Police Blotter Fax Friday August 24, 2012 - Driving While Shaving

Friday my name is ready. Police -- thanks -- ladies and gentlemen. And sometimes it's police blotter yellow TT ER Max Friday because it's. People send in their favorite stories from the local police blockers. On Friday and that too fast in my opinion when a nice prize are gonna win our. Favorite T shirt. It's exclusive only to -- -- car show police blotter -- contest. And a faxes kind of an -- at this point because of these as faxes anymore but you can fax or email or mail in your favorite stories and if you do and I pick that you may win a wonderful. Police blotter fax Friday contests teacher from our friend. -- berg sportswear happen coroner I mean thank you Bob -- he's the runners up they do not win the teachers the first is from. North wedding Massachusetts. New manager for the times and country club walked into the police station and showed some internal organs he'd found to an officer. After some examination they were determined to be in animal organs and when he thought he finds. While it's progressed pretty gross but it could -- actually. This is from New Jersey would be new -- new Jersey's Americans restrained victim and help these. Police say you've got away after two -- -- Americans grabbed the wrong person on in northern New Jersey street. The samaritans were driving on a street in Plainfield woman Sally -- to be. A man assaulting a woman but it turns out the man was walking on the street when he said the woman robbed him. About 400 dollars in cash chemical change. Currently the suspect ran off when passing motorists intervened. Investigators are using video -- -- to try and identify. The suspect. While. In California. Dobbs gone wild a pack of crazed pit bulls demolished in mini me. They ripped the front of a Southern California means minivan and a stunning display of force that make huge at current. What drove the dogs to such destruction that kitty stuck in the bumper area. The unidentified owners dodge minivan was parked in his home when he's not damage to his vehicle he discovered his vehicle. Have been significantly damaged by his four pit bulldogs an attempt to attack an unknown animal. Or rodent while his vehicle was parked government. And although the car had a flat tire at me and drove to work from Palm Springs about 25 miles per. A -- where he may -- Laver gas and fine there was a feline taking refuge in the engine compartment the animal control officer was called and help retrieve kickass. -- was take into an animal house hospital and found to be okay it's been named fender links after the and she was found in him because there is resemble those links. They hope to find for a permanent home this weekend. Incredible now you know that -- in Florida. A topless baby sitter found lying in a hotel parking lot faces charges. After police said she failed to watch over a five year old boy whose mother had gone gambling. Stacy Cairns was charged with child in the glad. Neglect after police were called to investigate reports of the child found alone. And for nearly an hour in the river palms hotel. The police talked with child -- sitting with the hotel staff willing and video game he told -- his mother had gone to the casino on and -- Manila to with a woman named Stacey. And he also said by the when -- she's routinely his baby sitter police and search the parking lot. And found cares identified with the dagger and rose ankle tattoo -- topless in the middle of the parking lot not far from the room the way I was staying and his mother. She appeared lethargic. An incoherent as she struggled to talk managed to -- the patrol oppresses that the child's mother had gone gambling I don't even know where the boy is right now she sent. By the way he's gone into Child Protective Services -- can't thank god. Here's a lovely. And lovely -- on -- and the examiner none story octogenarian breached security at nuclear weapons complex. An 82 year old non. Successfully -- a high tech security complex protective and using garden variety low tech -- Connors and even more disturbing. She remained undetected in a highly secure area on the nuclear complex as grounds for more than two hours. Sister Megan -- and two accomplices. Activists. Were able to compromise three security -- belonging to the Y twelve national security complex located in an Oak Ridge, Tennessee. While the trio of July. On intrusion did not initiate an alarm condition in ministry evade capture by. Supposedly well trained security officers from more than two hours. And during that time and nun and her friends through blood on the walls of the highly enriched uranium materials facility. And also spray painted in in -- nuclear and into work graffiti and that is one athletic non. 82 that's incredible and she's going to be in great shape at the Rambo grainy out of Melbourne Australia. Gun toting granny gave back as -- 81. So ticked off when two thugs raped her eighteen year old granddaughter. That she tracked the unsuspecting ex con Stan and shot author testicles. The only spent a week hunting them down and when she found them she took revenge in her own special way she took a taxi to the nearest police station after she shopped them. -- that gun and the sergeants desk and told him his