them Don the mask and tried to -- the house down with her and it with a bulldozer and a -- a bulldozer. One that probably the bulldozer is on as bigger than the width of the house. To an Italian Carlo a week today for another exciting episode police blotter thanks Brian. This case. Yeah I guess it was a pure victory -- a -- or.