comments could be those bastards we'll never -- anybody again by guys. Convicted rapists Robert Davis -- lost both his penis and testicles when outraged even opened fire with a nine millimeter pistol. And Stanley Thomas -- Former prison -- Managed to lose only part of his. The one guy Thomas didn't lose as men but the doctor said he won't be using it the way he's used it. -- What's gonna happen to granny is still out there and I don't I'm not much to help time. A few bright idea of Britain and golfer I'll be honest I am now no kidding Jimmy showed me in on it. It actually had South Carolina. Gerald train -- a third pleaded guilty in federal court to being part of a scheme to get some 671000. Dollars in insurance money. By chopping off off in mentally disabled man's hand with a chainsaw. I was on drugs real about the time crack cocaine he said the dismemberment of Michael pork -- Weaver. Of Sumpter took place when Harden and another man. Were accused of tying -- left arm to a tree with a -- stretching it out -- locking it off below the elbow with a pole changed side. The break in the case came when when mr. -- was gonna get a divorce and she found its. Systems suspicious documentation in the attic. Apparently. Mr. Weaver are mr. Hardin weighs in the guardian. But mr. Weaver and thought this would really you know he spent the money and -- some vacations and gambling some. The -- guy who lost his arm apparently didn't get anything. -- -- It's just it's just very. -- scary. Hernando County naked swingers attacks each other after their separate orgy parties turned sour. Leaving -- girl from behind James Barfield went and searched for sex and ended up bringing another woman back home meanwhile his girlfriend Tina Norris was one up on him. Having solicited two men for sex. -- -- furiously catching Norris can log on today with them and she was arranged for him forgetting and a woman both naked. They -- entering Asia began savagely attacking each other. Norris who slept with a bloody lip while -- sustain scratch marks over his back and neck. Reported Hernando today after -- scrap continued the couple's three other gas called and the party and fled the home. Awoken by screaming the couple's roommate emerged to witness the terrorists in each other through the house smashing anything in their past. She told the officers the couple had a weird relationship. On the cup -- still very naked and very intoxicated and -- uncooperative when the police. -- It. Most actually you today most sex real well and speaking immigrants. Davis Oklahoma -- IDs and Murray county that you -- to 77 year old man for violating a show me. An agricultural farm located on the property Davis public schools. Jimmy -- I Jeter of Davis was caught on surveillance video inside the bar. If you walked into the -- unzipped his pants appeared to pull something out of his pants and bent over at the female head. During an interview. Jeter said he was not trying to poison the pay I just like my finger up for private that's all right. They admitted -- Ford corn out to hold the -- still. And that he did this back as far as the -- he did admit finally got sexual gratification from the -- been charged with detestable and abominable crime against nature. It isn't by the way his first round -- the -- he's been serving time for stealing cattle. I was arrested for to -- horses which slipped to felony charge of larceny domestic animals I mean this guy needs to him and -- I I think he's being discriminated against. Well it is an eventual it's consensual with the big one that's well that's the problem is we don't know if the two winners they when mean. Lovely Easter eggs and -- and a and a beautiful flag from our friends -- rock on cement block and life in Massachusetts. The first one -- like that line lab tech parties would escaped monkeys university employee found a pants down monkeys roaming free. Georgia health sciences university lab tech was discovered in a campus locker room engaging in unusual behavior. 32 year old calling Mitchell was jailed after he was found intoxicated in his pants down and locked in his research and education building. While two lab monkeys were found roaming free outside their cages. He was booked on charges of public intoxication. Monkeys have been examined and found Libyan harm that they did have funny smiles on the faces. Right the other winner. -- from Florida driving in shaving just Amex. A Florida woman cost to vehicle -- because she receiving her bikini area while driving. Against economics at time drove with your elbows while eating a whopper seem downright -- doesn't. -- Barnes was driving. And in crashed -- the back of -- pick -- truck and about 45 miles per hour her reaction time was slow down issues too busy grooming her who ought to pay attention to the road. Mr. Barnes told the investigative officer that she was on her way to Dayton wanted to be ready for the visit. Except well now. It could've been worse -- -- could have been waxing her bikini area as she drove along a team effort. But. And this particular case I think she's lucky not to have now lost anything. And our reputation. Those the two plans for police -- facts. To -- and Carlo a week from today for another exciting and so the police -- thanks for trying this case.